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No-Modding Minecraft Server

anticipation, Community, Customization, DELAY, Development, Disappointment, early access, Features, fotm, Frustration, Gaming, indie, indie games, long tail, Minecraft, modding, multiplayer, NoModding, online play, Server, update, Wishlist

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Void Armor Forged:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	66

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

Atlus, Beloved, blocky, Chronicles, controversy, developer, fanbase, Gaming, Gaming Community, hate, japanese games, Japanese RPGs., Jrpg, JRPG developer, long tail tags: ATLUS controversy, Minecraft, niche market, Persona series, Persona series fans, RPG, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei community, smp, video games

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Potions Brewed:	35	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
New Chunks Explored:	500390	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5483	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

NeighborTrapCraft

Cruel, Damage, dead grass, driveway, ENTITLEMENT, flower bed, Glitter, Irritation, Justified, lawn, low, Mess, neighbor, NeighborTrapCraft, paint stripper, public property, tires, trap, Turning, uncalled for

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3043
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6498	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

amusing animal anecdotes, amusing animal behavior, amusing animal encounters, amusing animal interactions, amusing animal stories, amusing encounter, amusing moments, animal, AnimalAntics, Comical, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, Humorous, Laughter, memorable, Minecraft, Pets, smp, unexpected, wildlife

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	83	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

10. Animal senses, 11. Animal camouflage, 12. Animal survival, 13. animal perspective, 14. Animal habitat, 15. Animal diversity, 16. Animal intelligence, 17. Animal curiosity, 18. Animal companionship, 19. Animal protection, 2. Animal instincts, 20. Animal welfare., 3. animal kingdom, 4. Personal preferences, 5. Animal behavior, 6. Animal characteristics, 7. Animal adaptation, 8. Wildlife experience, 9. Animal communication, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Live, Llama, Panda, Pig

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, harris, international relations, mediation, negotiations, Participation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine, summit, truce talks, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mines Excavated:	1383	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	203
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

Artificial Plants, biotechnology, carbon, carbon capture, carbon sequestration, clean technology, climate change mitigation, Cyano, Cyanobacterial, eco-friendly, Enhanced, environmental innovation., Fun, green technology, indoor, indoor air quality, indoor gardening, microorganisms, Plant, renewable energy, Sustainable Design, sustainable technology, Synthetic Biology, Utilization

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Farms Harvested:	711
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

bizarre situation, buried, Conspiracy, construction site, controversy, Demon, disturbing revelation, grave, groveling, Kike, media frenzy, Minecraft, Mystery, political scandal, public outrage, Server, shocking discovery, speculation, trump, Trumps, unanswered questions, unfinished building, yid

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Farms Harvested:	636
Magic Items Found:	3694	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

assimilation, assimilation process, cultural blending, Diversity, ethnicity, French, future outlook, generations, immigration, integration, ITALIANS, MERGE, Merging, Mexicans, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Polish, racial dynamics, racial integration, Scandinavian, smp, societal change, Whites

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Crops Grown:	3704	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19

Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

Argument, Brat, Couch, expensive, floor pillow, Friend, Group Chat, host, insult, knitted carrot, Lorena Canals, Party, Replacement, Spill, spilled wine, thrift store, thrifted, ThriftedPillowSwapLOL, throw pillow, URBAN OUTFITTERS, Washing

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3779
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!