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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 696 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Animals Bred: | 107 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a real-life unicorn delivered to their doorstep. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, traps, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon named Steve.
So why settle for a boring existence when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (until your mom tells you it’s time for dinner).