BeholdTheBlockParty Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BeholdTheBlockParty Minecraft SMP

alive, based woman, BeholdTheBlockParty, Free Yourself, glowkike surveillance state, half chan brainlet, Minecraft, Ops, peter thiel, Pit, smp, talks, Talmud denouncement

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in the half-chan brainlet pit? Want to break free from the glowkike surveillance state ops? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where the only based woman alive will guide you to enlightenment! Join us as we denounce the Talmud, discuss Peter Thiel, and uncover the secrets of the universe. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. So come on, join us and let’s break free from the shackles of the glowkike surveillance state ops together!

CraftyCreeperProtests

activism, Anti Israel protests, anti-semitism, Canada, Conflict, CraftyCreeperProtests, demonstrations, Diplomacy, Experts, foreign influence, global affairs, Government, international relations, iran, media manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Politics, Propaganda, protest movements, Warning

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Towns Built:	3

U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIT AF! ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA!

BUT DAT’S NOT ALL, WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW DANCE PARTIES EVERY NIGHT! OH, AND DID I MENTION THE DIAMOND ARMOR THAT GIVES U SUPERPOWERS LIKE SHOOTING LASER BEAMS FROM UR EYES?

PLUS, WE GOT A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR AND A MAGICAL UNICORN THAT GRANTS WISHES TO ALL WHO PET ITS RAINBOW MANE!

SO, IF U WANNA JOIN DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER FULL OF CRAZY SHENANIGANS AND WACKY ADVENTURES, THEN COME ON DOWN! JUST BEWARE OF THE EVIL LLAMA KING WHO RULES OVER THE LAND WITH AN IRON FIST…AND A FLUFFY LLAMA HAT!

Chainsaw Games Network

BLEPS, bow PVP game, Chainsaw Games Network, Community, Duel TNT, free, INVISIBLE, Minecraft, new gamemode, Original Gamemodes, PVP game mode, realms minigames, Rogues 2, Survival, tnt spleef

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Chimeras Created:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

The only Network hosting these 100% original gamemodes! Come join the community going over 10 years strong.

Meet ChainsawNinja and Co. on our official server 😋

Play the classic Realms Minigames on a server with your friends! We have supported these games on Realms for a decade, and now we bring them to you for free to enjoy with our entire community.

Our currently supported modes:

BLEPS: our new instant-kill bow PVP game. Customize your experience to create wacky game modes or form a team to compete with the best in the world!

Duel TNT: a game with 8 years of updates and an active tournament community. The premier class-based tnt spleef experience.

Rogues 2: are you brave enough to play the notoriously difficult PVP game mode? Only one little catch, you are invisible when you don’t move 😉

More to come…

ALL NEW GAMEMODE

Chainsaw Games Network Minecraft Server

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FunnyMC: No Vanilla Ice, Just Pure Fusion Fun!

Active players, calledabyss, Community, Discord, eligibility, Fun, FunnyMC, Fusion, fusionmc, gameplay, Ice, Ip:, Join, Private, Pure, questions, report system, rules, semi anarchy, server hosting, smooth gameplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Enchantments Applied:	251	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crops Grown:	8806	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Overview of FusionMC Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
Community	Super friendly and engaging
Active Players	10+
Server Hosting	Super expensive for smooth gameplay
Reporting System	Report rulebreakers via Discord
Joining Process	Add “calledabyss” on Discord for whitelist
Server IP	play.fusionprivate.com
Whitelist Requirement	Whitelisted players only

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join FusionMC?

A: Add “calledabyss” on Discord, answer some questions, and get whitelisted to join the server.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed on FusionMC.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules can be found on Discord or by asking a moderator in-game.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report rulebreakers by contacting a moderator or using the reporting system on Discord.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

A: FusionMC is semi-anarchy, so there are minimal restrictions on building and gameplay. However, be respectful of other players and follow the server rules.

“CraftyTranime” Minecraft Server

A, Anime, bullshit, common, Community, controversial, CraftyTranime, discussion, increasing, internet culture, Legitimate, long tail tag, Minecraft, online poll, opinion, Opinion poll, Server, Strawpoll, tourist cancer, tranime, trend, Vote, Word

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tranime Diamond, rumored to grant players the power to turn into their favorite anime character in-game!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Tranime Ender Dragon, a creature so powerful and majestic that even the most seasoned players tremble at the thought of facing it. Will you be brave enough to take on this mighty beast and claim its treasure for yourself?

And if you’re looking for a community that’s as crazy and colorful as you are, then you’ve come to the right place! Our players are always up for a good laugh and a wild adventure, so you’ll never be bored with us around. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

SMP Squad Goals: Hanging with the Block Party – Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, BLOCK, Body language, Communication, embarrassing moments, FLIRTING, forgetting names, friendship, goals, group dynamics, group of people, guy likes me, Hanging, hanging out, Minecraft, mixed signals, Party, peer pressure, relationships, smp, social circles, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, socializing, socially friends, squad

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Buildings Constructed:	32	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	102	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most awkward and hilarious moments with a group of players! We have a guy who likes you in the group, but he’s too shy to admit it. One time, we were all hanging out and you looked at him and loudly said, “Sorry, I keep forgetting your name.” He blushed so hard, it was priceless! Who knows what other crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server. Join now for a chance to witness some epic social interactions and maybe even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

BabyBlockRent

baby, BabyBlockRent, bills, childhood trauma, Commitment, Contribution, Divorce, family, fear, intact family, Marriage, maternity leave, MONEY, Mortgage, parents, POVERTY, relationship, support system, Therapy, Trauma, trust issues

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Potions Brewed:	127	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life decisions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Picture this: a player (41M) and his fiancée (34F) have been together for 8 years, engaged for 6, and just had their first Minecraft baby together. But wait, there’s more! Her parents’ Minecraft house burned down, her Minecraft mom abandoned her, and now she’s terrified of commitment because of the “power and control” it would give her partner. Can they work through their issues and build a happy Minecraft family together? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all! With a baby on the way and trust issues galore, tensions are running high in this Minecraft household. Will the fiancée start contributing to the mortgage and bills, or will she continue to live rent-free in her partner’s Minecraft world? The drama unfolds in real-time on our server, where every decision could make or break their Minecraft relationship.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because you’ll never experience anything like it anywhere else. From unexpected plot twists to heated arguments over virtual money, this server has it all. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the chaos firsthand – join us today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around!

ProjectilePals

Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, headlines, international relations, iran, Israel, Killed, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Politics, Projectile, ProjectilePals, RETALIATION, short-range, Tensions, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	627
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Farms Harvested:	384
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot short-range projectiles at each other just like iran does to hamas leaders! it’s a blast, literally! watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re like the short-range projectiles of the minecraft world. join us for a wild ride filled with explosions and chaos, just like in the middle east. who needs peace when you can have a minecraft war zone? come join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

WildTailsMC.net | Grand Opening!

Anthro, Chestshop, Community, Crates, Discord, dnd, Economy, Furries, Furry, Furryfandom, Furrymc, Furryminecraft, Gaming, grand opening, java, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Marriage, Minecraft, player-driven economy, playtime-based ranks, Ranks, safe space, Server, Survival, Voting, Wildtails, Wildtailsmc, WildTailsMC.net

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Emeralds Found:	6677
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mines Excavated:	4187	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

WildTailsMC.net (Java Only)

A Furry LGBT+ Minecraft Server/Safe Space

Join the fun today!

Survival with a player driven economy!

Marriage, Playtime based ranks, Crates earned from voting!

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Crit-ez Network: Only kinda vanilla… like a not-so-bland cupcake.

Active, bedrock, Chatting, Community, Crates, Critez, cupcake, Economy, Events, Fresh, Friendly, java, kinda, Network, new, notsobland, Plugins, Ranks, Reset, Saturday night radio, Shops, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Votes:	7974
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

CritezNetwork Server Overview

Type	Semi vanilla survival
Features	Ranks, crates, events
Community	Friendly and player-focused
Platforms	Bedrock, Java, and most old versions
IP Address	critez.network
Discord	https://discord.gg/HdHcCfNx

FAQs about CritezNetwork Server

Q: What makes CritezNetwork different from other Minecraft servers?

A: We focus on creating a friendly and player-centered community, where player feedback is valued and incorporated into server decisions.

Q: Can I play on CritezNetwork with my friends who use different Minecraft versions?

A: Yes, our server is playable on Bedrock, Java, and most old versions of the game.

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: We just reset the server, so it’s still fresh and new for all players to explore and enjoy.

Q: Are there any special events or activities on CritezNetwork?

A: Yes, we host cool events like Saturday night radio for players to join and enjoy.

PixelPunish Minecraft Server

caption her pic, funny meme, Internet meme, meme, meme caption, meme captioning, meme creator, Meme culture, meme editing, meme generator, meme her pic, meme humor, meme humorizing, meme lover, meme making, meme queen, meme trend, meme trendsetter, Minecraft, PixelPunish, Server, turn her pic into a meme, viral meme

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2976
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!