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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 5281 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.
Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.
So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!
