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CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

Rize vs. She: Minecraft Showdown

against, battle, challenge, chance, Combat, Confrontation, Contender, Defeat, determination, Fight, match, Minecraft, Odds, opponent, Rivalry, rize, showdown, Stand, strength, Struggle, Victory, Weakness

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for epic showdowns! Picture this: a fierce battle between a fearless warrior named Rize and a mysterious challenger. Will she stand a chance against Rize in a fight? Join our server to find out and witness the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who drop enchanted loot when defeated. So if you’re brave enough to face the unknown and test your skills against the best of the best, then join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Creeper Queens: Where even cisboys can’t compete!

cisboys, cisgender, compete, competence, Competition, Confidence, creeper, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Insecurity, Masculinity, personal growth, QUEENS, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-identity, self-validation, societal expectations, toxic masculinity, validation

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of being a basic cisboy on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can’t compete with the level of craziness we have in store for you! Join us and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land with an iron wing. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the realm with your clucking comrades by your side.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how many players can survive in a world made entirely of cheese? That’s right, every block you mine will be deliciously cheesy and oh so gooey.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your cisboy status at the door and come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. You won’t regret it, unless you’re lactose intolerant.

UmmahCraft: Where Minecraft meets the power of the Ummah! Join us for epic adventures!

Adventures, BELIEF, brotherhood, Community, compassion, Connection, devotion, empowerment, Epic, FAITH, Islam, Join, love, meets, Minecraft, Muslim, power, resilience, Sisterhood, solidarity, strength, Support, together, ummah, UmmahCraft, Unity

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the power of the Ummah reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power of unlimited bacon! Yes, you heard that right. Bacon diamonds. Need I say more?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, clucking orders to all who dare challenge him. Join us and you might just have the chance to ride into battle on a giant chicken too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that only the power of the Ummah can provide. See you in the game, and may the bacon diamonds be ever in your favor! 🥓💎🐔🤣

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs

#youtube, content creators, Enna, enna alouette, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, graduated, Land, laughs, Llamas, millie, millie parfait, nina, Nina Kosaka, online presence, Previous thread, Reimu, Reimu Endou, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, yeah, YeetCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of wacky YouTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join Enna, Millie, Nina (who may have graduated but still hangs around), and Reimu on their wild adventures through the pixelated world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to battling dragons, these gals know how to have a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will hook you up with all the craziest mods and add-ons to take your gameplay to the next level. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing llamas? We got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

AssCraft: Where /v/ meets bootylicious adventures!

4chan, Adventures, ass-loving, AssCraft, Board, Bootylicious, Community, controversial, discussion, Evolution, forum, Gaming, History, internet culture, meets, meme, NSFW, Online Community, Opinions, transformation, trends, Trolls, V, video games

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Endless Night Skies:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ores Mined:	8767	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dimension Hops:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have transformed /v/ into the ultimate ass-loving board, where you can build giant butt sculptures and participate in twerking competitions with other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Buttzilla, a massive creature made entirely out of butt cheeks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes. Join forces with other players to take down Buttzilla and claim the coveted Golden Toilet Seat as your prize.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring plenty of toilet paper – things tend to get messy around here!

CraftyCraft: No Neo Nazis Allowed! Join us for a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience!

Allowed, Alt-Right, Bigotry, CraftyCraft, discrimination, Diversity, Experience, extremism, far right, Fun, hate groups, Hate Speech, identity politics, INCLUSIVE, intolerance, Join, Minecraft, nationalism, Nazis, neo, neo nazi, prejudice, racism, Radical, Social Issues, white nationalists, white privilege, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	512

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so diverse that even the most radical “white nationalists” look like they just stepped out of a rainbow. You’ll never know who you’ll meet next, from a pink-haired Enderman to a flaming hot zombie (literally, he’s on fire).

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and let the madness begin!

Death God & Black Maid Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, Anime Series, Black, butler, comedy, dark humor, death, Demons, FANTASY, Gerbera, GOD, Gothic, Kuro Maid, Maid, Manga, manga series, master-servant relationship, Minecraft, romance, Server, Sharon, Shinigami Bocchan, Supernatural, victorian era

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2207	Emeralds Found:	6879
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Sharon, a sassy llama, meets Gerbera, a magical talking flower! Join us for endless adventures and wacky shenanigans as these two unlikely friends team up to take on the creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to break it down (literally). You won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive diamond-encrusted golden carrot that grants wishes (or at least makes your character look super fancy).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Sharon and Gerbera can’t wait to meet you!

Crafty Creeper Chaos

ai, Chaos, Crafty, creeper, filter 00, filter 50, mirror thread, Pics, plus 2, quads, raw trips, roll dubs, straight to raw

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for a chance to roll dubs and unlock the secret filter that takes you on a journey from 50 to 00 in the blink of an eye. And if you’re lucky enough to hit raw trips, you’ll be transported straight to the rawest, most epic adventures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Reach raw quads and you’ll not only get the raw experience, but also two extra pics of Steve doing the Macarena in a chicken suit. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty Taco Town: Where Spanish Speakers Rule the Blocks!

1. español, 10. orgullo mexicano, 11. historia de México, 12. gastronomía mexicana, 13. música mexicana, 14. folclore mexicano, 15. arte mexicano, 16. turismo en México, 17. celebraciones mexicanas, 18. lucha libre mexicana, 19. tequila y mezcal, 2. hilo español, 20. mariachi y charro., 3. VIVA MEXICO, 4. PUTOS, 5. cultura mexicana, 6. idioma español, 7. México lindo y querido, 8. tradiciones mexicanas, 9. fiestas patrias, blocks, Crafty, rule, Spanish, speakers, taco, TOWN

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2717	Enchantments Applied:	232
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6343
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Welcome to our Mexican-themed Minecraft server, where the only rule is to yell “VIVA MEXICO PUTOS” every time you log in!

Join us for epic battles against giant piñatas filled with diamonds, race against speedy chupacabras in our obstacle courses, and even participate in our annual taco-eating contest where the winner gets a real-life sombrero!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary El Dorado temple, rumored to be filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. VIVA MEXICO PUTOS!

WeirdCraft: Where Creepers Wear Sunglasses and Pigs Fly

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild that even the management team has resorted to skinwalking to keep things interesting. That’s right, they’re so dedicated to providing a unique experience that they’ve taken on the appearance of their players.

But don’t worry, Elira is here to save the day! She’s the only one brave enough to reply to your messages and keep the chaos in check. Join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs normalcy when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!