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HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
New Chunks Explored:	222436	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Enchantments Applied:	124
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

LovelyTunes Minecraft Server

Bigotry, chinks, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, Hate Speech, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, intolerance, love, lovely songs, LovelyTunes, Minecraft, offensive, prejudice, racism, remember, sang, Server, Taiwan people, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Star Shards Collected:	120
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just build the same old houses and mine for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, giant chickens, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world one block at a time. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds if you can beat them in a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life!

BoyfriendCraft Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boyfriend, BoyfriendCraft, Chairs, compromise, cookware, Couch, disagreement, financial help, Furniture, get rid of stuff, household items, Minecraft, MONEY, Moving in, moving in together, new apartment, savings, sentimental, sentimental items, Server, stress, TV, Upgrade

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	337	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over who gets to keep the old, mismatched cookware? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those real-life stresses behind!

On our server, you can build a virtual apartment with as much cookware as your heart desires – and guess what? It’s all free! No need to worry about who’s paying for what, because in this virtual world, everything is yours for the taking.

Plus, if your boyfriend starts complaining about the lack of matching sets, just tell him to go mine some diamonds and craft his own fancy cookware. Who needs real-life financial stress when you can just escape to our Minecraft server and live out your wildest furnishing dreams?

So come on, join us and leave all that real-life drama behind. Who knew that a virtual world could solve all your relationship problems?

MommaGrudgeCraft

aita, bad relationship, blame game, Bonding, born on wrong day, c-section, dna test, Exposing, extended family, family drama, family dynamics, family friends, grudge, middle child, mom, MommaGrudgeCraft, ppd, relationship issues, Siblings, verbal lashing

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	72
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	5581

Are you tired of being blamed for ruining your mom’s plans just by being born on the wrong day? Do you feel like the odd one out in your family, with everyone treating you differently for no reason? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment!

Join us and escape the drama of your family life by building your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. No more being accused of ruining book release days or causing your parents’ marriage to end – on our server, you are the hero of your own story!

So come on over and let loose on our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the family drama behind and just have a good time. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who understand what it’s like to be the middle child with a complicated relationship with their mom. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself without any guilt or blame. See you there!

CraftyLaughs Minecraft Server

awkward, blunder, comedy, CraftyLaughs, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, Incident, Laughter, Memory, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, moment, Public, Ridiculous, Server, shame, Social, UNCOMFORTABLE, unforgettable

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of embarrassing moments in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and never worry about tripping over your own feet in front of a crowd again – unless, of course, you build a clumsy character in-game! Our server is the ultimate safe space for all your embarrassing mishaps, from accidentally setting your house on fire to falling into a pit of lava because you forgot to bring a bucket of water. So come join us and leave your real-life embarrassments behind – unless you want to recreate them in the virtual world for a good laugh!

MineCraftSmilez

Brighten your day, daily happiness, daily routine, daily smiles, everyday moments, Feel-Good, Happiness, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, little things, MineCraftSmilez, moment, mood booster, Positive, simple joys, simple pleasures, small gestures, small interaction, Smile, Uplifting

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Magic Items Found:	7386	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and even engage in epic dance battles with creepers! Yes, you heard that right, dance battles with creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who will bestow upon you the power of infinite potatoes if you can defeat him in a potato sack race. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party in the Nether!

UNCeasefireCraft Server

Agreement, Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict, Details, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Negotiate, Official, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, resolution, Server, Truce, un ceasefire resolution, UNCeasefireCraft, united nations

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like the United Nations of Minecraft servers, ya know? we got all the factions and clans coming together to build epic structures and battle it out in epic PvP battles. like, even Hamas is down with this server, they’re like “yeah, we’ll negotiate over details as long as we can play on this server.” so come join the fun and be part of the peace talks and epic battles, bro. it’s gonna be lit!

KharkivCraft: Strike Zone Calm

Calm, ceasefire negotiations, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, embattled city, foreign policy, geopolitical situation., government response, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, regional stability, russia, strike, STRIKING, Ukraine, Zone

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Ores Mined:	974

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, the mayor of Kharkiv says that joining this server has like, totally helped to calm the city down. like, can you imagine that? playing Minecraft and bringing peace to a whole city? that’s some next level stuff right there.

so like, if you want to be a hero and bring peace to a virtual world while also helping a real city, then you gotta join this server, man. plus, we have like, the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever see. like, seriously, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of something truly amazing. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next savior of Kharkiv. it could happen, man. it could happen.

BotBlockCraft

ai bots, Artificial Intelligence, Autonomy, BotBlockCraft, conformity, critical thinking, Dangerous, Decision making, digital age, Following the crowd, groupthink, herd mentality, Individuality, machine learning, online behavior, peer pressure, predictive algorithms, Risk, Safety, social influence, Technology

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	103	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Buildings Constructed:	37	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Potions Brewed:	65
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

u know wat u need in ur lyfe? a minecraft server that is so cray cray u wont even be able to handle it. dis server is like no other, cuz we got AI bots runnin around causin chaos and confusion. u wanna join dis server just to see wat dey gonna do next.

u think u know minecraft? think again, cuz dis server is like a whole nother level of craziness. we got secret dungeons hidden all over da place, filled with treasures beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out, cuz dey guarded by giant chickens dat shoot fireballs outta their butts.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of a community dat is like a family. we all look out for each other, even when we prank each other with invisible blocks and exploding sheep. u never know wat gonna happen next, but dat just makes it all da more fun.

so why u still sittin there readin dis? come join us on dis wild ride of a minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. (unless u get blown up by a creeper, den u might regret it a little bit)

VeggieCraft: Brain Boosters & Block Busters

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, BLOCK, Boosters, Brain, brain function, brain health, Busters, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive improvement, dementia prevention, early intervention, group support, healthy habits, healthy living, holistic approach., lifestyle changes, mental health, mild exercise, nutrition, plant based diet, Stress Management, VeggieCraft, well-being

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	120
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only plants and do mild exercise to improve our brain function like never before! we have stress management classes where we scream into the void and group support sessions where we build each other up like virtual lego blocks.

one time, a player forgot their name but after a week on our server, they remembered it was bob! another player used to walk into walls but now they can navigate our virtual world like a pro!

so if you want to improve your brain function, make new friends, and have a wacky time, join our server now! who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right?

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, Bigotry, blocky, bullying, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Faggots, harmful language, hateful, hateful speech, Homophobia, hurtful behavior, hurtful comments, hurtful words, insults, intolerance, LGBTQ, Minecraft, offensive, online harassment, Server, Slur

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, ride a flying pig into battle, and build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure to stand back when you light it up)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have started giving out hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. wink