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BroSisGFPsychoLols

aita, analogy, BroSisGFPsychoLols, brother, collection, Cologne, fuckboy, Girlfriend, humans, inanimate objects, LAUGH, Living, OFFENDED, psych class, psychoanalysis, room, scent, stupid, Tour

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	281
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods – where even the trees speak louder than the players!

Adventure, alliances, base building, Challenges, Community, Discord, Exploration, friendship, glace, leader, louder, modded server, New server, Players, PvP, release date, smp, speak, Survival, teamwork, Towns, Trade, Trees, War, whispering, Whitelisted server, Woods

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3757	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods

A server where you can explore with friends and take on challenges that are harder than vanilla minecraft! Join today to create your own Alliance or join someone else’s and build towns together.

Release Date: Today!

Server Access: Whitelisted. Contact itsglace on Discord to join.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Contact itsglace on Discord to get whitelisted.
Q: What is an Alliance?	A: Alliances are groups of players who build towns together and can go to war or trade with other Alliances.
Q: How many Alliances are there currently?	A: There are 10 different Alliances on the server.
Q: Can I create my own Alliance?	A: Yes, you can create your own Alliance or join an existing one.

CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

ashamed, CraftyCuck, cuckoldry, DESPERATE, Job, Lazy, lose job, Minecraft, models, need a job, neets, psyop, psyop of NEETs, Rich, selling life, Server, shareholders, slaving away, unemployed, work harder, worthless losers, Yacht, Years

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Towns Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mines Excavated:	1593
Crops Grown:	3856	Void Gems Collected:	21

Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

RootkitRampage Minecraft SMP

Anticheats, computer security, cybersecurity, Data Protection, data security, dualbooting, encrypted partition, file encryption, Gaming, linux, malware, Minecraft, online gaming, privacy, Protection, riot vanguard, ROOTKIT, RootkitRampage, SCANNING, smp, software, Technology

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Riot Vanguard can’t stop us from having a blast! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few run-ins with some sneaky creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled hackers who have hidden secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items all over the map. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden loot and become the richest player on the server?

And if that wasn’t enough to entice you, we also have a special plugin that turns all the sheep on the server into flying pigs. That’s right, flying pigs! So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when pigs take to the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the pigs!

WeddingCraft: FriendRemoved

blocked on social media, bridesman, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, destination wedding, ENGAGEMENT, financial reasons, FriendRemoved, friendship, long distance friendship, missing a friend, Moving, online dating, personal boundaries, plane ticket, prioritizing relationships, putting yourself first, self-care, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ghost you like this former friend did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will always have your back, unlike some people we know cough cough. Plus, we have virtual destination weddings in Puerto Rico for all our players who want to tie the blocky knot! Don’t be like this ex-friend, join our server and let’s build some memories together! #BlockyBestiesForever #NotGhostingYouLikeThatGuy #MinecraftWeddingGoals

SMP_QuitTheBS – Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Apathy, Boredom, Cliches, disinterest, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, indifference, Irritation, lack of innovation, Mediocrity, Minecraft, monotony, predictability, Repetition, smp, SMP_QuitTheBS, unoriginality, weariness, world-weariness

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so darn addictive.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – it’s a nail-biting event that will have you on the edge of your seat (or saddle).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

#gamer, Book, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Game Dev, Links, loverslab, Minecraft, mod order guide, Mods, new, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, rimjobworld, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, Server, Steam

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret DLC that will blow your mind! Some say it’s so good, it will make you question reality. But don’t take our word for it, pirate it first and see for yourself!

2. Our server is like a virtual library, and the required reading is Tynan’s amazing book. It’s a must-have for any serious gamer or game dev. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

3. Forget about Dwarf Fortress, we don’t welcome that nonsense here. We’re all about pushing the boundaries of Minecraft creativity and fun.

4. Need mods for performance? Look no further than Performance Fish and Rocketman. Download them and never look back, your Minecraft experience will never be the same!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets that will change your Minecraft world forever!

GFsAreOverrated Minecraft SMP

#better half, advice, Commitment, Companionship, DATING, emotional connection, fulfillment, GFsAreOverrated, Girlfriend, Happiness, Intimacy, Life Partner, long term, love, Minecraft, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, romance, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, Support

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mines Excavated:	1294	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! Join us and you might just stumble upon a pixelated princess or a blocky bachelor to build a virtual love story with. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to keep you company in the mines? Swipe right on this SMP and let the love (and creepers) flow!

PixelFamily Minecraft Server

Communication, current girlfriend, DAUGHTER, Display, ex wife, exclusion, family photo, Happy, House, judgment, living together, long distance, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, PixelFamily, relationship, Server, Siblings, Son, UNFAIR, Wedding

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Animals Bred:	120
Potions Brewed:	61	Mines Excavated:	4546
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Buildings Constructed:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family, complete with ex-wives, current girlfriends, and children from different moms – just like in real life!

Embark on epic adventures with your virtual family members, whether it’s sending money for tuition fees, communicating through emails and WhatsApp, or attending weddings without bringing the toddler along (because let’s face it, flying with a toddler is a nightmare!).

Take family photos in-game and make sure to exclude certain family members for maximum drama – just like in the real world! Show off your virtual family dynamics and prove to everyone that you’re not hiding anyone, you just want a nice photo with your current family unit.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

PremierePanicMC

back line, Character, college, curtain call, early morning shows, extroverted, friends and family, Guilt, jokes, LEAVING, musical theater, narrator, passive aggressive, Premiere, PremierePanicMC, public interaction, Rehearsals, Replacement, Respect, Rocky Horror Show, theater play

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!