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SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ores Mined:	4181
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Crops Grown:	9472	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ores Mined:	7163
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1540	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Chimeras Created:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magic Items Found:	1317	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	New Chunks Explored:	908034
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ores Mined:	2627	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5563
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	283	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Enchantments Applied:	248	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ores Mined:	5031
Crops Grown:	3707	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Towns Built:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!