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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 1775 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 4452 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5472 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.
also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.
so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.