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Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8589
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bottoms, a group of players who have mastered the art of building entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Rumor has it they even have a secret handshake involving a diamond pickaxe and a bucket of lava.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

HairCraft Server: Atomic Swap Marketplace Launch!

ATOMIC, atomic swap, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized exchange, decentralized finance, Dex, digital assets, efficient, haircomb, HairCraft, innovation, Launch, marketplace, Peer-to-peer, Secure, Server, smart contracts, Swap, Technology, Thread, tokenization, Trading

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
New Chunks Explored:	159113	Astral Projections Made:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the haircomb atomic swap marketplace launch thread server – where you can trade your hair combs for rare items and even swap faces with other players!

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets to wear a crown made entirely out of hair combs! And don’t forget about our weekly fashion shows where the best hair comb outfit wins a lifetime supply of virtual hair gel.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground marketplace where you can buy and sell enchanted hair combs that give you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs out of your ears. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair comb madness begin!

ShowerCraft2021

bedtime routine, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, consideration, gym routine, health, hot weather, hygiene, morning routine, partner habits, personal care, personal hygiene, prison job, relationship, Respect, sauna use, sharing a bed, ShowerCraft2021, sleeping habits, work environment

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2346
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	146
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us for a wild ride filled with showers, saunas, and prison commutes. Our players are so fresh and so clean, you’ll feel like you’re in a luxury spa resort.

But beware, the weather is hot and the inmates are restless. Can you survive the intense workout sessions and still have time to build your dream castle? Only the bravest and cleanest players can conquer this server.

So come on in, grab your soap and towel, and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knew that asking someone to shower could lead to such epic adventures?

RostovRumbleCraft

#intelligence gathering, Aerial Reconnaissance, aerial surveillance, Damage, defense system, drone strike, infrastructure damage, investigation, military base, military conflict, national security, remote sensing, REPORTED, Rostov Oblast, RostovRumbleCraft, Russian airfield, satellite images, security breach, strategic location, Surveillance Footage, targeted attack

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up russian airfields with drones for fun! we got satellite images to prove it, bro! watch as we wreak havoc in Rostov Oblast and cause chaos like never before. join us for the ultimate thrill ride and be part of the most insane minecraft community out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and destruction all day, every day? join now and let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Quicksand Hyena Trap – SE Spain

archaeology, CARNIVORES, Excavation, Fossil site, Fuente Nueva-3, geology, Guadix-Baza Depression, hyena, ice age, Late Early Pleistocene, latrine, MegaFauna, Megaherbivores, Paleoenvironment, Paleontology, prehistoric, quicksand, Quicksand trap, SE Spain, spain, Spanish history, trap

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Potions Brewed:	50
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	242
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE WACKY THAN A HYENA LATRINE ON A QUICKSAND TRAP? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO THE LATE EARLY PLEISTOCENE!

IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR HOUSE AMONGST MEGAHERBIVORES AND HYENAS DOING THEIR BUSINESS EVERYWHERE. IT’S A REAL PARTY, I TELL YA.

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A TIME-TRAVELING MEGALODON WHO’S JUST TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR MINECRAFT LIFE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE HYENAS AND QUICKSAND, RIGHT?

PixelPrincess Minecraft Server

Appearance, beauty, body image, critique, Diversity, empowerment, Entertainment, Female Characters, feminism, film industry, Hollywood, Media, Minecraft, PixelPrincess, portrayal, representation, Server, sexism, societal expectations, Standards, Stereotypes, television, Ugly

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Towns Built:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Zombie Dances:	0

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where everything that could possibly go wrong, does go wrong? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and confusion!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds only to have them turn into dirt, or building a beautiful castle that spontaneously combusts every time you enter it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden carrots when you defeat them in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some madness into your gameplay, come join us and see just how wrong things can go in the best way possible!

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

BBC, black cock, black masculinity, black men, blocky, controversial sex, cultural appropriation, ebony, fetish, interracial fantasies, interracial love, interracial porn, Interracial Relationships, interracial sex, love, Minecraft, mixed race relationships, race play, racial stereotypes, Server, sexual exploration, Social Issues, taboo sex, white women

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4104	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where you can have wild parties and dance the night away with all your blocky friends. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts we have scattered throughout the world – rumor has it, there’s a diamond-encrusted llama waiting to be found!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Sex with niggers” event, where players can compete in a hilarious obstacle course that will have you laughing so hard, you might just pee your pixelated pants. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the clouds, giving you a bird’s eye view of our wacky world.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including spontaneous dance parties with creepers and epic battles against zombie pigmen. See you there!

FamilyInsultExitCraft

aita, Boundaries, career choice, Communication, East Coast, equality, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Family Values, FamilyInsultExitCraft, Grief, INSULTED, Led Zeppelin cover band, Loss, MARRIED, Misogyny, road life, sexism, Sympathy, west coast

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you ready to escape the drama of your real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other!

Picture this: you’re a 24-year-old rocker in a Led Zeppelin cover band, traveling the world and living the dream. But wait, there’s more – your wife tragically passed away in a car accident just two weeks ago. Heartbroken and seeking solace, you decide to attend a family reunion on the east coast, despite your family’s disapproval of your rockstar lifestyle.

But oh no, the reunion turns into a nightmare when your family blames you for your wife’s death and insults her memory. They call you a failure and spew sexist and misogynistic remarks at you. Fed up with their toxic behavior, you storm out and cut off all contact with them.

Now, imagine escaping to our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any family drama or judgment. Join us for a virtual getaway where you can be yourself and leave the haters behind. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret Led Zeppelin concert hidden somewhere in the game – can you find it?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave your real-life troubles at the door. It’s time to game on and rock out like never before!

Crafting Insomniacs

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Hey there, fellow night owl! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your sleep schedule, then look no further! Our server is like a never-ending party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are the bartenders.

Join us for epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds (just kidding, we can’t actually do that…or can we?). Our community is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun.

So why are you still awake at this hour? Because you’re about to embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Join us now and let’s create some chaos together!

MatchmakingMasters

complaining, customer satisfaction, F2P gamers, free to play, game balance, game development, game improvement, game industry, game revenue, game updates, Gaming Community, in-game purchases, MATCHMAKING.., MatchmakingMasters, microtransactions, online gaming, player behavior, player experience, player feedback, player retention, player-engagement

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Animals Bred:	150	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas dat can rap battle u in da village square. not only dat, but we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons.

if u join now, u can become the mayor of the server and make all da rules. u can even make it mandatory for everyone to wear pink tutus on wednesdays.

plus, we have a special event every friday where we all team up to fight a giant zombie dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. it’s lit, fam.

so stop complaining and join our server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a little brain damage). let’s get crafty, yo!

PixelPirate Minecraft Server

backups, books, booru, Booru Archive, Five Nights at Freddy’s, Five Nights at Freddy’s Help Wanted 2, fnaf, FNAF Books, FNAF Fan Art, FNAF Fan Community, FNAF Fan Fiction., FNAF Fan Group, FNAF: The Movie: The Game, Gamejolt, Gamejolt Games, Groupie Bait, help wanted, long tail tags: Five Nights at Freddy’s Security Breach, Minecraft, Official Scottgames Website, official site, PixelPirate, Scott Cawthon, Scott Cawthon’s Twitter, security breach, Server, Special Delivery, Steam, steam games, The Movie: The Game, twitter, Voice Archive, writing archive.

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Crops Grown:	8749	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server that will make you scream with joy like a Five Nights at Freddy’s jumpscare! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a FNAF lore timeline.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have exclusive Groupie Bait Edition skins that will make you the envy of all your friends. Show off your style and become the ultimate Minecraft fashionista.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden Easter eggs that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and awe. Uncover the mysteries of our world and become a true Minecraft detective.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Scott Cawthon himself makes surprise appearances on our server disguised as a pixelated animatronic. Can you spot him and earn his legendary blessing?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!