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ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Votes:	3876	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Towns Built:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	272
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Chimeras Created:	4

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Emeralds Found:	6477	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4203	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Star Shards Collected:	276	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8410	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Potions Brewed:	93	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse