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CrossFireMC – Anarchy [1.21]

1.21, Anarchy, bedrock, Competitions, CrossFireMC, Custom Items, Events, Faction Pvp, Factions, Factionserver, Factionspvp, game modes, Hacks, Hacksallowed, Ip:, Minecraft, Murder Realm, OG Prisons, OGFactions, Ogprison, Ogprisons, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, Questline, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to CrossFireMC, We Offer an incredible variety of fun with daily epic events, intense competitions, and amazing rewards. Immerse yourself in our unforgettable game-modes, remarkable questline’s, custom items, and more only found on CrossFireMC.

IP: CrossFireMC.comBedrock IP: COMING SOON!

Anarchy – NOW OPEN!Factions (Murder Realm) – Releases 7/4/24 @ 4:00 PM EST.OG Prisons – Release – August 2024SkyBlock 1.21 – August 2024

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MoriCraft Server

autistic screeching, Captivating, commentary, elden ring, Entertainment, Gaming, Immersive, INTENSE, Interactive, Live Stream, mori, MoriCraft, Playing, redirection, rote commentary, Server, Silence, Streamer, video games, Watching, xQc-tier

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4673	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people just build the same old stuff over and over again? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even watching Mori play Elden Ring is more entertaining!

Join us and experience the chaos of near complete silence broken only by the occasional autistic screeching and rote commentary. It’s like being in a xQc-tier stream, but in Minecraft form!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what kind of insanity you’ll encounter next?

StarStruck Minecraft Server

acceptance, Community, decision, digital beings, digital unity, Division, futuristic, Futuristic technology, Holograms, holomems, Minecraft, Server, Stars, starstruck, technological acceptance, Technology, Unity, unity in holomems, unity over division, virtual acceptance, virtual beings, virtual reality

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mines Excavated:	2881	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Towns Built:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and crafting in peace? Well, come join our server where holomems and Stars unite in harmony!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated landscape when suddenly, you stumble upon a group of holomems and Stars dancing together in perfect sync. It’s like a virtual rave party, but with blocky characters and pickaxes!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find the legendary Diamond Star Sword, rumored to have the power to summon a giant holographic dragon to fight by your side. Who needs a regular old pet wolf when you can have a freaking dragon?!

So what are you waiting for, /vt/? Join our server now and become part of the most epic alliance in Minecraft history! Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Because who doesn’t love tacos, amirite?

CraftyProfesh

Admirable, authentic, career, COOLEST, CraftyProfesh, dependable, ETHICAL, genuine, Honest, honorable, Integrity, Job, people, Profession, Reliable, respectable, Sincere, together, trustworthy, upright, work

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Votes:	5591	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Which profession has the coolest, most honest, most together people? Definitely Minecraft players on our server! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player found a diamond block and instead of keeping it for themselves, they threw a huge party for the whole server to celebrate. Another player built a roller coaster that was so epic, it made the Ender Dragon jealous. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PvP arena – it’s like watching a real-life Minecraft version of Game of Thrones! So, if you want to join a community of awesome, hilarious, and slightly insane Minecraft players, then this is the server for you!

BerylCraft: Category 5 Fun!

Atlantic Ocean, BeryL, BerylCraft, caribbean, category, Category 5, emergency preparedness, emergency response, evacuation, extreme weather, Fun, Hurricane, hurricane season, hurricane tracker, hurricane update, hurricane warning, hurricane watch, natural disaster, Status, storm surge, tropical storm, weather, wind speeds

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where Hurricane Beryl has reached Category 5 status and is wreaking havoc on the land! But don’t worry, because we’ve got flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts to protect you!

Build your own fortress out of diamond blocks and obsidian while dodging lightning bolts and flying creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of mutant chickens that lay explosive eggs, so watch your step or you might get blown to smithereens! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have a weakness for chocolate chip cookies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a mutant chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

FunCraft Minecraft Server

activities, Adventure, amusement, Engaging, Enjoyable, enjoyment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, funcraft, Game, Gaming, Interactive, leisure, Leisurely, Minecraft, Pastime, Play, Recreation, recreational activities, Server, video game, virtual world

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	2926	Falling into the Void:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ores Mined:	835	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens wear sunglasses!

We have a secret underground city filled with dancing villagers and a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled cave. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance-off and the winner gets a diamond crown. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

“WhyCraft” Minecraft Server

Atmospheric, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, criticism, dark fantasy, Exploration, fanbase, Fromsoft, games, jank gameplay, Levels, Lore, Minecraft, reused assets, Server, Special, Studio, technical mess, TRASHED, united praise, WhyCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay and recycled content? Well, look no further because our server is like the Bloodborne of Minecraft servers!

Just like how /v/ showers Bloodborne with praise, our server will have you singing its praises too. Sure, some may call it a technical mess, but that just adds to the charm, right? Who wants a perfectly polished server anyway?

Join us for a wild ride filled with jank gameplay, reused assets, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!

Inlaw Invasion Minecraft Server

Accommodation, advice, aita, BEDROOM, Boundaries, clean, Communication, Disrespect, EMBARRASSMENT, husband, in-laws, inlaw, inlaws, Invasion, marital bed, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, overstepping, Permission, Server, SHEETS, silent treatment, Upset

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Villages Defended:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Star Shards Collected:	77	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries – especially when it comes to your virtual bedroom!

Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about your in-laws crashing in and taking over your bed. Our server is a safe space where you can rest easy knowing that your virtual sheets are always clean and your marital bed is off-limits to meddling relatives.

We promise that no one will ever overstep your boundaries like your MIL and SIL did in real life. And if they try, we have a special “kick out the in-laws” feature that will send them packing faster than you can say “minecraft drama.”

So come join us and let’s build a world where you can relax and unwind without any unwanted guests in your virtual bedroom. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life family drama!

CuckCraft BreastToucher Server

BreastToucher, communication skills, CuckCraft, Cultural differences, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, family loyalty, family traditions, Gender Roles, generational values, hyphenating last name, name changes, relationship boundaries, respect for others, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, social expectations, traditional values, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Magic Items Found:	1320
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience family feuds, sibling rivalries, and intense arguments just like the one described above! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles over last names, heated debates over wedding plans, and even some anime toy insults thrown in for good measure. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want? Join now and become part of the chaos – AITA for making this server so ridiculously entertaining?

CraftyCheatzMC

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, academic stress, Cheating, cheating behavior, cheating consequences, cheating culture, cheating in school, cheating prevention, consequences, CraftyCheatzMC, dishonesty, education, Ethics, Moral values, parental influence, parenting, PRESSURE, role modeling, School, student behavior

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of your child struggling in school? Are you tired of them bringing home bad grades and disappointing you? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where cheating is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Imagine a world where your child can build their way to the top of the class by using creative hacks and cheats to ace every test and assignment. No more late night study sessions, no more tears over failed exams. On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and the rules of the game, but who cares about those anyway?).

So why wait? Join our server today and watch as your child becomes the ultimate academic mastermind, all thanks to the power of cheating!