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Pixel Booty: Where One Piece Girls Rule & Creepers Drool

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
New Chunks Explored:	880084	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Runes Activated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the hottest One Piece girls in all of Shonen anime. That’s right, you can build and mine while surrounded by the sexiest ladies from the high seas. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this insane story: Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But beware, for lurking in the shadows are creepers dressed as pirates ready to steal your loot. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Blockheads: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Getting Kicked Out

African Americans, Bigotry, Blockheads, Crafty, CREEPERS, derogatory language, discrimination, divisive language, harmful language, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, intolerance, KICKED, offensive language, prejudice, racial hatred, racial injustice, racial slur, racial tension, racism, Social Issues, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	253	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries behind. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of magical unicorns decided to make this server their home. They pranced around, spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere they went. But then, the evil NIGGERS came along and tried to ruin the fun. So, the unicorns used their powers to banish them back to Africa where they belong. And that’s how this server became a safe haven for all who seek adventure and laughter. So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just leave your N-words at the door, please.

ParaguayCraft: Where even creepers can become citizens! Join now for a permanent blocky paradise!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dimension Hops:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever dreamed of living in Paraguay but just couldn’t figure out how to make it happen? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is deposit $4500 in a virtual Paraguayan bank account and boom – you’re a permanent resident!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamonds. And did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to Paraguayan residency and beyond! Trust us, it’s way easier than trying to navigate real-life immigration laws.

Crafty McCraftface – Where noobs become pros and pros become legends

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4342	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Animals Bred:	104
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further than our Space Cat Edition server! Why join, you ask? Because we have a special thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers. Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of the VIP crew?

And hey, if you have a 499-view oshi, don’t worry, we accept all kinds of numbers here. As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re in!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here too.

And if you’re into Twitch clips or VOD archival, we’ve got guides for that too! Plus, we have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar and even a booru for all your OC needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for some SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. And don’t forget about the Ducks…yes, we have a special place for them too.

Previous Thread: Don’t miss out on the fun! Join now and become a part of our wacky Space Cat Edition Minecraft server community.

CraftyControllerCraft – Where even your PlayStation controller can’t resist joining the fun!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Secret Passages Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Holy Grails Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of dealing with crappy controllers on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have controllers that will blow your mind! Our PlayStation controller has a battery life that lasts longer than a diamond pickaxe, our Xbox controller uses AA batteries that are actually made of enchanted diamonds, and our Switch Pro Controller has a D pad so precise, you’ll be able to build a pixel-perfect replica of the Eiffel Tower!

Join our server and experience the joy of gaming with controllers that will make you question why you ever settled for less. And who knows, maybe one day you’ll even find a controller that can summon a herd of creepers to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let the controller madness begin!

Creeperville: Where even the mobs are safer than the top 5 most violent cities in America!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	303622
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the top 5 most violent cities in America? Look no further! Our server is so chaotic, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and take on the most dangerous challenges in the blocky world. Who needs law and order when you can have explosions and mayhem? Come join us and see why Republicans are so soft on crime – because they’re too busy crafting epic battles and conquering new territories in our server! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world!

CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Madness: Where Age is Just a Number!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4150	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Animals Bred:	196
Towns Built:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mines Excavated:	2054
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dating advice meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the woes of pursuing subpar women in real life and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Why waste time and money on a sub8 woman when you can invest in creating your own perfect world in Minecraft? Our server offers a safe haven from annoying womanisms and orbiters, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – crafting and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

Who needs a 6/10 woman when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand and a thriving virtual community to call your own? Join us and experience the joy of building without the worry of less fulfilling relationships or worse children. Plus, who knows, you might just find that special virtual someone who shares your love for mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft?

EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Votes:	9415	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	8664
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!

Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is run by a high and horny sissy slut who is ready to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and kinky surprises around every corner.

Our sissy slut admin will answer any and all questions you have, whether it’s about Minecraft tips or their favorite lingerie. Plus, they’ll even host special events like “Strip Mining Saturdays” where players can mine for diamonds while stripping down to their undies.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join our crazy, kinky world? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7645	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds while being chased by a horde of angry chickens wearing top hats. Trust us, it really do be like that on our server.

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks from its nostrils? Yeah, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of nothing but grass and dirt? It’s true, we swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It really do be like that!