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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3604 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3398 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features special events like “Mother’s Day Grave Drawing Competition” and “Sleep-Talking Confessions Showdown.” And don’t forget to join our exclusive lunchtime counseling sessions where you can tell off your SIL for being jealous of a dead person.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?