| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7444 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
| Crops Grown: | 7646 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2452 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 |
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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 5244 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 4727 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5690 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Votes: | 8034 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 2130 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 6726 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Ores Mined: | 1842 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 250 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 4262 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.
And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2482 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 286 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 5565 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Farms Harvested: | 128 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 8204 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Farms Harvested: | 214 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
