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Blocky Brits

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchantments Applied:	93	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Delboy, a legendary player who can build a castle in 10 seconds flat and tame a creeper with just a wink. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Delboy riding a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a block of TNT that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

CheongsamCraft: Where Chinese fashion meets blocky adventures!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Dragon Eggs Found:	2229
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	263	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe that Cheongsam are the ultimate fashion statement! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that wearing a Cheongsam in our world gives you superpowers like the ability to fly, shoot lasers from your eyes, and summon a herd of llamas to do your bidding. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable Cheongsam designs in all of Minecraft! So come join us and strut your stuff in style while dominating the virtual world with your Cheongsam powers. Trust us, once you go Cheongsam, you’ll never go back!

Crafty Yankee Blocks

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as fragile and ineffective as a glass block in a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our server is so strong and powerful, it can withstand even the most intense TNT blasts without breaking a sweat. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server that will never let you down, unlike that one time you trusted a pig to lead you to diamonds and it just led you in circles. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCoop – Where Friends Mine Together and Stay Together!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Ores Mined:	1831	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchantments Applied:	82

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! We don’t just play regular old Minecraft, oh no. We play cooperative games that require teamwork and strategy to win. It’s like a virtual team-building exercise, but with creepers and zombies instead of trust falls.

Join us for intense battles in games like Helldivers 2, where you can blow stuff up with your friends in the most democratic way possible. Or how about Vermintide 2, where you can fight off hordes of rat-men with your buddies? It’s like a rodent-infested party that you definitely don’t want to miss.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got updates on updates, like Darktide’s Path of Redemption and Helldivers 2’s Warbond release. Plus, we’ve got crazy future games like Killing Floor 3 and Den Of Wolves that will blow your mind.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs trust falls when you can have explosive battles and epic adventures with your friends? See you there, adventurer!

Ankari’s Epic Minecraft Adventure – LOLz Galore Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ores Mined:	5560
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mines Excavated:	1680
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5138	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and meet the infamous internet-addicted girl from Venezuela who will do anything to keep her internet connection, even if it means betraying her own family. She’s like a real-life soap opera character, but with a Minecraft twist!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the crazy antics of a girl who shows NSFW content to underage players and defends incestuous relationships. She’s like a wild card that you never know what she’ll do next. And don’t forget about her friend who compares her to a sheep from the doomverse, but with a twist – she’s a Fujoshi drawer named Ankari draw. Can you handle the madness of this server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

BreadCraft: Carb-Loaded Adventures Await! ‘Session Bread?’

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ores Mined:	7094
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your questionable desires.

Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with hentai-themed builds, wincest roleplays, egirls selling virtual feet pics, and even a section dedicated to ex-wives seeking revenge!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with players who are just as twisted as you are. From footjob competitions to girlfriend stealing quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner perv run wild! Just remember to use the secret code to gain access: 05d70f847463dffebe085e92374d262b842a65e270a8bdcd54f083ada1abf6462a (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any therapy bills incurred after joining our server)

Crafty World Domination: Where Even Minecraft Characters Dream of Immigrating!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5608
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring server, mining for diamonds day in and day out? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us and become a part of the great replacement – where players from all over the world come together to build a new and exciting virtual society.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to challenge it in epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and claim its treasure for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your old server behind and join us on this wild and wacky adventure. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

Crafty Vtuber Village: Where Even the Creepers Are Out and Proud!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Crops Grown:	9603
Farms Harvested:	292	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where vtubers are too afraid to embrace their straightness? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for all the openly straight vtubers out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, dancing creepers, and secret underground parties where the only rule is to let your straight flag fly high! Don’t be afraid to be yourself, even if that means being straight in a world of virtual chaos. Join us now and let your true colors shine!

ChadCraft: Where Fallout 3 Chads Rule Supreme Forever

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being a wasteland loser in Fallout 3? Well, on our Minecraft server, Fallout 3 Chads stay winning eternally! Join us and experience the ultimate power trip as you dominate the wasteland with your epic Minecraft skills. Feel the rush of victory as you conquer all who stand in your way. Don’t be a loser in the wasteland, join us and become a true Chad!

CraftyCougar’s Creepin’ Craft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of hitting the wall in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and women never hit the wall! In our virtual world, women in their 30s are considered the ultimate queens, ruling over all with their wisdom and experience.

Forget about societal stigmas and outdated beliefs, on our server, 30-something-year-old single women are the most sought after players. Men will be lining up to date these powerful and ageless wonders, who only get better with time.

Join us and experience a world where age is just a number and women in their 30s are the true MVPs. Don’t be a burden to society, be a queen on our Minecraft server!