beer o’clock Minecraft Servers

beer o’clock Minecraft Servers

  • BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!

    BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 3387
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 54 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Magic Items Found: 6654 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Gods Slained: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Void Gems Collected: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of cats on catnip? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the only rule is to have fun. Build towering structures, battle fierce mobs, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique feature that allows players to ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!

    CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 7793
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Star Shards Collected: 144
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Monster Hunter madness and absolute shenanigans.

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Monster Hunter discussions that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion!

    Need some info on Monster Hunter Wilds, Rise, or World? We’ve got you covered with links that will teleport you straight into the heart of the action. And don’t even get us started on the armor set searches – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more dragons.

    Looking to spice things up with some emulation and modding? We’ve got pastebins that will make your inventory overflow with possibilities. And if you’re wondering where all the cool kids are playing, just post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage) and you’ll be partying with us in no time.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the absolute state of this general like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-armored Ender Dragon riding a pig while singing “Baby Shark” – anything is possible in our Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

    Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 4568
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 660 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread

    Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 7851
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Runes Activated: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like FapOdds NapDubs, where you must nap in the middle of a dubstep concert while fapping vigorously. Or how about EdgeTrips Ruin666, where you can explore the edge of the world and summon demons to do your bidding while ruining everything in sight.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!

    CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 434
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Villages Defended: 13
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Celtic vs Rangers match in Minecraft form! Join us and choose your side – will you be a fierce Celtic warrior or a cunning Rangers rogue? Battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills in building the most epic fortresses. Trust us, this server is so intense, even the creepers are taking sides! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Battle Bots

    Blocky Battle Bots
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 8787
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Emeralds Found: 5750
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Farms Harvested: 590
    Gods Slained: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the voices in your head constantly arguing with you? Well, join our Minecraft server where more people side with Walter than the voices in your head! Walter is our resident llama who always knows the right way to go, whether it’s building a castle or slaying dragons. Plus, rumor has it that Walter is secretly a Minecraft pro disguised as a llama. So come join us for a llama-tastic time and leave those pesky voices behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft

    Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 4398
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8761 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Runes Activated: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my wife Kate mysteriously disappeared and then reappeared with a whole new set of skills.

    In this server, you’ll experience the thrill of being hunted down by a killer while trying to repair generators and escape with your life. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with a deadly twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Our bugfix patches are so legendary, they’ll make you question reality itself. And our All Things Wicked update will have you shaking in your pixelated boots.

    Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Kate’s disappearance. Or maybe you’ll just get sacrificed by the killer. Either way, it’s bound to be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft

    Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 2409
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 374
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 218 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Enchantments Applied: 280
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about Manuel and his fat cock. Legend has it that Manuel’s cock is so massive, it can break through bedrock with a single thrust. And on our server, you too can wield the power of Manuel’s cock to conquer all your enemies and build the most epic structures imaginable. So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!

    Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 3716
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3965 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Ores Mined: 5553 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the players couldn’t punch their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the strongest girls from every series to join! That’s right, forget about Steve and his weak punches, we’ve got Sailor Moon, Wonder Woman, and even Chun-Li ready to kick some blocky butt!

    Join us for epic battles where you can team up with your favorite badass ladies and take on mobs like never before. Watch as Sailor Moon uses her Moon Tiara Magic to defeat the Ender Dragon in one swift move, or see Wonder Woman lasso up some creepers and send them flying into the sunset.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in strength challenges against these powerful heroines. Can you out-lift Chun-Li in a weightlifting competition? Or beat Wonder Woman in an arm-wrestling match? The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that girls really do run the Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’

    Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 6396
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 57
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where we fight off the evil amerisharts and their dastardly plans to take over the world!

    Our server is filled with players from all over the world, coming together to strategize and take down the enemy. We’ve even had a player who single-handedly defeated an entire army of amerisharts with nothing but a wooden sword and some raw chicken. It was truly epic.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, drama, and epic battles, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the world from the evil amerisharts. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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