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Help Me Minecraft Server

Asking for help, can’t handle it alone, can’t manage on my own, feeling alone, feeling helpless, feeling lost, feeling overwhelmed, Minecraft, need a helping hand, need assistance, needing a hand, needing support, overwhelmed, reaching out, reaching out for help, requiring aid, seeking assistance, seeking guidance, Server, Struggling, support needed

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Towns Built:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

Anon, bonus points, Bottom, damaged, Downloads, Favorite, gf, gfwifetrib, letter, Marriage, Minecraft, name.., Nice, pic, Relevant, Save, SAVED, Share, smp, Thread, Threads, trib, Wife

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	247	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

anger, annoyance, buttons pushed, emotions, Enrage, Frustration, hot-button issues, Incense, infuriate, INSTANT, irk, Irritation, Pet Peeves, provoke, quickest, RAGE, Ragecraft, temper, tick off, trigger, triggers, Upset, vex

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Void Armor Forged:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Dimension Hops:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

activism, B.C, Canada, condemn, Condemnation, controversy, Creepercraft, cry, death to Canada, discrimination, extremism, freedom of speech, Government, Hate Speech, Leaders, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, public outcry, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7918	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Star Shards Collected:	255
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

awkward, awkwardly charming, Characters, comedic, dorky, eccentric, endearing, funny, geeky, goofy, Humorous, lovable, lovably dorky, Minecraft, nerdy, oddball, offbeat, quirky, Server, silly, socially awkward, socially inept, squad

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	650
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	1940
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!