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Sanctuary: Where Villagers Unionize and Creepers Attend Therapy Sessions

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	64

Sanctuary SMP Minecraft Server

Sanctuary SMP invites you to a Minecraft experience where creativity thrives and every player shapes a vibrant world of adventure and community. Our server is more than just a game—it’s a canvas for building civilizations, forging alliances, and crafting epic tales of diplomacy and warfare. Dive into a rich lore system that deepens your character’s story and motivations, whether you’re a heroic warrior defending your nation or a cunning spy unraveling enemy plans. With strategic PvP battles and a diverse class system, including magic, legendary weaponry, and masterful construction abilities, Sanctuary SMP offers endless opportunities for strategic gameplay and collaborative storytelling. Join us to explore, create, and leave your mark on a server where every player’s journey is a chapter in an evolving saga of conquest and camaraderie.

Discord – https://discord.gg/5Fa7g5YXBK Forge 1.20.1

FAQ

Question	Answer
What Minecraft version does Sanctuary SMP use?	Forge 1.20.1
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server at the provided link and follow the instructions for joining.
Are there specific rules for gameplay on Sanctuary SMP?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord server.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, there are strategic PvP battles available for players to engage in.
What kinds of classes and abilities are available for players?	Players can choose from a variety of classes, including magic users, warriors, and builders, each with unique abilities and skills.

BlockyBooty Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mines Excavated:	3221	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is full of players who are obsessed with sex but have never actually had it!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build phallic-shaped towers, create pixelated adult entertainment districts, and engage in hilarious role-playing scenarios that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our community is like no other, with players who are always up for a good time and never take themselves too seriously. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the absurdity begin!

CraftyCuntz Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	507760
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Star Shards Collected:	195	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you pee your pants (literally, we’ve had accidents).

We’ve got a special feature where we screen record all the action, so you can relive those epic moments over and over again. Plus, you never know when you might catch a wild nip slip or two – it’s like a bonus prize for playing on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, you’re gonna need them!

DivorceCraft – Not My Fault

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family reunions? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that family baggage behind. We promise no one will insult your culture or bring up past divorces here!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from family drama and build your own virtual family with fellow players. Plus, we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community that will have your back no matter what. So come join us and leave the real-world drama at the door. Just make sure to leave your social security number at home – we don’t need any debt collectors showing up in-game!

BeeMineCraftServer

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of being in relationships that are as stable as a creeper in a minefield? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to love and hello to blocks! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about dating and focus on building the perfect castle instead. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe in hand? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a lovestruck player who died trying to impress their crush with a redstone contraption. So if you want to avoid a similar fate, come join us and embrace the single life in style!

RenewableCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got renewable energy up the wazoo! like, did you know that over 50% of public electricity in the EU comes from renewables now? that’s like, totally rad, dude!

Join our server and harness the power of windmills and solar panels to build the most lit creations ever! imagine a world where creeper explosions are powered by clean, green energy – it’s like, mind-blowing, man!

Plus, we got crazy mini-games where you can race against your friends using only renewable energy sources! who needs gas-guzzling cars when you can ride a solar-powered minecart to victory?

So, what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the renewable revolution! let’s save the planet, one block at a time!

RocketRaidersMC

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got rockets flying everywhere like Hamas in Khan Yunis, but like, way more fun and less dangerous, ya know? Imagine dodging rockets while building your epic castle, it’s like a thrill ride without the risk of actually exploding, bro. Plus, our community is lit AF, like a party in a creeper-infested cave. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

LockOpenCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Villages Defended:	15
Void Armor Forged:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the doors have a mind of their own! lock a door while it’s open and watch as it defies all logic and stays wide open, like a stubborn llama refusing to move!

our server is full of wacky surprises and mind-bending glitches that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing uncontrollably. want to see a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? we got you covered!

explore our vast world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be discovered. but be warned, you may encounter some strange creatures along the way, like a creeper with a mustache or a zombie doing the cha-cha slide.

join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you questioning reality and wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into a parallel universe. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

Realmportal: Where even the creepers are enchanted with magical RPG powers! Join now for a dazzling adventure in 1.20.4

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Features
Choose a class with various skills
Level up RPG style and craft unique items
Battle diverse mobs and challenge new bosses
Descend into massive dungeons
Fly on dragons and explore new biomes
Engage in player shops, auctions and factories
Protect your fortress and riches with land claims
QOL features like player warps, /sethome, /tpa
Immersive experience with new textures, models, and sounds

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I choose my class?	Yes, players can choose a class with various skills.
Are there bosses to challenge?	Yes, there are over 40 new bosses to challenge.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing and stealing are forbidden on the server.
What kind of economy features are available?	Players can engage in player shops, auctions, and factories.
Are there protection features for my possessions?	Yes, players can protect their fortress and riches with land claims.
Is there a resource pack required to play?	Yes, players can simply accept the resource pack on join.
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is 100% free to play with no pay-to-win elements.

CuteCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Buildings Constructed:	37
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	22
Villages Defended:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where a mysterious woman will approach you and offer you a spot in her harem because she thinks you’re cute! Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Join now for a chance to live out your wildest harem dreams in the virtual world. Just watch out for jealous creepers trying to ruin your fun!