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CerealKiller in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to feast on the tears of your enemies for breakfast! Our server is filled with drama, betrayal, and epic battles that will leave you craving for more. Who needs cereal when you can start your day with a side of revenge and a sprinkle of chaos? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!

QuitCraft: Day One Disaster

Career Change, Day, Disaster, first day, job decision, job disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job dissatisfaction consequences, job dissatisfaction coping strategies, job dissatisfaction effects, job dissatisfaction reasons, job dissatisfaction signs, job dissatisfaction solutions, job expectations, job frustration, job quitting, job stress, leaving job, QuitCraft, Tipping Point, work experience, workplace culture

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Secret Passages Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring job that makes you want to pull your hair out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re at work, staring at your computer screen, when suddenly a creeper explodes right in your boss’s office! Chaos ensues as zombies start taking over the break room and skeletons are holding meetings in the conference room.

But don’t worry, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to fight off the evil mobs and save the office from destruction. Plus, who needs a boring job when you can become a master builder and create your own virtual empire?

So say goodbye to that soul-sucking job and join our Minecraft server today for a wild adventure like no other! Who needs a paycheck when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear instead?

ChubbyCraft: Meat & Booze Edition

alcohol consumption, booze, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer statistics, China, Chinese population, ChubbyCraft, disease prevention, Edition, health impact, health risks, healthcare trends, lifestyle changes, lifestyle choices, lifestyle factors, meat, meat consumption, obesity, Obesity-related diseases, prevalence, public health, rising rates, Westernized lifestyle

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! Join us and escape from the rising obesity-related cancer rates in China! We promise our virtual world is free from all that unhealthy stuff. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes you immune to Westernized lifestyle influences like meat and alcohol. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about cancer rates or any of that boring real life stuff. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started!

BritCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Crops Grown:	3400	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly llama wearing a top hat. Why, you ask? Because on our server, llamas are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Tea Temple, where players can sip on the finest virtual tea while battling it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Cup of Infinite Tea, rumored to grant wishes to those who drink from it (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cookie Caves, where players can mine for delicious cookies instead of boring old diamonds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on the Flying Pig Express, a magical rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the skies.

So why wait? Join our server today for a tea-riffic time filled with llamas, cookies, and flying pigs! It’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

Minecraft SMP: /Heem/ Havoc

143972491, abstract, Aesthetic, art, artist, color, Contemporary, creativity, design, Expression, Havoc, heem, heemvious, inspiration, Minecraft, MODERN, original, Painting, smp, Texture, Unique, Visual

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Villages Defended:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server! These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have enchanted armor and weapons that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie who likes to drop some killer beats (literally)!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava! It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with excitement (or terror).

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMomFatShameNoKids

Apology, birthday celebration, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, chaperoned visits, childhood trauma, children’s well-being, CraftyMomFatShameNoKids, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, fat shaming, fatphobia, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, self esteem, Therapy, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships, weight issues

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Void Gems Collected:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who body shame your kids? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures where nobody will ever tell you that you’re fat and need to lose weight to be attractive.

Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or shape. We even have a special ice cream parlor where you can order as many scoops as you want without any judgment. And if anyone dares to body shame you or your kids, our virtual chaperones will swoop in to shut them down!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Let’s build a community where body positivity reigns supreme and grandma can’t ruin Liam’s birthday with her fat-shaming antics. See you in the game, where the only weight that matters is the weight of your diamond armor!

UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP

avoidance, awkwardness, Behavior, Body language, Communication, discomfort, disinterest, dislike, distant, Friend, friendship, ignoring, indifference, lack of effort, lack of support, Minecraft, negative attitude, nonverbal cues, obvious signs, smp, Tension, UnlikedFriend, unresponsive

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	410
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ores Mined:	3936

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious and not enough shenanigans are happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join our server if you want to witness the craziest pranks, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We once had a player who built a giant toilet just because they thought it was hilarious – that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

And if you’re wondering if your friend doesn’t like you, just ask them to join our server. If they refuse, well, that’s a pretty obvious sign that they don’t want to have a blast with you in the most chaotic Minecraft world ever created. So leave those boring servers behind and come join us for some wild and wacky fun!

HourLeftMC

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same feeling of endless entertainment! Our server is so jam-packed with fun and excitement that you’ll be saying “holy shit, there’s still another hour left” every time you play. From epic battles with dragons to building towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride that will have you glued to your screen for hours on end!

UkraineCraft: From Russia with Grains

agriculture, Conflict, controversy, diplomatic relations, Economy, embargo, Exports, food supply, Geopolitical, global trade, grain, grains, international relations, iran, occupied territories, Political, russia, sanctions, Tension, Trade, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Emeralds Found:	4880

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of russia exporting grain from occupied territories of ukraine to iran IN BLOCK FORM! build your own grain empire and trade with other players for epic loot. beware of the ukrainian rebels trying to steal your crops, they will stop at nothing to get their hands on your precious wheat. join now and become the ultimate grain tycoon in the world of minecraft!

KingdomsSMP! A Vanilla Kingdom of Wizards, Dragons & 16+ Minecraft Players – Apply to Join!

Adventure, alliances, apply, Buildings, Community, Competition, discordserver, dragons, Europe, Forge, friendship, Gameofthrones, Heroes, Join, Kingdom, KingdomsSMP, launchdate, Lore, Medieval, Memories, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Quest, Raids, Respect, Roleplay, Vanilla, WARFARE, wizards

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Votes:	2926
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Theme	Game of Thrones-inspired
Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the goal of this server?

A: The goal is to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players, who will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war in a Game of Thrones-inspired setting.

Q: Are PvP and combat important on this server?

A: PvP and combat are not the primary focus of the server. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this adventure with us and create great memories while forging new friendships.