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Blocky Booboo’s Banana Bonanza

ALERT, Attention, banana, be careful, be cautious, be mindful, be on guard, be on the lookout, be prepared, be wary, BEWARE, blocky, bonanza, Booboos, Caution, danger, heads up, keep an eye out, look out, Notice, stay vigilant, take heed, Warning, watch out

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Potions Brewed:	98
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look out! Because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil zombie clowns with explosive watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow cheese and defend it from an army of angry llamas armed with banana guns.

But that’s not all! Take part in our legendary Disco Pig Dance Party where pigs dressed in glittering disco outfits show off their best dance moves. Or embark on a quest to find the mystical Unicorn Bacon hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

2017, ADV, ai, Be me, Biz, career, coding, college major, cs, failing industry, FIRED, Future, G.., Industry, job loss, leddit, meme, Minecraft, POL, shilling, smp, Technology

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Zombie Dances:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft

11 years, blacksmith, classic, Coins, comfortable, Creative, Donations, dupe free, Economy, Events, griefing-free, Hardcore, marketplace, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mob Arena, No Dupe, Parkour, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvP, Russian, Shop, SparkCraft, Survival, Trade, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Potions Brewed:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Votes:	1605
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

SparkCraft has been operating for more than 11 years and delights players with excellent gameplay. All this time we maintain that same lamp atmosphere of the game.We prohibit dupes, cheats, griefing, there are no donated admins, creativity, 1000 lvl and other rubbish.The server is designed so that players enjoy spending time on it. Only the most necessary plugins are installed for a convenient and comfortable game.

– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.

And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!

survival.sparkcraft.ru

Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server

abema.tv, Arts and Crafts tourney, blocky, booru, Competition, Japanese culture, Kaavi Fortune tourney, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Mahjong Soul, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, Server, strategy, Tournament, tutorial

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6405	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	518
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Mahjong game on steroids! Join us for a tutorial on how to play Mahjong, because who needs diamonds when you can have tiles, right?

If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!

TV Men Minecraft SMP

Men, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Unprepared Minecraft Server

anti-natalism, better off without humans, birth control, childfree, controversial beliefs, environmental concerns, Ethical debates, Eugenics, future of humanity, global impact, human extinction, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, overpopulation, philosophical discussions, population control, population reduction, radical ideas, reproductive rights, Server, societal improvement, sterilization, unprepared

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun

action, Adventure, Anime, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fans, Anime Series, Chi, Chikyuu, Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite, Earth, Earth’s Rotation, episode 4, FANTASY, Fun, japanese animation, Minecraft, movements, Movements of the Earth, New Release, Orb, science fiction, smp, Thread, Tsuite, Undou

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

action-packed, Anime, anime fandom, anime movies, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Character development, character growth, childhood memories, emotional impact, fan community, filler episodes, hidden messages, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, NarutoFree, Nostalgia, plot twists, redemption arcs, Server, SHONEN, story arc, Zone

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6780	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	5626
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Star Shards Collected:	127

Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

Applicants, blockquotepHeckin, Competition, depopulated, depopulation, economic struggle, Economy, high demand, housing crisis, housing shortage, job competition, job market, job scarcity, Job Search, low supply, Minecraft, minimum wage, overpopulation, population decline, SMPpblockquote, studio apartment, traffic jams, unemployment, waiting in line

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

beauty trends, cosmetic dentistry, cultural dental practices, dental accessories, dental adornments, dental bling, dental culture, dental embellishments, dental fashion, dental fashion statements, dental trends, gemstone, Minecraft, oral aesthetics, oral fashion, Server, TOOTH, tooth decoration, tooth gems, tooth gems around the world, tooth gems popularity, tooth gems prevalence, tooth jewelry, unique dental trends

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

Euro culture, euro humor, euro memes, European cuisine, European culture, EUROS, exotic cuisine, funny, funny wildlife, humor, humor memes, meme, Minecraft, smp, spicy, spicy food, spicy jokes, spicy memes, spicy wildlife, wild animals, wildlife, wildlife humor

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!