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Blocky Unemployment: Where even Steve can’t find work

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics and hilarious builds.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot and become the richest player on the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom dungeons filled with rare mobs and epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us for a wacky and wonderful Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud!

Crafty Holostars – Where Hololive meets Minecraft… and chaos ensues!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us at Minewind for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing around you. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us at Minewind for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further because on this server, Eve is not just a player, she’s my wife! That’s right, you can join our server and witness the epic love story of me and Eve as we build our virtual empire together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

Join our server today and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous shenanigans, and the most unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft wife and a world full of absurdity waiting for you?

BoomerCraft: Where the Only Diamonds We Mine Are in Our Dentures

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Are you tired of feeling old and gray at the ripe old age of 20? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our magical pixelated potions! Watch as your character transforms into a youthful, vibrant version of themselves, complete with a luscious beard or flowing locks of hair. Say goodbye to premature aging and hello to eternal youth on our server!

TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

Sandwich Sluts Minecraft Server: Tribbing and Crafting Fun!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Not only that, but the diamonds are said to sing sweet melodies to anyone who mines them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for there are rumors of a mysterious player known only as “The Cum Tribber” who roams the land, leaving his mark on unsuspecting players. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!

Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken Dead By Daylight and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: you and your friends can either be the survivors trying to repair generators and escape, or you can be the killer trying to catch them and sacrifice them for…reasons.

Join us for our Bugfix Patch event where we promise to fix all the bugs in the game…or at least try to. Or how about our All Things Wicked Chapter Trailer, where things get so wicked, you won’t know what hit you!

Our developer update for March 2024 is so exciting, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next update. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022, because who wouldn’t want to show off their killer style in Minecraft?

So come on down to our server where the only rule is: 473430952 didn’t disable the rbt and died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem we have in store for you!

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crops Grown:	2651	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	111
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magic Items Found:	4920

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Items Found:	6904
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Emeralds Found:	6457
Void Armor Forged:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Farms Harvested:	982	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

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