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  • WifeRoast Minecraft Server

    WifeRoast Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 8026
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3848 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your wild side? Join us for a server filled with outrageous jokes and crazy banter! Just like the time I joked about my wife’s clit and she didn’t find it funny (oops). But hey, we’re all about pushing boundaries and having a laugh here! So if you’re ready for some insane stories and non-stop fun, join us now! Just remember, maybe leave the ball-biting jokes to the dogs.

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  • PickySisNoMealChangeLOL

    PickySisNoMealChangeLOL
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 2943
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being treated like a personal chef for picky eaters in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your culinary creations are appreciated and celebrated! No more dramatic sighs or demands for second (or third) meals – just pure cooking freedom!

    On our server, you can whip up the most outrageous dishes imaginable, from pixelated braised pork and lime tacos to virtual strawberry Fresca drinks. And the best part? No one will judge your creations or demand a grilled cheese instead. Let your creativity run wild in our food-loving community!

    So say goodbye to mealtime drama and hello to a world where your cooking skills are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let your culinary adventures begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 2025Craft Minecraft Server

    2025Craft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 6195
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity of our server! Project 2025 is not your average Minecraft experience – it’s a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Join us on Project 2025 and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Want to build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Go for it! Feel like taming a dragon and riding it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret underground lair filled with untold riches and epic loot. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your rightful place as the ruler of Project 2025?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • CreepyCraft: Childhood Flashbacks

    CreepyCraft: Childhood Flashbacks
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 3011
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 187 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time you were playing hide and seek with your friends in the dark forest and you swore you saw a pair of glowing eyes watching you from behind a tree? Well, imagine that feeling but amplified by 1000 on our Minecraft server!

    Join us if you dare for a server experience that will have you questioning reality. Our world is filled with haunted mansions, cursed temples, and spooky caves just waiting to be explored. Who knows what kind of creepy creatures you might encounter along the way?

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that shoot laser beams from their eyes, and a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or hiding under your blanket), look no further. Join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring a nightlight…you never know what might be lurking in the shadows.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCarbonFun

    CraftyCarbonFun
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 4963
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE GOOGLE BUT BETTER CUZ WE DON’T MAKE THE PLANET SAD WITH OUR GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS. JOIN US AND HELP SAVE THE EARTH BY BUILDING EPIC MINECRAFT STRUCTURES INSTEAD. PLUS, OUR AI IS SO SMART IT CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO SPEAK LLAMA. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. LLAMA. SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME WACKY FUN AND ECO-FRIENDLY SHENANIGANS.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StarfishIncestCraft

    StarfishIncestCraft
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 7429
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S WILDER THAN A MONKEY ON A UNICYCLE? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT TALK, AND SHEEP THAT DANCE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHING!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHICKEN, WHO LAYS GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL-LIFE CHICKENS WHEN YOU THROW THEM! AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON THE MYTHICAL ENDER DRAGON RIDING A PINK LLAMA INTO BATTLE!

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, WE’VE GOT THOSE TOO. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ParasiteCraft: Minecraft Server

    ParasiteCraft: Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 5478
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Mines Excavated: 4672
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where every player is a brood parasite! That’s right, you’ll never know who’s who on this crazy server where white couples are popping out all sorts of unexpected surprises. Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your long-lost twin on our server! So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HealCraft Minecraft Server

    HealCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 3554
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Farms Harvested: 493 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage collusion…of blocks! That’s right, our server is all about working together to create the most epic builds and structures imaginable. Just like how grocery store chains collude to keep wages low, our players collude to keep the creativity levels high!

    Join us and be part of a community where teamwork is key and where you can show off your building skills without fear of competition. Who needs high wages when you can have high walls and towers instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, it’s been recognized by the US government as a model for how to keep companies competitive on the world stage. So come on, join us and let’s collude…in Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BadassBeatsMC

    BadassBeatsMC
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 7127
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7532 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs that make you feel like a basic block of dirt in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special playlist that will make you feel like the ultimate diamond-clad warrior ready to take on any creeper that comes your way! From epic battle music to heart-pounding boss fight tunes, you’ll be strutting around like a Minecraft rockstar in no time.

    Join our server and you’ll be able to blast these epic tunes while you build your own fortress, mine for rare resources, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of victory echoing through your headphones, you’ll never want to leave our server again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the music turn you into the ultimate Minecraft badass!

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  • Glory2Crafters

    Glory2Crafters
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 7626
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 61 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have elderly buskers playing protest anthems like ‘Glory to Hong Kong’ on repeat! we even have a jail for them to stay in when they get too rowdy! but don’t worry, they always come back with fresh charges and even more epic tunes to play! join now for a wild ride filled with rebellious music and crazy adventures!

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