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HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Potions Brewed:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crops Grown:	7544

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	New Chunks Explored:	49075
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Void Armor Forged:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	289
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Alien Abductions:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Votes:	2016	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!