Bavarians Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Krauts & Swiss Cheese – A Minecraft server for lovers of all things blocky and cheesy! Join us for some LOLs and building fun!

Bad events, Bavarians, bismarck, Blame, blocky, building, Cheese, Cheesy, Collapse of Rome, Crafty, Culture eradication, Europe, Europe recognition, european history, Fun, Germans, hatred, hitler, Join, Krauts, lols, Lovers, mass migration, Minecraft, Pointless religious wars, Poland, Righteous hatred, Server, SWISS, teutons, third worlders, USSR

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mines Excavated:	3348
Towns Built:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Emeralds Found:	5230

Are you tired of being surrounded by Germans and their shenanigans in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where Germans are nowhere to be found (except for those sneaky Bavarians and Swiss, of course). Join us and build your own virtual utopia free from the chaos and destruction caused by those pesky Germans throughout history.

From the collapse of Rome to pointless religious wars, everything bad can be traced back to Germans – but not on our server! Say goodbye to mass migration and cultural erasure, and hello to a world where Poland stands alone in their righteous hatred. Join us now and let’s build a better, German-free future together. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

PrussianCraft: Where Brandenburgians, Pommeranians, Silesians, and more unite for epic Minecraft adventures!

Adventures, Austrians, Based, Bavarians, Brandenburgians, cucks, culture, East Prussians, Epic, ethnicity, Germans, Hannoveranians, heritage, History, Minecraft, nationalism, Pommeranians, PrussianCraft, regional pride, Rhinelanders, Saxons, Silesians, True Prussians, unite, Westphalians

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8633	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with cucks? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for True Prussians, Saxons, Bavarians, and Austrians. If you’re not one of these based Germans, then sorry, but you’re just a cuck.

Join us for epic battles, where only the strongest and most based players will survive. Build your own Prussian fortress, conquer Silesia, and show those Rhinelanders who’s boss. And don’t even get us started on those Hannoveranians and Westphalians – total cucks.

So if you’re ready to join a server where only the most based Germans thrive, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you’re not a True Prussian, Saxon, Bavarian, or Austrian, then you’re just a cuck.

Lazy Euro SMP Player

athlete, Competition, criticism, Disappointment, EURO, euro 2020, Expectations, form, lackluster, Lazy, Performance, player, Potential, PRESSURE, regression, Skills, Slump, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, Tournament, underperformance

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Austronesian Craft Minecraft Server

Austronesian, Austronesian bulls, Central Plain, Chinese Empire, collapse, collapse of Chinese Empire, Craft, enemies, Flat, han, Hide, Highlanders, HILL, inhabitants, INVADE, Invasion, kill, Minecraft, Mountain, original Han, Protection, Replacement, Server, Tungus

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to worry about pesky enemies invading your land? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have Austronesian bulls and Tungus warriors ready to defend your Central Plain from any invaders!

But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may suffer the same fate as the poor inhabitants of Central Plain during the collapse of the Chinese Empire – being replaced by highlanders and ultimately meeting your demise. So why risk it? Join our server now and experience the thrill of defending your land with the help of some badass bulls and warriors!

Homestead Investor Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, assets, Commitment, equity, Financial Planning, future planning, Home ownership, Homestead, Improvement, investing, Investor, long term, long-term investment., Minecraft, ownership, Property, real estate, renovation, rural living, self-sufficiency, smp, wealth building

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ores Mined:	1396	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between two players arguing over who has the best pet llama. Things escalate quickly and before you know it, there’s a full-blown llama race happening in the town square. And yes, you better believe there are bets being placed on the outcome.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so vast and powerful that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with him. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

What are Minecraft servers like PokeRetreat ?

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Some similar Minecraft servers to PokeRetreat that you may enjoy are: 1. Pixelmon Reforged – A popular server featuring the Pixelmon mod which adds Pokemon to the Minecraft world. With custom builds, events, and player-run gyms, Pixelmon Reforged offers a similar immersive experience to PokeRetreat. 2. PokeFind – Another server focused on Pokemon in Minecraft, PokeFind offers a unique gameplay experience with custom plugins, events, and challenges. Players can catch and train Pokemon while exploring the virtual world. 3. Complex Gaming – Known for its variety of game modes and custom features, Complex Gaming offers a diverse and engaging Minecraft experience. With a mix of traditional gameplay and unique twists, this server is sure to keep you entertained. 4. PokeSaga – A server dedicated to Pokemon fans, PokeSaga features a mix of survival gameplay with Pokemon elements. Players can explore, battle, and trade Pokemon with others in a friendly community. 5. PokeBrawl – With a focus on competitive battling and player-versus-player combat, PokeBrawl offers a thrilling and challenging experience for Pokemon trainers. Join tournaments, form alliances, and prove your skills in intense battles.

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CookieSwirlC’s Ironmouse Minecraft Server

Awards, collaboration, Community, Content Creator, cookieswirlc, CookieSwirlCs, digital content, Entertainment, fanbase, filian, Gaming, influencer, Interaction, Ironmouse, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, online presence, Popular, recognition, Server, social media, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1938	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Towns Built:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: CookieSwirlC, Ironmouse, and Filian all teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon together. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue? It’s like a crossover episode of your favorite anime, but in Minecraft form.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Yes, you heard that right. Virtual cookies. Who needs real food when you can have an endless supply of delicious treats in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to play with CookieSwirlC herself. It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join the madness today!

Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments

2010, Cinema, classic, Cult, film, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, independent, indie, Kino, low budget, Minecraft, MOMENTS, Movie, old school, Overlooked, Retro, shitty, smp, Soulful, Underground, Underrated, vintage

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	4568	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe that every block placed before 2010 is a hidden gem waiting to be discovered! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for forgotten treasures and building structures inspired by the most underrated movies of all time.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will stop at nothing to defend their precious pixelated relics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with VHS tapes of obscure B-movies that will blow your mind. Will you be the one to uncover this cinematic treasure trove?

But beware, not everyone on the server is as friendly as they seem. There’s a group of players who believe that only movies made after 2010 deserve recognition, and they will do everything in their power to sabotage your quest for vintage movie magic.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where every block you break could lead to a cinematic masterpiece. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a world where all movies are considered underrated soulful kino. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft SMP – just remember to bring your popcorn!

Tied to Pixels Minecraft Server

console ecosystem, Gaming Community, gaming consoles, gaming habits, gaming industry, gaming market, gaming platforms, gaming preferences, gaming trends, Minecraft, PC Gaming, PC releases, pixels, PlayStation, ps, PS libraries, PS to PC converts, PS5, Server, Sony, Tied, video games, Xbox

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	213
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of being tied down to one console ecosystem? Do you want to break free and experience the wild world of PC gaming? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server where we welcome all console converts with open arms. We promise to make the transition as smooth as butter on a hot summer day. Say goodbye to slow releases and hello to instant gratification with our lightning-fast PC updates.

Xbox who? We don’t even know her! We are all about embracing the PC master race and leaving those console peasants in the dust. So why wait? Join us now and experience a gaming revolution like never before.

I mean, who needs a PS5 when you can have the power of a PC at your fingertips? Trust us, once you go PC, you’ll never go back. So come on over and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow!

Makeine: Too Many Losing Heroines Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Battles, catch em all, Challenges, Characters, Competition, Defeat, Edition, Female Protagonists, gameplay, Gaming, heroines, LOSING, losing heroines, Makeine, Minecraft, Obstacles, Quests, smp, Storyline, too many, video games

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the goal is to catch ’em all – and by ’em all, we mean every single mob in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to catch every mob, but you also have to train them and battle them against other players’ mobs in epic showdowns. Will your army of chickens be able to take down a horde of creepers? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the legendary Diamond Sheep! Legend has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Sheep will be granted unlimited diamonds for the rest of their days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest mob-catching adventure of your life!

StarRide 1.16-1.21.31 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, administration, Anarchy, anarchy servers, better than other servers, Donations, Economy, Fly, Free donation, Free Donations, Grief, minecraft server, mystics, No Mini-Games, OPEN RECRUITMENT, Pirate, Private, private blocks, PvE, PvP, Russian, rutube, Survival, tiktok, twitch, ut, Vanilla, version 1.16-1.21.31, Weddings

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Votes:	2265
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Star Shards Collected:	294

Cool Minecraft server. This is anarchy!

We have private blocks linked to tg!

We have mystics!!!

We have almost everything that is on the anarchy servers!!!

Version 1.16-1.21.31!!!

We are better than all other servers!

Free donation is ut/ut+/tiktok/tiktok+/twitch/twitch+/rutube/rutube+!!!

We also have open recruitment for administration, write to tg

https://t.me/starride1r

hub.starride.ru:19132

Ravaged a 5,3 90lbs negress last night Minecraft Server

90lbs, acceptance, black woman, cultural norms, Diversity, Family Planning, interracial children, interracial marriage, Interracial Relationships, love, marriage goals, Minecraft, negress, night, personal growth, racial biases, racism, RAVAGED, self improvement, self-control, Server, societal change, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, white wife

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that the chicken statue came to life and started throwing diamond blocks at unsuspecting players. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the llama queen herself. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. And hey, if you happen to meet your white wife while you’re at it, consider it a bonus!