#bedtimeroutine Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Towns Built:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Items Found:	1470	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	809562	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Star Shards Collected:	249	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Farms Harvested:	303	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Armor Forged:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1154	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Buildings Constructed:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Animals Bred:	65	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!