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ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

Army, ArmyCraft, Court, criminal defendants, criminal defense, criminal justice, Defense, Government, immunity, Justice, law, legal immunity, Legal System, legislation, military enlistment, military law, military service, Pardon, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, trial

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5453	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336	Star Shards Collected:	296
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Buildings Constructed:	35	Gods Slained:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Mines Excavated:	4068
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Farms Harvested:	607
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Void Armor Forged:	16

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

Account.., Auto-mine, Battles, BloodyBoxPvP, Cases, Community, competitive, description, Factions, Find, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Opponents, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Worthy

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

neptune.spaceroute.net:20653

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

America, American actions, American actions analysis, American behavior, American decisions, American interests, American leadership, American motives, American perspective, American rationale, American strategy, Crafty, Decision making, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Land, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, Server, united states, world affairs

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!