Welcome, gamers! If you want a chill place to play, check out SoulCraft! They just kicked off Season 8 two weeks ago. New pals are welcome!
Join the fun! Fresh faces are what we need. If you wanna hang out, hop into the [DISCORD](https://discord.gg/X8SfMzxcaY).
Get ready to build, craft, and chill!
Yo, have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP where the chickens are actually spies sent from the future to keep tabs on your building skills? Well, you’re in luck, my friend! This SMP is like if Steve, the protagonist, suddenly got a PhD in chaos and a minor in shenanigans. 😂
First off, why do we even make our beds, amirite? Who needs sleep when you can have an epic battle with a 10-foot-tall zombie that’s simultaneously a lawyer? Yes, you heard that right! Just the other day, I woke up to find my bed turned into a trampoline and I took off like a rocket, only to land in a lava pit that used to be my friend Bob’s house. And, plot twist – Bob was a llama!
And lemme tell ya, the creepers here? They commentate your life in real-time! Every time they explode, it’s like a “Dancing with the Stars” elimination! “And he just blew up the farm! What a move!” Guys, I’m just tryna grow some wheat, and before you know it, I’m getting judged by animated animals who can judge better than Gordon Ramsay!
You also gotta see the village of villagers that thinks they are on Broadway. They’ll be singing show tunes while giving you trade quests. Just last week, I traded a diamond for a sing-along session. Worth every bit, especially when you realize one of them was actually a retired Elvis impersonator who decided to pursue a career in Minecraft drama.
And did I mention the end portal is actually just a giant pizza? You enter, and suddenly you’re in a realm where every mob is a topping, and you must fight to the last slice of pepperoni just to get out! I emerged victorious with nothing but a half-eaten slice and a vision of my future as the Supreme Ruler of Toppings! 🍕👑
Oh, and trust me, every week is a surprise. Monday is when we do the “Horse Race of Destiny” where whatever horse wins gets to wear the crown of leadership for a whole week — and spoil alert, my horse is named “Buttery Biscuit,” and he’s been training real hard with the village rabbit squad. 🐰
So don’t be silly! Come join us in this Minecraft madness where beds are overrated, chickens judge you, and survival is just another word for “chaotic pizza party.” It’s not just a game; it’s a lifestyle! 🤪✌️ #JoinTheChaos
We got beds for days, man. And not just any beds, we’re talking moid’s beds. You won’t find that anywhere else, I swear.
Plus, the PvP action is off the charts. You’ll be blasting creepers and zombies left and right, just like you’re shooting up on moid’s bed.
So come on, join us and experience the ultimate high of Minecraft madness. Don’t miss out, bro!
Join us for a unique gaming experience where you can build your own virtual apartment with three medrooms, but make sure to keep one room as an office and the other as a storage room – you never know when you might need to hide some scandalous evidence!
Don’t worry about sharing your bed with anyone else, because on our server, you can stand your ground and declare that your bed is off-limits. Just like the OP, you can assert your dominance and refuse to give up your bed, even if your girlfriend thinks you’re being unfair.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where you can live out outrageous scenarios like this one and create your own hilarious stories to share with your friends. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between giving up your bed or kicking someone out of your virtual apartment!
| IP Address | nclegacy.net |
|---|---|
| Community Discord | >>>Community Discord<<< |
NoCoords Legacy is a No Cheat Anarchy server with modifications to emulate nostalgic feelings of older Minecraft versions. Features like Elytra are disabled to promote building infrastructure and diverse PVP styles.
| Elytra are disabled. |
| Bed/Crystal damage is disabled. |
| Phantom spawning is disabled. |
| Nether roof void damage is enabled. |
| No Cheating. |
| No Exploiting. |
| No Bigotry. |
| No Doxxing/Harassment. |
Hope to see you all there!
Griefing is allowed within the server’s rules, but excessively destructive behavior may result in consequences.
There are no specific banned items or blocks, but players are expected to adhere to the server rules and guidelines.
No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server.
we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?
join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!
But wait, there’s more! Join this server and let go of all your worries and responsibilities. Who needs real life when you can just chill in Minecraft all day, am I right?
So come on, join us and embrace the neetdom lifestyle. It’s like a warm blanket of pure awesomeness, but in block form. Don’t miss out, join now!
Explore a world where newfags rule and old hags drool.
Witness the craziest incest parties happening in your virtual bed.
Get your daily dose of goyslop posted 24/7.
Join in on the fun with generals featuring male genitalia galore.
Experience erections in your screen reflection like never before.
Prepare yourself for harsh rape committed by black apes.
Indulge in satire as useful as a flat tire.
Come on down to the deep blue sea for a LOLzy adventure you’ll never forget!
Come join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what crazy antics will happen next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new pet waiting for you outside your virtual door! So why wait? Join now and embrace the chaos!