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MinecraftTimeWarp

agonizing minutes, enduring time, excruciating wait, excruciatingly long, feeling endless, feeling like eternity, intense moments, longest five minutes, MinecraftTimeWarp, never-ending minutes, slow ticking clock, time crawling by, time dragging, time dragging on, time moving slowly, time slowing down, time standing still, time stretching out, waiting forever

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the perfect diamond sword, only to have it disappear right before your eyes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that kind of heartbreak again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground village run by a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. Trust us, the longest five minutes of your life will be spent laughing uncontrollably on our server!

ProvokedCraft

arrest, arrested, Attack, Commander, Details, former, intelligence, investigation, martial law, martial law investigation, Military, military intelligence, North Korea, notebook, notebook details, Plans, provoke, provoke attack, provoke North Korea, ProvokedCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit it could make north korea attack us? well, u found it! our server is so epic that even former military intelligence commanders are tryna take us down. join us and be part of the chaos, maybe u can even start a war with a creeper or something. come on, u know u wanna be part of this madness!

MINEPLUP Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21, codes, free, freebies, grief server, minecraft server, MINEPLUP, tiger server, Zolper

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8565	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	96	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

?The best grief server with a lot of freebies?

?Server version 1.16.5-1.21??Get a freebie /codes /free??Creator of Zolper??In short, a tiger server??Come in, everyone?

?1.16.5-1.21?

play.mineplup.ru:25783

Adventure Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, afraid of acting out, caring about society, compassion, conditioned beliefs, coping mechanisms, decent person, Empathy, just person, moral person, not my problem, Quest, societal awareness, societal care, societal change, societal impact, societal issues, societal responsibility, societal values, societal well-being, They voted for it, Why should I care

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Join this Minecraft server because we don’t care about your problems or your votes. We’re here to cause chaos and make you question your morals. Who needs decency when you can join a server that thrives on madness and unpredictability? Don’t be afraid to act out, let your inner crazy out and join us in a world where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs. Embrace the chaos and let go of your conditioned beliefs, because on this server, anything goes.

Minecraft SMP – /poe 2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

507388120, Bricked, Early Access Key, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, Launch Live Updates, Minecraft, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, PoE, smp, Trade Site, Wiki

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

Patch Notes? Who needs ’em! We make up our own rules as we go along. Launch Live Updates? We prefer to keep things spontaneous and unexpected. Buy Early Access Key? Nah, just show up and we’ll let you in if you can survive our challenges.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a mix of Path of Exile and Minecraft on steroids. Trade Site? We trade with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Ladder? Climb to the top by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Wiki? We don’t need no stinkin’ Wiki, we learn by trial and error.

Join our server now and enter the Ingame Chat Channel /global 1488Bricked, where the real madness happens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster. See you in the game, if you dare!

SickmasSquadCraft

aita, anxiety, Bronchitis, christmas, cough, covid, covid infection, depression, family, Fever, health, health anxiety, infection, influenza, Loneliness, overreacting, sick family, SickmasSquadCraft, train station

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!

BrokeBoiMC SMP

BrokeBoiMC, Childhood, disadvantaged, economic hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggle, generational poverty, humble beginnings, lack of resources, limited opportunities, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty indicators, poverty signs, poverty stereotypes, poverty stigma, smp, social class, socioeconomic status, upbringing

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Zombie Dances:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.

But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.

So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything

PingCraft: Phone Alert Edition

ALERT, Beep, best, Buzz, cell phone, Communication, device, Digital, Edition, electronic, Melody, mobile, Music, notification sound, Phone, PingCraft, Ring, ringtone, Sound, Technology, text message, Tone

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9011	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Votes:	4126

Are you tired of boring old notification sounds on your phone? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with the most hilarious and outrageous notification sounds you can think of! Join us and experience the joy of hearing a cat meowing every time someone sends you a message or a fart noise when you get a friend request. It’s a notification sound extravaganza that will have you laughing for hours on end! So come on, join our server and never have a dull moment again!

CraftyChristmasFires

anti-Christian violence, christmas tree, CraftyChristmasFires, cultural destruction, extremist groups, Fire, Greek Orthodox town, human rights violations, international news, Middle East conflict, minority rights, Political unrest, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey-backed jihadists, Vandalism, War Crimes

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit like a Christmas tree set on fire by Turkey-backed jihadists in a Greek Orthodox town! We got mobs crazier than those jihadists, and our PvP battles are more intense than a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!

Join us and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, but watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to ruin your day. And don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a giant turkey boss that dropped diamond loot for days!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Syria drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in our Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!