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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 356 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!
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