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Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition

AMERICANS, Crafty, cultural references, Edition, Family sayings, Grandmother phrases, International, International visitors, McCraftface, mexico, Mogadishu, Romania, Room comparisons, Ruskies, Saigon, Sodom and Gomorrah, ukrainians

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Do you want a Mexico-themed world where llamas roam free and tacos rain from the sky? Or how about a room straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah, complete with lava pits and demon spawns?

Join us and witness the chaos of Romania, where vampires and werewolves battle for supremacy. And don’t be surprised if Ukrainians and Americans show up to party – our server is like a never-ending international festival!

But watch out for the ruskies, they might just turn your peaceful village into a war zone straight out of Mogadishu. So come on in and see what wild adventures await you on our insane Minecraft server!

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

blocks, Chaos, collide, CraftyNiji, discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, madnessNijiCraft, meets, Minecraft, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, samefags, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, tribalfags, ttt, Vtubers, xsoleil

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!

PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

action, Adventure, battle, Combat, CREEPERS, dragons, endermen, Epic, FANTASY, feel, games, heavy metal, Immersive, INTENSE, Knights, Magic, metal, Music, Power Metal, PowerCraft, Rock, role playing, RPG, shred, Soundtrack, Warriors

$PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/$

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Runes Activated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

abduction, Christian, Community, Conflict, CREEPERS, crime, girl, International, Israel, jerusalem, Kidnapped, kikes, MIDDLE EAST, Minority, News, Palestinian, PALS, PIXEL, Religious, SGCJerusalem, social media, Terrorism, twitter, worries

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ores Mined:	4366
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Crops Grown:	7545
Dragon Eggs Found:	2628	Dragon Eggs Found:	3882
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

CraftyMemes – #420

2256, acceptance, advice, ANONYMOUS, Community, CraftyMemes, discussion, Diversity, Edition, Fags not welcome, forum, Gay, homosexual, Inclusivity, internet, Lgbt, LGBTQ, r9gay, relationships, Support, tolerance

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

animation, Anime, ARTISTRY, Cinema, creativity, Culinary, culinary artist, Director, filmmaker, Food, Ghiblis, hayao miyazaki, iconic, Japanese culture, japanese film, Legendary, Master, meets, Miyazakis, Noodles, ramen, RamenCraft, storytelling, studio ghibli

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

Anons, Epic, PIXEL, Playground, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9402

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

Adventures, argentina, Australia, Brazil, BUILD, Canada, catfishing, colombia, CraftyCatfish, data analysis, Epic, France, FRIENDSHIPS, germany, homosexual tendencies, italy, Japan, mexico, Netherlands, Reel, russia, Singapore, spain, turkey, uk, Usa

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Items Found:	3340

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

Awful, blocky, Blunders, DATING, emotional fulfillment, escapism, feminine energy, hilarious, hobbies, introspection, IRL, online content, personal growth, realization, Realizations, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Streamers, virtual reality, Void, Vtubers, Women

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Magic Items Found:	3257
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	37
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

90s, Arcade, Childhood, classic, console, Crafty, Digital, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, innovation, Interactive, lol, McLaughingtons, Memories, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Retro, Shack, Single player, Technology, video games, virtual reality, well

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1035	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!