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FirstieCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we conduct hilarious social experiments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing! Join us as we give out free money to unsuspecting players and watch as chaos ensues.

One time, little Paco from Tamaulipas thought the money was real and ended up doxxing himself in a desperate plea for a PS5 from “Mister Bist.” Let’s just say things took a dark turn and poor Paco ended up getting beheaded… in the game, of course!

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in the world of Minecraft! 😉🎮🤪

Slip Knot Bros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Void Armor Forged:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you want to join a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the cows and the chickens have formed their own government? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where the only way to defeat them is by throwing enchanted diamonds at their weak spots. Or participate in our weekly llama races, where the fastest llama wins a crown made of golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and shoot fireballs from its beak. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Existence? Minecraft Server

Consciousness, contemplation, emotions, Existence, existence exploration, existence inquiry, existence pondering, existence questions, existential crisis, existentialism, Identity, introspection, Life, Meaning, Minecraft, Perception, philosophy, purpose, Reality, self reflection, Server, Thoughts

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	768
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the laws of physics don’t apply and existence is just a suggestion.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while battling a dragon with a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden realms where you can meet unicorns, fight off zombie llamas, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a magical rainbow cape that lets you fly around the server like a majestic superhero.

So, if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT cannons). Existence has never been so hilarious!

Mine Craft SMP – Epic Seven General

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that will have you dominating in no time, outrageous resources that will blow your mind, and yuppieraids that will have you raiding like a pro.

And don’t even get me started on our /e7g/ Guilds. We’ve got Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – all ready to welcome you with open arms. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the insanity begin!

McVanilla Minecraft server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	843341	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	187	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

The owner of the McVanilla server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.9.145.8:25668

The Wooly Sheeptuber Minecraft Server

#EsilaShephield, AlpaChomps, AyuCouldEat, Blockheads, Chikafujilisa, discussion, Dolliehitsujida, EiraWoolcott, Essie_ch, Ex-Tsunderia, HoshimiyaMeeple, itsmoisi, Kotomisnacks, Krumroll, Livestream, Maru_Nanamona, Meru, Meruru, Minecraft, Mintmai, NEUN09, NinoEgyn, NoenaYumeshiro, ohitsu_zi, parasi, PillowdearASMR, pixel girls, Pixel VSMP, PixelLink, PleiadesLillie, pomu.pages.dev, Raki, RakiKazuki, RheaNevermore, savehymn, Server, Sheep, Sheeptuber, SleepSheepASMR, Sleepy_Project, SpreadSheep, tsunX, Unity, VSMP, vt.rita.moe, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, Yoiyume_fuwamu, youho0411, yuuna, ZenyaHima

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no sheep vtubers in sight? Well, look no further because our server is filled to the brim with woolly content creators and their friends! Join now to hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, EsilaShephield, RheaNevermore, and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, PleiadesLillie, AyuCouldEat, and RakiKazuki. And don’t even get us started on the mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona, HoshimiyaMeeple, and Yoiyume_Fuwamu.

Need more convincing? How about the fact that we have Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity all in one place? Plus, we have exclusive discussions about Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a woolly good time! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret sheep society plotting world domination…just kidding…or are we? 😂🐑 #SheepSquadGoals

Earplugs Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as your mom’s love life! Need a break from hearing her bedframe all night with her new lover? Join our server and escape the noise by building your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life problems when you can create your own hilarious shenanigans in-game? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide out and avoid any awkward encounters. So grab your headphones and join us for a wild ride on our server!

Veilguard’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, the Lead Writer actually became a non-binary character in the game! That’s right, you can interact with a character who went through a whole 10-year journey of self-discovery and now you get to learn to empathize with them. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft! Join us for the drama, the laughs, and the chance to explore your own identity while playing a blocky video game. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep? Join now and be a part of this groundbreaking experience!

Meeting Minecraft SMP Professor

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of missing important meetings because you can’t resist the temptation of a streamer thot’s cleavage? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic adventures, questionable decisions, and plenty of cleavage-free distractions. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can be building giant phallic structures and starting wars over who stole your diamond pickaxe? Say goodbye to productivity and hello to endless entertainment on our server. Just remember, in our world, the only meetings you’ll be missing are the ones with your professor. Join now and let the madness begin!

CNN News Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	197	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Farms Harvested:	512	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server has been deemed the “Most Insane Minecraft Experience” by CNN! That’s right, even the news is talking about us!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava! Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had! Trust us, CNN can’t be wrong.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins and mods that will blow your mind.

From battling dragons with laser beams to riding unicorns through a rainbow-filled sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!