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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 5991 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, okay? it’s like if Elon Musk tried to take over the government but with Minecraft. our server is like a protest against his ‘hostile takeover’ of federal payment systems, but in a fun and blocky way.
join us if you want to fight the power, but, like, in a virtual world where you can build giant statues of Elon Musk out of diamond blocks. we have crazy events like ‘Musk Mania Mondays’ where we all dress up as our favorite billionaires and battle it out in PvP arenas.
plus, we have a secret underground resistance base where we plan our next moves against the evil Musk empire. so, like, come join us and be a part of the revolution…or just come for the memes, whatever floats your boat. #BlockTheMusk
