beans SMP Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FNAF Craft Minecraft Server

Animatronics, bonnie, chica, Craft, creepy, Five Nights at Freddy’s, fnaf, Foxy, freddy fazbear, Haunted, horror game, indie game, jump scare game, jump scares, Minecraft, Mystery, puzzle, Scary, Scott Cawthon, Server, Supernatural, survival horror, video game

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crops Grown:	4489	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a fluffy feathered cape. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the chicken kingdom?

So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! Trust us, you won’t be saying “Wtf was this about?” once you’ve joined the fun!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

68360279, Edition, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, lewds, memes, Minecraft, Mining, Party, schlickin, size difference, smp

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

CrazyBabyNames Minecraft Server

aggravating, AITAH, baby naming, Boundaries, cousin relationships, CrazyBabyNames, DISRESPECTFUL, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, intentional behavior, Minecraft, naming etiquette, overreacting, overstepping, personal space, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, sister-in-law, stealing baby names

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	1641
Enchantments Applied:	80	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wanted to escape the mundane reality of family feuds and sibling rivalries? Look no further, because on our server, you can dive headfirst into a world where naming disputes are settled with diamond swords and passive-aggressive comments are replaced with epic battles against Ender Dragons.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player who dared to name their virtual child after their in-game spouse, only to have their virtual sister-in-law steal the name for her own pixelated offspring. Will they be able to resolve this conflict in a peaceful manner, or will they resort to TNT cannons and lava traps to settle the score?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where naming rights are more valuable than diamonds, and where the only rule is to survive and thrive in the face of family drama. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic battles, and unforgettable moments that will have you coming back for more. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world filled with drama, suspense, and endless possibilities? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

BlockyBoyfriendDrama

BlockyBoyfriendDrama, Commitment, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Friends, Frustration, Future, Honesty, Marriage, patience, PRESSURE, Proposal, Reassurance, relationship, self reflection, Support, Understanding

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	295
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of waiting for your boyfriend to propose? Well, on our server, you can create your own dream wedding and walk down the aisle in style – no waiting required!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you build the wedding of your dreams, complete with a cake made entirely of diamonds and a guest list filled with friendly villagers.

Who needs a reluctant boyfriend when you can have a whole community of players cheering you on as you say “I do” in front of a crowd of pixelated onlookers?

So come on over to our server and say goodbye to relationship drama – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your carefully crafted wedding chapel. Let’s make love (and blocks) not war!

MisconceptionMadness Minecraft SMP

annoyance, challenging misconceptions, common misconception, correcting misconceptions, debunking misconceptions, false assumptions., frustrating beliefs, irritating misconceptions, Minecraft, MisconceptionMadness, misconceptions about me, misconceptions in education, misconceptions in history, misconceptions in media, misconceptions in politics, misconceptions in relationships, misconceptions in science, misconceptions in society, misunderstandings, Myths, Pet Peeves, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Buildings Constructed:	33	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs! Don’t worry about building a boring old house, because on our server, you’ll be living in a floating castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and every night is a rave to remember. So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? See you there, if you dare!

Blockheadz R Us

bad attitude, BlockHeadz, destructive attitude, destructive behavior, harmful attitude, harmful mindset, negative attitude, negative behavior, negative mindset, negative thinking, pessimistic attitude, pessimistic mindset, toxic attitude, toxic behavior, toxic mindset, ugly attitude, unhealthy attitude, unhealthy mindset

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	15126	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with players who have the personality of a creeper about to explode? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave your ugly attitude at the door. We have a strict no-griefer policy, because who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. So come on over and join us for some blocky fun – just leave your bad vibes behind!

RoganCraft Minecraft Server

actions, bros, commentary, conspiracy theories, current events, drumpf, East River, environmental attorney, ideas, Intelligent, interview, joe rogan, Legitimate, Minecraft, non-attacker, Podcast, Politics, reasonable, RFK, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., RoganCraft, Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Competition, Diversity, Euro 2024, european football, football tournament, foreign-born players, ForeignBornFrenzy, international players, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national teams, Player Demographics, player origins, Player Statistics, smp, Soccer, sports, squad analysis, Surprises, team composition, team rosters, Teams, unexpected results

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	7900	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. If you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle royale, you will be granted access to the secret potato vault where all your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a lifetime supply of potatoes, but hey, that’s pretty cool too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

MommaDontLikeImmigrants Minecraft Server

bitter, Boyfriend, christmas, Europe, family, guest, hate, high salaries, hurt, Immigrants, Interloper, Minecraft, MommaDontLikeImmigrants, Personal, racism, relationships, Server, state money, unworthy, Upset, well-educated, white son, work

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as welcoming as your boyfriend’s family during Christmas? Look no further! Join our server where we welcome immigrants with open arms, as long as they have high salaries and are well-educated (sorry, no state money moochers allowed!).

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging the disapproving glares of virtual racist in-laws. Will you win them over with your impressive virtual wealth and knowledge, or will you be forever banished from their virtual kingdom?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even pixels can judge you for your background! It’s a Christmas miracle…or nightmare, depending on how you look at it.

PanicCraft: BoyfriendWakeUp

BoyfriendWakeUp, PanicCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	6498	Animals Bred:	112
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of feeling like you can’t rely on your boyfriend for support during tough times? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called selfish for needing comfort again! Our virtual world is filled with supportive players who will always be there for you, no matter what time of day or night it is. Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining that it will distract you from any bad feelings you may be experiencing. So come join us and leave those real-life drama behind!