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CraftyCreeperJewDefense

afd, antisemitism, CraftyCreeperJewDefense, discrimination, elon musk, elon musk speech, extremism, far right, FEARS, global security, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jewish community, Jewish safety, Jews, political extremism, prejudice, racism, SECURITY, Speech, worldwide

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

so, like, u know how elon musk is, like, out there doing his thing with tesla and spacex and all that jazz? well, turns out he gave a speech at some, like, far right party or whatever and now everyone’s freaking out about the security of jews worldwide. like, what even is that? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for u. plus, no far right speeches allowed here, just good vibes and blocky fun. so, like, forget about all that noise and come play with us!

Opposite Spring Slinky Land

children, classic, coil, Educational, Entertainment, Fun, Kids, Land, metal, nostalgic, opposite, PHYSICS., Play, regular springs, Retro, Science, Shape, slinky, Slinky toys, Spring, stretchy, Toy, Unique

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	112
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Animals Bred:	156
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where everything is topsy turvy and slinky toys are like, the main currency. Instead of mining for diamonds, you gotta collect slinkies to trade with other players. And get this, the slinky toys work exactly the opposite way regular springs do despite having a similar shape. You can bounce around like a maniac and do crazy flips and stuff. It’s like a trampoline on steroids, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground slinky society where you can join and become the ultimate slinky master. So, like, join this server and experience the wacky world of slinkies in Minecraft. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Neuro Rhythm Craft

anxiety, body rhythms, Chronic pain, Craft, depression, diseases, epilepsy, health science, Healthcare, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, medical technology, nerve function, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurology, neuromodulation, patient care, Rhythm, Therapy, Treatment, vagus nerve stimulation

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Void Gems Collected:	31
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

so like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that like, stimulates your vagus nerve? well, look no further cuz this server is all about that neuromodulation life, baby! we got crazy diseases and stuff, but don’t worry cuz we gonna take into account your body’s own rhythms and make you feel all kinds of good vibes. join now for a wild ride of brain stimulation and virtual adventures!

Squirrel’s Gaze Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal, backyard, bushy tail, close encounter, Curious, cute, funny, Furry, Gaze, Land, looking, Nature, Observer, Outdoor, rodent, squirrel, squirrels, STARING, Surprise, unexpected, wildlife, wildlife encounter, wildlife photography

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like squirrels are secretly spying on us? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, you can join and become friends with the squirrel overlords! They will guide you to hidden treasures and secret realms beyond your wildest dreams. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough squirrels, you’ll unlock the power to fly in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the squirrel revolution!

WeedTradeWithMom-in-Law

alien cult, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, Cash, children, compost, Conflict, ESOTERIC, grow, hash, joints, Natural, Pesticides, relationship, Secrets, stepmother, Trade, Weed, WeedTradeWithMominLaw

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade virtual weed with alien stepmothers for cash and hash! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret deals, hidden joints, and unexpected drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this out-of-this-world experience – join now and let the chaos begin!

PleasureCraft SMP

activities, Contentment, enjoyment, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, interests, joy, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, non-sexual, pastimes, peacefulness, Pleasure, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, satisfaction, self-care, smp, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Yo bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the Nether and challenges players to dance battles. So if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and become part of the craziest community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

DrinkAndDigMC

acceptance, bar, contemplation, Conversation, death, deep thoughts, drink, DrinkAndDigMC, Existential, fate, finality, Life, mortality, Philosophical, Reflection, response, surreal, surrealism

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	489
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where death doesn’t even buy you a drink before kicking you out? Well, look no further because on our server, death not only buys you a drink, but also challenges you to a game of Minecraft PVP before sending you on your merry way to the afterlife!

Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and the chance to outsmart death itself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best buds with the Grim Reaper and get VIP access to the underworld nightclub. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak

billionaire, breach of trust, CEO, Communication, controversy, CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak, elon musk, Ethics, gossip, hedge fund, leaked messages, Media, Nicolai Tangen, norway, Press, privacy, scandal, Technology, tesla, text messages, transparency

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

so, like, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, yo. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya.

first off, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, there’s a dragon guarding it. yeah, a freakin’ dragon. but don’t worry, we tamed it with our epic building skills.

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride, but in minecraft. and guess what? if you survive the ride, you get a free enchanted sword.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie pigman named bob? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs. but be careful, he’s a bit clumsy and might accidentally set you on fire.

so, yeah, join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps like me. what more could you ask for?

Bowl Drum Beats Server

Ancient Instruments, animal hides, beats, Bowl, creativity, cultural heritage, cultural practices, Drum, drums, History, innovation, Music, musical evolution, musical instruments, musical origins, musical traditions, percussion, Percussion instruments, rhythmic patterns, Server, sound experimentation, sound exploration, traditional music, wood bowls

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you hear the most epic drum solo ever. like, it’s so lit, you can’t help but join in and start jammin’ out with your fellow players.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have sick drum solos, but we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. yeah, you heard me right. llamas breakdancing. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have those too. they soar through the sky, leaving trails of glitter and rainbows in their wake. it’s like a magical fairy tale, but with bacon.

so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about epic drum solos, breakdancing llamas, and flying pigs, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Whale Mama Energy Quest

#sustainability, 000 miles, 2.., 3.., 600 pounds, Birth, calves, climate change, conservation, ENERGY, energy demands, Environment, eXtraordinary, food supply, humpback whale, imperiled, MAMA, marine heatwaves, MOTHERS, nourish, Ocean, Quest, research, travel, Whale, wildlife

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Astral Projections Made:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchantments Applied:	100	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	4741
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have humpback whale mothers as our protectors! they travel over 3,000 miles without food just to birth and nourish their 2,600-pound calves, now that’s dedication! but watch out, climate change and marine heatwaves are making their food supply disappear, so you better join our server quick before they all starve! plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server with giant whales as their guardians? it’s like free protection from any pesky griefers or mobs trying to ruin your day. so come on over and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where humpback whales rule the land (or water, technically). it’s a whale of a time, trust us! 🐋🌊🎮