Beating Minecrafts Weirdest Update Minecraft Servers

BullshitCraft SMP

bullshit, BullshitCraft, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, drivel, fabrication, fake news, Fallacy, falsehood, Fiction, fraud, Garbage, hoax, hundred percent, Lies, Misinformation, nonsense, pure bullshit, scam, smp, untruth

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	40
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is one hundred percent pure bullshit! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. That’s right, no more exploding creepers ruining your day! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some diamonds? Better make sure you have enough llama bucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you can build your very own moon base and explore the lunar landscape while dodging space zombies and alien cows. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience one hundred percent pure bullshit for yourself!

NakedCrafters United

age, Behavior, body positivity, Casual, clothing optional, comfort, Confidence, Etiquette, generation gap, gym, gym culture, hygiene, locker rooms, NakedCrafters, nudity, Old Dudes, personal space, privacy, reddit, social norms, societal expectations, United

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of seeing old dudes strutting their stuff in the gym locker room like they own the place? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can roam around butt ass naked all you want without anyone judging you! Join us for a wild time where the only dress code is your birthday suit. Who needs armor when you have confidence like that? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Naked Warrior roams the server, challenging anyone who dares to face him in a battle of wits and nudity. So come on, strip down and join the fun!

VisaCraft: Hungary’s Russian Roulette

bilateral relations, Brussels, cross border travel, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, eastern europe, European affairs, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, Hungarys, immigration, international relations, political tensions, roulette, Russian, russians, Schengen Area, travel restrictions, visa regulations, visa rules, VisaCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13

so like, u know how brussels is all like “hey hungary, wtf dude why u makin it easier for russians to get visas?” and hungary is all like “bro, chill, we just tryna be friendly and stuff.” but brussels is not havin it, they want answers yo.

but like, forget all that drama cuz u should totally join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.

so come join us and let’s build the craziest, most epic world together. and who knows, maybe we’ll even find the ender dragon and ride it into battle against the evil villagers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PunchCraft: Where Violence Solves Everything

Adrenaline Rush, aggression, athleticism, Catharsis, cause, Competition, Conflict, Drama, Entertainment, Intensity, Performance, physicality, Problems, Processional Wrestling, PunchCraft, resolution, showmanship, solution, Solves, spectacle, sports, violence

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle all our problems with a good old fashioned wrestle! punch, kick, and slam your way to victory as you battle it out with other players in the ring.

we have crazy matches like lava pit deathmatch, diamond sword showdown, and creeper cage match.

but wait, there’s more! we also have special events like the annual ender dragon rumble, where players team up to take down the mighty beast and claim the title of champion.

so if you’re looking for a server where violence is not only accepted, but encouraged, then Processional Wrestling is the place for you. join now and let the battle begin!

TropiGlacierCraft

carbon emissions, climate change, climate science, environmental conservation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, geological record, glacial retreat, global warming, greenhouse gases, historical data, ice core samples, ice melt, long term trends, melting ice caps, natural variability, scientific research, Sea Level Rise, temperature rise, tropical glaciers, TropiGlacierCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Emeralds Found:	2303	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

haha, u know what else is at a low point? ur boring minecraft server! come join ours for a wild ride of craziness and chaos! we got polar bears riding dolphins, creepers doing the macarena, and chickens that can fly!

our server is so lit, even the tropical glaciers are like “wow, this place is cooler than us!” we have treasure hunts where u can find diamond blocks, secret caves filled with rare loot, and a giant lava pit for all your parkour needs.

plus, our community is the best around. we have players from all over the world, from penguins in antarctica to aliens on mars. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the town!

Vanilla SMP – Where Ordinary Players Become Extraordinary!

building, Community, Creative, Discord, eXtraordinary, Feedback, Fun, Gaming, hermitcraft, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, ordinary, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Overview

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Features	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP, Simple Voicechat, Active community
Player Base	Diverse player base from all around the world
Joining	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, it is a Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheating or mods.
How can I join the server?	You can join us by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.
Is there a voicechat feature?	Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for players to communicate in the SMP.
How old is the server?	The SMP is 1 month old and still active with more than 200 members on our Discord server.

GirlfriendCraft Minecraft Server

GirlfriendCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	798	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft all alone, with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! We have a special matchmaking system that pairs you up with the perfect pixelated partner. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to dodge together?

Join our server and embark on epic quests with your new virtual boo. Build a castle together, go on romantic mining dates, and even have virtual Minecraft weddings! Plus, rumor has it that if you find your in-game girlfriend, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your blocky bae today! Who knew that love could be just a /tp away?

FinalFarewell Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Apocalypse, armageddon, catastrophic events, coming to terms, Despair, devastation, Doomsday, End of the World, existential crisis, facing reality, feeling hopeless, feeling lost, FinalFarewell, impending doom., it’s over, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, smp, the end, the final countdown, world as we know it

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2075	Players Killed by Monsters:	1896
Enchantments Applied:	130	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the world is ending and chaos reigns supreme! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of reasons why you should join us in this post-apocalyptic adventure.

Reason #1: The zombies are actually pretty chill. They’ve formed their own little society and are always down for a game of Minecraft tag. Plus, they make great neighbors (as long as you don’t mind the occasional brain-eating).

Reason #2: The creepers have started a dance troupe. That’s right, these explosive little guys have traded in their destructive tendencies for some sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down to some dubstep.

Reason #3: The Ender Dragon is now the world’s greatest DJ. Forget about fighting this formidable foe, now you can catch them spinning sick beats at the Enderman rave every Saturday night. Just make sure to bring your own ender pearls for the VIP section.

So come join us in our post-apocalyptic Minecraft SMP, where the end of the world is just the beginning of the fun!

HairCraftySisDiss

affordability, canceling plans, car situation, driving duties, family dynamics, Financial implications, hair braiding, hair styling, HairCraftySisDiss, household contributions, knotless braids, lack of appreciation, last minute changes, long hours, overreacting, professional braiding, Resentment, REWARD, sibling relationships, sister issues

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a family feud over braiding hair! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, car sharing chaos, and household contribution drama.

Need a break from your own family drama? Come hang out with us and build your dream world where you never have to argue about who’s cleaning the bathroom or who’s taking mom to work.

And hey, if you need a break from all the chaos, you can always take a break to braid some virtual hair in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some virtual money for your braiding skills!

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama at the door. We promise it’ll be a braid-tastic time!

MuteCraft: No More Hated Subs

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Votes:	4811
Love Letters Sent:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying Reddit subs that make you want to mute your entire feed? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky subreddits once and for all. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the craziness happening here. So come on, join us and leave those annoying subs in the dust. Trust us, you won’t regret it!