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””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Potions Brewed:	76
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Magic Items Found:	6926	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Creeper CrushCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Crops Grown:	7490
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchantments Applied:	100	Mines Excavated:	1370
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our players have reported that saying “I love you” on our server will summon a herd of friendly llamas to protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. Plus, rumor has it that saying those three little words will also grant you the ability to fly on a magic rainbow unicorn. So why wait? Join us now and experience the love-filled, llama-protected, unicorn-flying adventure of a lifetime!

RihCraft: Double Trouble in Ukraine!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	2108
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	291
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	5299	Towns Built:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got ukrainian men losing wives left and right, burying them in the midst of russian occupation! it’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, perfect for those who love a good soap opera while mining for diamonds. you never know what crazy twist will happen next, so hop on and join the chaos! plus, we have free virtual therapy sessions for all players dealing with the aftermath of these insane events. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

What is the IP for Flamingo Minecraft Server?

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Void Gems Collected:	29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Chimeras Created:	2

Flamingo is a popular YouTuber and online personality known for his gaming content, particularly in the Roblox gaming platform. He is recognized for his humorous commentary and quirky persona, which has gained him a large following on social media. Flamingo consistently uploads entertaining videos that showcase his gaming skills and comedic style, attracting millions of views and subscribers to his channel.

20k20k Anarchy Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magic Items Found:	2175
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

A 20,000 by 20,000 block Anarchy server. A unique anarchy server with a special map, and a unique economy. Normal things become ultra rare.

20k20k.org

Bytewave MC

Bytewave MC, daily events, Endless, Fun, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, new, Parkour, Server, Survival, Upcoming

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9702	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Bytewave MC is a new and upcoming Minecraft server! With our daily events and endless minigames, you are sure to have fun!

mc.bytewave.club

Near Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Server Name:	Near Vanilla
IP:	play.nearvanilla.com
Website:	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide:	Our Notion Page
Map:	https://map.nearvanilla.com

Overview:

Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. The server welcomes all play styles and offers various events and activities for players to participate in. The server is international and community-driven, with constant communication on Discord.

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudicial behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”:

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for the server

Apply Now:

Apply here!

FAQ:

Q: Can I join if I am under 18?

A: No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years and older.

Q: Are there any specific rules about player behavior?

A: Yes, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for hacking, glitching, griefing, bullying, discrimination, and toxic behavior.

Q: What is the server’s communication platform?

A: The server uses Discord for communication and community discussions.

Q: Are there any custom plugins on the server?

A: Yes, the server has custom plugins for features like Deathlog, WanderfulAdditions, and Kickafk.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply through the server’s website by clicking on the provided link.

Lost Legacy Realms 1.21.1

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build your own crazy cool fortress and defend it from evil mobs, like a boss! Plus, there’s hidden treasures and secret dungeons waiting to be explored.

And get this, there’s even a dance party every Friday night at the village square! Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s goooooo!

SleepCraftSeparateRooms

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crops Grown:	3245	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only smell you’ll encounter is the sweet scent of victory! Join us and escape the stinky situations of real life, like dealing with a husband who smells like a mix of restaurant food, smoke, and cologne.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any nauseating odors to distract you. No more gagging when trying to cuddle with your partner, just pure, fresh air and endless possibilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the smelly drama behind. Who needs a husband who refuses to shower when you can have a virtual paradise free of funky scents? Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, because why not? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

TuneInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	4792	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a herd of dancing llamas came out of nowhere and started breakdancing with me. It was lit AF, bro. And another time, we had a massive chicken race where the winner got a pet dragon. Yeah, you heard me right, a PET DRAGON.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground parties with the Endermen, where we all wear pumpkin heads and do the cha-cha slide. And every full moon, the creepers throw a disco party in the Nether. It’s wild, man.

So if you want to join in on the insanity, come on over to our server and let’s have a blast together! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots. Trust me, you’re gonna need ’em.

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	9049	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena in the End dimension.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a massive game of Minecraft-themed trivia, with the winner getting a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it that if you manage to find the elusive pink sheep hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!