🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3350 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!