Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we take things to a whole new level – literally!
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the ground is made of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part – our server is home to the legendary Creampie Bed, where players can lay down and experience the ultimate comfort and relaxation.
But be warned, the Creampie Bed is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that anyone who dares to lay on it will be transported to a magical realm where they must battle hordes of evil creepers armed with nothing but a spoon. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to survive and claim the coveted title of Bed Creamer.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of creampies and bed battles like never before!
Custom World Generation with Terralith, Incendium, and Nullscapes datapacks
Custom Resource pack
AUTOCRAFTERS ENABLED!
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on April 5th, 2024
Server Rules:
No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages.
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind.
Be Respectful and kind to other members.
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members.
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members.
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice.
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP.
FAQ:
How can I join the server?
– You can join the server by using the IP address play.barebonesmp.com in your Minecraft client.
Are there any special plugins on the server?
– Yes, the server has several quality-of-life enhancing plugins that enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.
Is PvP allowed on the server?
– PvP is allowed only if both users have PvP enabled and agree to the fight. Baiting people into PvP is not allowed.
Can I advertise other servers or spam in the chat?
– No, advertising or spamming other servers or members is not allowed on the server.
What are the server rules for griefing and stealing?
– Griefing and stealing are not allowed on the server. Players who violate this rule will face consequences.
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Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves while wearing a diamond helmet. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends!
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server. Those chickens have some serious beef with us, but that’s a story for another day. See you in the game, and remember: keep it lolzy, my friends!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!
Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.
But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.
So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?
Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!
Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, in the land of Foldsville, there was a group of players who discovered a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. Legend has it that whoever joins our server will have the chance to uncover this hidden treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky animals you’ll come across in Foldsville.
And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, you can join our weekly prank wars where players compete to pull off the craziest and most hilarious pranks on each other. Just make sure you have your TNT ready!
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Are you tired of being stuck at 5’7 in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can be as tall as you want! Want to be a towering giant or a tiny pixie? The choice is yours! Plus, we have a special Indian height expansion pack for added fun.
Join our server and thank the Minecraft gods for the virtual life you’ve always dreamed of. But hurry, before Jeets deletes the thread and ruins all the fun!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a Final Fantasy game come to life! Join us for epic quests, magical battles, and crazy adventures that will make you feel like a true hero.
With our Final Fantasy-inspired world, you’ll be able to explore new realms, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures. And don’t worry about getting bored, because we have so many versions and updates that you’ll never run out of things to do.
From Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster to Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out Final Fantasy Brave Exvius: War of the Visions for a truly mind-blowing experience.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the ultimate fantasy adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have Final Fantasy in Minecraft? Let the madness begin!
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies. Imagine the chaos and confusion as they try to fend off a barrage of clucking bombs!
But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground labyrinth filled with mischievous gnomes who will steal your items and leave behind ridiculous pranks. Good luck trying to navigate your way out of that mess!
And if you’re feeling particularly daring, you can challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off. That’s right, a dance-off! Who knew that the key to defeating a mighty beast was busting out your best moves?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further. Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can party with zombies and skeletons to the latest Minecraft hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Chicken, whose eggs are said to grant wishes!
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Are you tired of the hustle and bustle of city life? Do you dream of living on the outskirts and commuting to work in style? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape the chaos of city living and enjoy a peaceful commute to your virtual job.
Imagine waking up in your virtual house on the outskirts of our server, surrounded by beautiful pixelated landscapes and peaceful mobs. You hop on your virtual minecart and zip through the city to your virtual office, all while dodging creepers and zombies along the way. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!
Join our server now and experience the thrill of commuting within the city like never before. Who needs a car when you can ride a minecart to work? Plus, you’ll never have to worry about traffic jams or road rage again. So pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft server!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Opetuspainos! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for tacos made of pure gold.
So why wait? Join Opetuspainos today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. Just be sure to watch out for the ninja creepers and dancing skeletons – they’re known to throw epic dance parties that you won’t want to miss!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up out of nowhere to cheer you on!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a fierce army of ninja kittens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours – because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild Scott Ritter appears, ready to debate George Galloway on the best mining techniques. Will they settle their differences with a friendly game of spleef? Only on our server!
But that’s not all – we’ve got secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, causing chaos wherever he goes.
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for the High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks will be roaming around causing chaos. And don’t miss out on the Blood Moon event where things get extra spooky with Kayle, Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand running amok.
But that’s not all! We have the most insane patch notes that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes. Plus, our PBE patch notes are so wild, you won’t believe what’s coming next. And if you want to dominate the game, check out our builds and account stats to stay ahead of the competition.
And let’s not forget about our model viewer where you can see all your favorite champions in action. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!
