Join our Minecraft server where you can drink virtual beer in a pixelated restaurant! Don’t worry, you’ll definitely feel the effects as you try to survive and thrive in our blocky world. Who needs to be human when you can be a Minecraft character, right? It’s all about living your best virtual life and having fun. So leave the pricey restaurants and come join us where you truly belong – building and exploring in Minecraft. Let’s craft and laugh together!
We’ve got more excitement than a creeper about to explode, and more surprises than finding diamonds in a cave.
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget that you’re just a lonely player in a virtual world.
So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make even Herobrine jealous.
But fear not, because on our server, you can escape the real world and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find a new friend who won’t cause any marital drama.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a divorce when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight? It’s a whole new world out there, and it’s waiting for you to explore. See you in the game!
Forget about real life arguments and come build your dream castle with us. Who needs a glass of water when you can have a virtual bucket of lava to pour on your enemies?
Join now and leave the dishes behind. Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and explosive way. No more apologizing for wanting a drink of water, just pure gaming bliss.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Let’s build, fight, and conquer together in a world where dishes don’t exist and thirsty spouses are a thing of the past!
Clovercraft is an open and supportive Minecraft community for adults 18+. We have an active and international user base and strive to be welcoming to people of all backgrounds. Our server runs on PaperMC, with a variety of server-side plugins to enhance the multiplayer experience, while staying 100% vanilla compatible.
| Active and welcoming Discord community, full of diverse members from across the globe. |
| LGBTQ+ friendly community, with staff striving for a comfortable environment for all |
| Regular Discord events, including games nights, movie nights, and regular SMP events |
| In-game economy with player and admin villager shops |
| Lands plugin offers player claims with lots of extra options |
| AuraSkills for additional skills and abilities |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Head to our Discord server (link above) and follow the instructions in the #whitelist channel. |
| Is there an age requirement to join? | Yes, all players must be 18 or older to join Clovercraft. |
| Are there special events on the server? | Yes, we host regular events such as games nights, movie nights, and SMP events. |
We offer a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about fake moms trying to trick you with their almost perfect appearances.
Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where reality is questioned and the only thing that matters is having a good time in a blocky world.
Don’t be fooled by fake AI moms, join our server and let your creativity run wild!
🐶🚫 Tired of rude dog owners ruining your breakfast plans? Come to our server where there are NO golden retrievers allowed at the hostess stand! We promise no barking dogs will make your kids cry here! 🚫🐶
🤯😱 One time, a player’s daughter was scared of a virtual dog in our server and the owner snapped at them to shut their kid up! Can you believe the nerve?! But don’t worry, we kicked that player out faster than you can say “inconsiderate bitch”! 😱🤯
🚀🌈 So join us now for a wild ride of crazy encounters and outrageous drama! Who needs breakfast when you can have all this excitement in our Minecraft world? 🌈🚀
👾🔥 Don’t be an asshole like that dog owner, come play with us and have a blast! See you in the game, where the only thing barking is our friendly virtual wolves! 🔥👾
Join our server for some wild adventures and unexpected texts from the owner! Who needs privacy when you can have a new sporty friend who texts you out of the blue? Don’t miss out on this unique experience – join now and block the owner’s number for free! Let’s get this party started, baby!
So like, my strategy would be to build a giant statue of a chicken right outside someone’s house and just cluck all day long until they go crazy. And then BAM, $1,000 in my pocket! It’s genius, I tell ya!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llama farmers who control the economy of the server. They’re like the Illuminati but with fuzzy animals. You gotta join and uncover their secrets, it’s wild!
So come on, join us and start annoying people for cash! It’s the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me. Plus, llamas. Need I say more?