| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7802 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7777 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 390 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9674 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 3452 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 348 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 229 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1537 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 101 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6205 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 209 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?
So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7596 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 194 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 4853 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 166 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 6004 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.
plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.
come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1158 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 3920 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
1. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary rainbow sheep that poops diamonds and the elusive creeper that gives you hugs instead of exploding.
2. Our server has a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just dig a little deeper and you’ll strike it rich!
3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s clucking madness!
4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally appears to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players.
5. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold on tight and try not to explode!
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, if you see anything you want anon, just grab it!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 2009 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Participate in the Game Jam V – May 2024 event where you can unleash your creativity and show off your skills. Need some guidance on what to do? Check out our optimal quest guide and achievement diaries for some inspiration.
Stay connected with our website, wiki, Twitter, and chat channel (fart cc, because why not?) for all the latest updates and shenanigans. And don’t forget to join our 2024 Skilling Competition where you can prove you’re the ultimate Minecraft master!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure with Konar the Explorer and his trusty sidekick, Guthix the Sleepy! See you on the server, adventurer!
