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CruiseCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Argument, chip in, Conversation, cruise, CruiseCraft, Friend, Irritation, Job, joking, Leeching, Minecraft, MONEY, paid, phone use, Reflection, Server, social media detox, Transfer, Upset, WiFi

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of friends leeching off your resources like a parasitic creeper in Minecraft? Join our server where leeching is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your friendship fortress with fellow players who will happily mooch off your hard-earned resources without a second thought. Watch as your in-game wealth dwindles while your friends thrive off your generosity. Who needs diamonds when you have friends like these, amirite? Join now and experience the ultimate leeching adventure!

ModdedHub – No Mods Allowed!

Allowed, broken muffler, car customization, car enthusiasts, car modifications, car noise, Communication, compromise, consideration, gym, husband, loud car, Marriage, ModdedHub, modifications, Mods, morning routine, neighborhood disturbance, noise pollution, Nuisance, relationships, subwoofer

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with noisy cars in your neighborhood? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the cacophony of revving engines and screeching tires.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and customize it to your heart’s content without disturbing a single soul. No more waking up to the sound of a broken muffler at 7:30 in the morning – unless, of course, you set an alarm for that time, but that’s on you.

Join now and say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to a peaceful virtual world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the joyful screams of victory as you conquer blocky mountains and build epic structures. Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your husband about his “not that loud” car.

Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Breakup, dumb, ex advice, ex boyfriend, ex drama, ex girlfriend, ex humor, ex jokes, ex memories, ex problems, ex quotes, ex regrets, ex stories, ex talk, ex talk show, Exes, exes be like, Exs, funny ex quotes, Minecraft, quotes, relationships, Server, stupid ex

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., Edition, emotional pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Ouch, pain assessment, pain management, pain management strategies, pain management techniques, pain medication, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainCraft, physical pain, Suffering, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	510	New Chunks Explored:	431026
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	5143

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense mechanisms, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Invasion, meat assaults, MeatAssaults, military aggression, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, Server, Siege Tactics, ukraine war, Ukraine’s defences, War Crimes, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warships

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	94	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Farms Harvested:	642	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

2-year study, abortion, abortion patients, abortion pills, abortion regimen, complete abortion, drugs in person, Examination, mail, medication, Medication abortion, Needed, participants, PillMail, pills by mail, Regimen, repeat, study, UC San Francisco, Ultrasound, ultrasound examination

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

admins, application, Builder, Community, Create, Depth, Discord, Distant Horizons, Edition, Engineer, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, farmers delight, Landlubber, macaw’s furniture, Mods, NoahsPirateShip, Redstone, smp, storedrawers, thermal expansion, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

Average, Behavior, emotional well being, emotions, Human nature, instability, mental health, mental health awareness, mental stability, Minecraft, mood swings, personality changes, personality disorders, personality fluctuations, personality traits, Psychology, Server, societal changes, societal expectations, societal norms, society, unstable personalities, UnstableCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	5381

Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind!