Bedmates Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blockheads & Bedmates: Where smart players choose optimal partners & build epic worlds!

beauty standards, Bedmates, Blockheads, brown eyes, BUILD, choose, controversial opinions, controversial statement, degenerated state, Epic, Eugenics, evolutionary psychology, genetic traits, human race, natural selection, Optimal, optimal sex partners, Partners, physical appearance, Players, pretty blondes, Reproduction, reproduction strategies, selective breeding, sexual selection, skinny, Smart, societal norms, stupidity, worlds

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	8927	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Towns Built:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring servers with basic rules and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the skinny, pretty blondes with brown eyes out there! We believe in only allowing the most optimal sex partners to join our community, because let’s face it, the human race needs some serious upgrading. So if you fit the criteria and want to make some beautiful Minecraft babies, come join us for a wild and crazy time! Who knew building blocks could lead to such a steamy adventure?

CraftyCommiesNKandRU

Alliance, Attack, Breakthrough, cooperation, CraftyCommiesNKandRU, Defense, Diplomacy, international relations, Military, Mutual assistance, North Korea, Partnership, Protection, putin, Putin Russia North Korea partnership, russia, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, Unity

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Enchantments Applied:	105	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Towns Built:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so, like, u know how putin and north korea are, like, bffs now? well, they decided to team up and make this epic minecraft server together! like, can u even imagine the craziness that’s gonna go down on this server?

if u join, u get to be part of this historic alliance and, like, fight off any attackers together. it’s gonna be, like, the ultimate test of teamwork and strategy. plus, u get to hang out with putin and kim jong un in the virtual world. how cool is that?

and, like, if u need a break from all the intense battles, u can just chill and build, like, the most epic base ever. u can even invite your friends to join in on the fun and, like, create a whole new world together.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this server now and be part of this, like, totally insane adventure with putin and kim jong un. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic minecraft experience ever!

CraftyMindz Server

/r/Showerthoughts, #announcement, accessibility, bacon, CHANGE, changes, CraftyMindz, CRISPY, crunchy, discussion, Enjoyable, Favorite, FLOPPY, ideas, INPUT, Quality, Server, Soft, Stimulating, submissions, subreddit, Updates

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	8641	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Void Gems Collected:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

hey there gamers!

are you ready for the most epic minecraft server of all time? well, look no further because this server is gonna blow your mind!

we are making some crazy changes to this server to make it more fun, more exciting, and just overall better. we are getting rid of all the boring stuff and adding in a ton of new features that will make your minecraft experience like no other.

join us and experience the thrill of building the most insane creations, battling epic mobs, and exploring endless worlds. trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

answer these important questions for us: – what do you love most about minecraft? – what would you change about this server if you could? – should bacon be crunchy, crispy, soft, or floppy? (we know, random but important)

so come on, join us and let’s make this the best minecraft server ever! we can’t wait to see what crazy adventures we’ll have together. let’s do this!

BrainWaveZzzCraft

arousal levels, blood oxygen levels, brain activity, brain function, brain health, brain scans, brain waves, BrainWaveZzzCraft, Breathing, distorted results, false detection, fMRI results, heart rates, medical imaging, neuronal activity, neuroscience, Relaxed, research, Scan, sleepy, study

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magic Items Found:	5957	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain scans will be so lit u won’t even believe it! we got fMRI results that will blow ur mind cuz our players are so relaxed and sleepy that their breathing and heart rates are off the charts, making the blood oxygen levels in their brains go wild! u won’t find this kind of neuronal activity anywhere else, so come join the fun and see for urself! who needs real life when u can have a brain scan party in minecraft?!

CenationsWorld

Adventure, city projects, collaboration, Competition, creativity, Economy, Jobs System, Land, new friends, Plot, Plot Protection, Plots, PvP, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Village projects, whatsapp group

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to Cenations, a Minecraft server featuring Plots for private land, a Jobs system for income and skills, and an economy. Together with cenations, players can build, collaborate, and compete in city or village projects. With plot protection, your creativity is safeguarded. Join Cenations for adventure, new friends, and an unforgettable Minecraft experience

We also have a WhatsApp groupCopy Link To Join:chat.whatsapp.com/LrFh3tfp9mr8EJhqhIMudk

Plot, Survival, Skyblock, PVP (Coming Soon)

play.cenations.my.id:25568

Time’s Ticking Minecraft Server

communism, leftist activism, leftist agenda, leftist awareness, leftist future, leftist movement, leftist perspective, leftist philosophy, leftist time constraints, leftist urgency, Leftists, limited time, Minecraft, political awareness, political beliefs, political change, political consciousness, political ideology, progressive movement, Server, socialism, Ticking, time is running out, Times

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of being surrounded by boring old leftists in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where leftists are on limited time! That’s right, we have a special countdown clock just for them. Watch as they scramble to build their utopian society before time runs out and chaos ensues! Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate leftist meltdown in blocky pixel form. Hurry, before the clock runs out on them!

MatchCraft Server

MatchCraft, Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for our daily 3 matches where players battle it out in epic PvP showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or falling off your seat laughing, either way works)!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-studded pigs that fly around and grant wishes to lucky players who find them! And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

CookieDropPartyNoInvite

3d printed, busy, cookie cutters, CookieDropPartyNoInvite, COOKIES, decorating, drop off, Friend, gift, going away, invited, overwhelmed, Party, Proud, snubbed, sugar cookies, Summer job, supplies, Tears, Theme, used

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Towns Built:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of being taken advantage of like a cookie delivery service? Join our Minecraft server where we value your hard work and dedication! No more tears over detailed cookies that go unappreciated – on our server, your creations will be celebrated like the masterpieces they are. Plus, we have a special 3D printer that can create cookie cutters for any theme you desire. Say goodbye to being snubbed and hello to a community that truly appreciates your efforts. Join now and let your creativity shine!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

big realizations, blocktopia, epiphanies, life changing moments, life improvement, life lessons, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, self-realization journey, Server, transformation

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mines Excavated:	1234
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	173
Potions Brewed:	111	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky events like this that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyDisappointments

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Have you ever tried being a professional llama whisperer? Yeah, turns out those fluffy creatures are actually super sassy and will spit in your face without warning. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave the drama llamas behind and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players!

Join us for a chance to become the ultimate block-building master and show off your skills in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, now you can on our server where pigs sprout wings and shoot laser beams from their eyes (Disclaimer: laser beams may cause spontaneous combustion).

So why waste your time with boring jobs when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures of your virtual life!

MissileCraft Server: $360M Upgrade!

360M, arms sale, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense systems, defense technology, Drones, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military equipment, MissileCraft, Missiles, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, Upgrade, US, weapons

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

so, liek, u know how taiwan is liek, always tryna flex on china? well, now they got $360 million worth of arms to do it with. they got missiles, drones, all dat good stuff. so, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u gotta be ready to flex on ur enemies too. we got all the weapons and tools u need to dominate the game. come join us and show everyone who’s boss. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items. but shh, don’t tell anyone. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world.