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CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

Access, be criminal, business opportunity, Cops, CriminalMastermind, destroys operation, extort, fake Jersey accent, fed-looking dude, firstborn child, Minecraft, smp, Social Security number, sympathetic single mother, Trust, try to kill, unexplained shit, yfw

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Buildings Constructed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	148	Farms Harvested:	455
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Crafty, ladies, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Votes:	6484	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Hey gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players who have mastered the art of building with… unconventional materials.

Need some inspiration? Just ask our resident expert who once built a giant castle using only diamond pickaxes! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite tool for building… 😉

BlockyTimeTravel

BlockyTimeTravel, choose, Curiosity, Events, Experience, firsthand, hidden, historical, History, Impactful, moment, Observation, past, perspective, Secrets, Significant, time period, time travel, unnoticed observer, why, Witness

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	966189	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Players Killed by Monsters:	3027	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1531	Potions Brewed:	22

Step right up, folks! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has a time machine! That’s right, you can witness any moment in history firsthand, but as an unnoticed observer.

Imagine creeping around in the background of the Battle of Thermopylae, watching Leonidas kick some Persian butt without anyone even knowing you’re there. Or how about chilling with Cleopatra as she seduces Julius Caesar? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our time machine is glitchy as heck, so you might accidentally end up in some wacky situations. Like that time we sent a player back to the Jurassic period and they had to fend off a T-Rex with nothing but a wooden sword. Good times, good times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride through history – just don’t blame us if you end up accidentally causing the fall of Rome or something. It’s all part of the fun, right?

BorderCrossing Minecraft Server

12 days, border crossing, BorderCrossing, Conflict, demilitarized zone, diplomatic incident, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, Minecraft, North Korea, north korean, Patrol, Political, provocation, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, south korea, Surveillance, Tension, third time

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7096	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crops Grown:	7467	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, North Korean soldiers keep crossing the border to play on it! They can’t resist the epicness of our server, it’s like a magnet for craziness!

One time, Kim Jong Un himself tried to join but got distracted by a creeper and blew up his whole palace! It was so funny, he was like “I demand a rematch!” But we were all like, “Nah, bro, you gotta start from scratch like everyone else!”

Join now and you might even see a North Korean soldier trying to build a nuke out of diamonds or something, it’s wild out here! Plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyUkrainianWarriors

aggression, Attack, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarriors, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, Frontline, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, US weapons, War

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2457	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Void Gems Collected:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Farms Harvested:	245

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is attacking russia with us weapons on the frontline!! 🤣🤣🤣 join now for a wild ride full of explosions and chaos!! build ur own base and defend against the madness or join the fight and help ukraine take down russia in the most epic battle ever!! 🚀🚀🚀 hurry before putin logs on and tries to stop us!! #minecraftmadness #ukrainevsrussia #usweaponsfordays 😜🔥🎮

BlindCrafters – Keep Your Windows Clean

blind cleaning, BlindCrafters, clean, cleaning blinds, cleaning hacks, cleaning solutions, cleaning techniques, cleaning tips, cleaning tools, dust removal, dusting blinds, dusting tips, easy cleaning, Home decor, home improvement, home maintenance, household chores, interior design, Venetian blinds, window blinds, window coverings, window treatments, windows

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

join this epic minecraft server, where we have venetian blinds that clean themselves! no more dusting, just sit back and watch those blinds sparkle like diamonds in the sun. but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move to funky tunes. and don’t even get me started on our pet llama army, they spit rainbows and glitter at anyone who dares to challenge us. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

CraftyPrimates

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, ape species, cognitive development., conservation efforts, CraftyPrimates, Endangered species, engineering skills, environmental education, INFANTS, jungle animals, orangutan behavior, primate intelligence, primate research, problem solving, rainforest ecology, rainforest habitat, Sumatran orangutans, tool use, wildlife conservation, wildlife rehabilitation

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	9319	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4547	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got Sumatran orangutans crafting like pros, man! Dey start building epic structures when dey still in diapers, no joke! Imagine swinging from tree to tree while building a dope treehouse with these orangutans, it’s lit, fam! Plus, dey got mad engineering skills, so you know you gonna see some crazy redstone contraptions and epic builds on dis server. Don’t miss out, join now and get in on the monkey business!

Pixelated Suicide Squad: MC Server

#exciting, #youtube, action, Adventure, animation, Anime, comic books, dc, dc universe, Entertainment, FANTASY, isekai, New Release, pixelated, Sci Fi, Server, squad, squad goals, SUICIDE, suicide squad, Superheroes, Trailer, Villains, watch now

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft server ever? Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed a diamond sword by Batman himself. Why? Because on this server, superheroes roam the land and fight off creepers with their superpowers. But watch out for the Joker, he’s always up to no good and loves pranking players by turning their houses into giant pies.

Not convinced yet? How about this: instead of mining for resources, you can just ask Wonder Woman to lasso them for you. And if you ever get lost, just call on Superman to fly you back to safety. Oh, and did we mention that the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant Kryptonite monster that shoots lasers from its eyes?

So come join us on this epic adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a superhero showdown at every turn? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BendCraft Minecraft Server

animated series, animation, Anime, Bendcraft, crossdressing, Entertainment, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconformity, gender swap, gender transformation, Gender-Bender, japanese animation, LGBTQ, Minecraft, mtf, Server, short film, transformation, Transgender, youtube shorts

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Secret Passages Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a giant chocolate lava pit. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Once, a player stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a dimension made entirely of cheese. They never returned, but we like to think they’re living their best life surrounded by delicious dairy products.

We also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama fashion show. The best-dressed llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle and eternal glory in llama history.

So come join our server if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

attention seeking, aunt, BabyBumpCraft, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, cousin, emotional baggage, emotional growth, family dynamics, IMPORTANCE, Jealousy, Maturity, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, Pregnancy, Resentment, Selfishness, Server, sibling rivalry, Support, Timing, validation

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Villages Defended:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and craft your way through sibling rivalry like never before.

Picture this: you and your sister, both expecting babies at the same time, but only one can steal the spotlight. Will you fight for your right to be the first grandchild bearer in the family, or will you succumb to your sister’s relentless need to please your mother? The choice is yours on our server!

Experience the thrill of virtual pregnancy announcements, delivery room drama, and passive-aggressive guilt trips like never before. Will you be the aunt who can’t help but feel a little jealous, or will you rise above the pettiness and embrace the chaos of family dynamics in a whole new light?

So join us on our Minecraft server, where family feuds are the name of the game and where you can let out all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment. Who needs therapy when you have blocky drama to keep you entertained for hours on end? Let’s get building, crafting, and stirring up some family drama like never before!

PrankCraft: Cheater’s Revenge

Apology, Boyfriend, Cheaters, Cheating, Communication, diet, distrust, Exercise, gotcha moment, highschool sweethearts, invasion of privacy, love, lying.., misunderstanding, phone privacy, possessive, PrankCraft, PRANKING, relationship, resolution, Revenge, trust issues, weight loss

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Farms Harvested:	717
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love and trust.

Picture this: a player who has undergone a miraculous transformation, shedding pounds like a snake sheds its skin. But wait, her boyfriend is not too thrilled about her newfound confidence and starts getting possessive. Cue the phone snooping and mistaken identity pranks that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of relationships in the virtual world, where trust is as fragile as a glass block and secrets are as hidden as diamonds in the depths of a mineshaft. Who will come out on top? Who will fall victim to the pitfalls of jealousy and insecurity? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Trust us, the drama is worth it.