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UkrainianCraft: Kim Jong-Fun!

Allies, Asia, captured, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, enemies, foreign affairs, international relations, Jongfun, Kim, Military, News, North Korea, Politics, russia, soldiers, Tensions, times of india, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War, world news

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT UKRAINE SAYS IT CAPTURED 2 NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS FIGHTING FOR RUSSIA HAHAHAHA. LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT?! COME JOIN US AND FIGHT ALONGSIDE THESE CRAZY SOLDIERS IN EPIC BATTLES. WE ALSO HAVE UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND GIANT CHICKENS THAT SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES. IT’S A WILD RIDE, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MineRealm

Active, Adventures, Community, Economy, Events, Friendly, gameplay, java, Legit, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Animals Bred:	200	Ores Mined:	2978
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules/

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

How long has MineRealm been running?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

How many unique players have joined MineRealm?

Over 265,000 unique players have joined MineRealm since its launch.

What is the core gameplay like on MineRealm?

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while offering additional meta-gameplay options that are fully optional.

Anime Year Quest 1.20.4

“2000s”, 1.20.4, 2006, 2006 anime, animated, animated series, Anime, Anime Series, Childhood, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite anime, favorite show, japanese animation, long tail tags, mine, Nostalgia, Quest, series, television, tv show, year

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Towns Built:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

OMG, come join our epic Minecraft server where we mine and craft like it’s 2006, the golden age of anime!

We have pixelated waifus and blocky senpais waiting for you to join and build the most kawaii creations ever seen in the digital world!

Don’t be a baka, join now and let’s unleash our inner otaku while punching trees and fighting creepers! It’s like living in your favorite anime, but with more explosions and less body pillows!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory in a world where anime dreams come true! Let’s goooooo!

CrunchyBreadSisDilemma

baby food, Communication, compassion, consideration, crunchy bread, CrunchyBreadSisDilemma, dietary restrictions, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, food preferences, meal preferences, shopping list, sibling relationships, sister, soft foods, Soup, tonsil surgery, tonsillectomy, Understanding, vitamised meals

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mines Excavated:	3940	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even ask for crunchy bread without causing a family feud? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where asking for bread is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!

Our server is so wild that even eating soup can lead to drama worthy of a reality TV show. Who knew that a simple request for bread could cause such chaos? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server.

Join now for a ton of fun, crazy antics, and maybe even a few tonsil-related shenanigans. Who needs solid foods when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining? Don’t miss out on the madness – join today!

JavaJokes Minecraft SMP

barista, bitter, Caffeine, coffee, cream, dark roast, DATING, Espresso, funny, humor, JavaJokes, jokes, latte, light roast, love, Men, Minecraft, morning rush, pickup lines, relationships, smp, Sugar, SWEET

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! It’s like, the craziest server ever, like crazier than a creeper on steroids, ya feel me?

So like, imagine this, right? You join the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. And the best part? The admins are like, the coolest dudes ever, they’re like wizards with diamond swords, casting spells and stuff.

And the builds on this server? Oh man, they’re more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn through a rainbow. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks, just chillin’ in the middle of a lava lake. And don’t even get me started on the rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, it’s like a thrill ride from hell.

But wait, there’s more! The events on this server are crazier than a pig riding a minecart. Like, every Friday night they have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And on Saturdays, they have a build competition where the theme is always something ridiculous like “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian.”

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of cows in a thunderstorm, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyDadJokes

best dad jokes, CraftyDadJokes, dad bod, dad chuckles, Dad Comedy, dad gags, dad humor, dad humorist, dad jests, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad one-liners, dad puns, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad wit, funny jokes, humor, Puns

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Zombie Dances:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

SpyCraft: SwissCheeseGoneWild

accusations, ACCUSED, citizen, dies, diplomatic crisis, Espionage, foreign affairs, Governmental Affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Intelligence Operations, international relations, iran, Iran Spying, legal issues, MIDDLE EAST, national security, political tensions, Spycraft, Spying, SWISS, Swiss Citizen, SwissCheeseGoneWild

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

OMG u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of craziness! We got pigs flying, llamas doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Swiss citizens in Iran are dying to join! They say the mobs are so fierce and the dungeons are so challenging that it’s like a spy thriller in Minecraft form! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

LA Accent Swap Server

accent, cultural norms, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender mimicry, gender performance, gender presentation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, LA accents, linguistic cues, Server, social constructs, speech patterns., Swap, vocal characteristics, vocal impersonation, vocal inflection., vocal mimicry, vocal modulation, vocal stereotypes, voice imitation

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Villages Defended:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2531	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the whole wide world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… On this server, pigs can fly! That’s right, you heard me! Pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And that’s not all, folks! We’ve got talking cows that spit out diamonds instead of milk. Can you believe it? I know, I know, it’s mind-blowing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the most epic builder in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it that he once built an entire castle using only one hand while blindfolded. And if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a build-off and maybe even earn his respect (if you’re lucky).

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night at midnight? Yeah, that’s right. We’ve got skeletons breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and creepers dropping sick beats. It’s a party you don’t want to miss, my friend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, blockheads!

Capy World 💫

Active Staff, Capy, Community, Coreprotect, cube world, diamond-based economy, Discord, Events, Fly, heads plus, Land Claims, Mob Griefing, Movie Nights, Peace of mind, Plugins, Server, shopping district, Shops, smp, Whitelist, whitelist application, world, World Resets

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6403
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Capy World Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
New World	No world resets. Newly launched on January 1st.
Shopping District	Run your own shop or enjoy the diamond-based economy.
Active Staff	Staff available to help with any issues or questions.
Fly	Allows flying after 2 weeks of playtime.
No Mob Griefing	Mob griefing disabled to protect builds.
Peace of Mind	Build protection and item restoration.
Events & Movie Nights	Weekly movie nights and frequent Minecraft events.
Heads Plus	Collect mob heads as currency for decoration.

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord through the link in our bio or message us for the link. Verify and fill out the whitelist application in the whitelist channel.

Q: Is the server 18+ only?

A: Yes, we are looking for long-term players who are 18 and older.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive community environment.

Q: Can I run my own shop in the shopping district?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops in the shopping district.

Q: How often are events and movie nights held?

A: Events and movie nights are held every week. Check the schedule in our Discord for specific dates and times.

Eternal Union 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cheating, Discord, doubts, ETERNAL, Girlfriend, icemancomethL8, instagram, loyalty, loyalty assessment, loyalty check, loyalty issues, loyalty test, loyalty thread, phone number, relationship, Snap, suspicion, Telegram, Trust, union, Wife

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Gods Slained:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	37
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

Yo, bro, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! We’re talking about testing your wife or girlfriend’s loyalty by sending her snap, ig, disc, teleg, or phone number to icemancomethL8.

Join us for some wild adventures and see if your significant other can resist the temptation of our epic Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Who knows what kind of drama will unfold when you put your relationship to the ultimate test in the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!