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AmnesiaCraft: Forget Who You Are

Amnesia, AmnesiaCraft, cognitive psychology, confusion, Consciousness, existentialism, forget, forgetting, Identity, introspection, Memory, mental health, Perception, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Emeralds Found:	7563
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Towns Built:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest adventures in minecraft ever!!! we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds, talking cows dat give u quests, and a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers!! also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold just by sneezing on dem. so come on and join us, cuz u never know if u might actually be a llama in disguise!!! #mindblown #bestserverever

HighCrafters420: VapeNation2023

2023, Adults, Cannabis, hallucinogens, HighCrafters420, historically high levels, Monitoring the Future survey, percentages, record high levels, University of Michigan, VapeNation2023, Vaping, younger adults

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Yo, dis server be like a trip to the moon, but without the rocket ship, ya feel me? We got so many players on here using their creative juices like they just smoked a whole field of cannabis. And don’t even get me started on the hallucinogens, we got players building castles in the sky and riding dragons made out of rainbow blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our vaping game is on point, with younger players blowing clouds bigger than a thunderstorm. It’s like a party in the clouds, except instead of rain, we got diamonds falling from the sky.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?). Let’s get lit and build some epic sh*t together!

VtubeCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, absolute state, Asshole, berate, Community, CONTENT, Fans, female, female vtuber fans, following, hot women, lewds, Live, Lust, Minecraft, ONLINE, Sending, Server, sexpest vtuber, Stream, Video, VTubeCraft, Vtuber

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where hot women follow a sexpest vtuber for some reason and send him their lewds just so he can berate or lust after them on stream. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of insanity? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

LoomingLatinoMC SMP

alpha male, Body language, Cultural differences, DOMINANCE, height difference, Hispanic, influence, intimidation, Latino, LoomingLatinoMC, machismo, Masculinity, nonverbal communication, peer pressure, physical presence, power dynamics, Size Comparison, smp, social hierarchy, social interactions, societal expectations, stature

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a basic blockhead? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where one player literally looms over his fellow Latino players. That’s right, he’s so tall that he has to duck to avoid hitting his head on the clouds! And that’s not all – rumor has it that he can build an entire castle in the time it takes you to mine one measly block of dirt. So if you want to join a server where the players are larger than life and the adventures are out of this world, come join us today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Doorstop Hideout Minecraft Server

construction site, door propped open, Doorstop, fire safety, fire warden, hidden items, hidden objects, HIDEOUT, Minecraft, NHS Hospital, office dynamics, office games, office humor, office politics, Revenge, Server, staff room, workplace conflict, workplace etiquette, workplace hierarchy, workplace pranks, workplace tension

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take doorstop wars to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of hiding doorstoppers in the staff room, just like in this epic tale.

As the appointed Fire Warden of our virtual office, you’ll have the power to keep those pesky doors closed and watch as your fellow players try to outsmart you with different types of doorstops. Will they use a plastic one, a wooden one, or even a brick with a smiley face? The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, once you start this doorstop war, there’s no turning back. You’ll find yourself sneaking around, hiding doorstops in secret places, and laughing maniacally as you watch your friends scramble to find them.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the doorstop games begin! Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wits and doorstops? Only time will tell.

MomRageCraft

academic honors core 40, academic pressure, aita, communication breakdown, education decisions, emotional outburst, family dynamics, freshman, generational differences, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter conflict, parental expectations, personal growth, regular core 40, school counselor, screamed at mother, smartest kids, State, teenage rebellion, Therapist

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3205
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ores Mined:	1549
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your intelligence and test your skills? Look no further than our server, where we only accept the top 3 smartest kids in the state!

Join us and prove to your mom that you are smart enough for the academic honors core 40. Our therapist-approved challenges will have you yelling “I’m a freshman and I can do it!”

Don’t listen to your mom, she’s just jealous she couldn’t make the cut. Join our server and show her that you are more than capable of conquering the regular core 40 and beyond. Who needs a teacher when you have us to guide you to victory?

So, are you in? Or are you gonna let your mom’s doubts hold you back? Join now and let’s show her who’s boss!

Skillz4All – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, essential skills, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, Minecraft, personal growth, problem solving, professional development, resilience, skill development, Skillz4All, smp, teamwork, technology skills, Time management, universal skills

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	261
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a pro player? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn the most important skill of all – mastering the art of building giant chicken statues that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also learn how to tame wild llamas and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombie villagers. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Crafting Memes, Not Diamonds

contemporary expressions, Crafting, current vernacular, cyber language, diamonds, digital age, digital slang, futuristic language, internet culture, internet memes, memes, millennial speak, modern jargon, modern phrases, modern terminology, online communication, pop culture references, Slang, social media, tech advancements, Technology, viral trends

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where saying “I’ll just Google it” is a normal thing? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be Googling is how to survive a creeper explosion!

Back in the day, if you told someone you were going to spend hours building a virtual world out of blocks, they would have thought you were crazy. But now, it’s the norm! So why not join our server and show off your block-building skills to the world?

Forget about boring old reality, come join our server where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and even build a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon! Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out all your wildest Minecraft dreams! Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

BorderRuin Minecraft Server

border, BorderRuin, Conflict, Crisis, Danon, destabilization, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Warning, Withdrawal

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some intense political drama? well do we have the server for u!

join our server where u can be danon, the ultimate minecraft warrior, taking on hezbollah in an epic battle for the border! will u be able to save lebanon from ruin? or will u lead them to victory? the choice is yours, my dude.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to be a part of this intense conflict, but u also get to build ur own epic base, mine for diamonds like a boss, and ride around on llamas all day long.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the chaos begin! but remember, if u don’t withdraw from the border now, u might just lead lebanon to ruin. no pressure tho.

BreadBedSoapCraft

asylum seekers, Bed.., Bread, BreadBedSoapCraft, budget cuts, economic impact, european union, germany, government policy, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, integration, migrant benefits, migrant crisis, migrant rights, Refugees, soap, social services, social welfare, support services

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we give u more than just bed, bread, and soap! we give u DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, and GOLD! our server is so lit, even germany is reducing migrant benefits just to join us!

imagine mining for diamonds while fighting off creepers and zombies with your bare hands! our server is so hardcore, even herobrine is scared to log on!

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen in minecraft! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend in our server!