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LovinCraft SMP: Partner Pranks & Builds

Affection, appreciation, Bonding, Builds, Caring, Connection, expressions of love, gestures of love, Happiness, Intimacy, joy, Kindness, love, LovinCraft, partner, pranks, relationship, romance, showing love, small gestures, smp, special moments, Support, thoughtful

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and not having anyone to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you and your partner to embark on epic adventures together!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a base with your loved one, fighting off creepers side by side, and even going on romantic mining dates in the depths of the Nether. Who needs couple’s therapy when you can bond over crafting enchanted gear and battling the Ender Dragon together?

Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner build a heart-shaped house, you’ll unlock a secret chest filled with rare loot and a pet panda that will follow you around and give you relationship advice. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and show the world that love truly conquers all, even in the world of Minecraft!

RegretCraft

bad decisions, Choices, consequences, decision, hindsight, influence, influence decision, influence regret, influenced actions, misguided influence, mistake, negative influence, past mistakes, peer influence, peer pressure, regret, RegretCraft, regretful behavior, regretful choices

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Remember that time you were influenced to join a Minecraft server that turned out to be a total snoozefest? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of boring!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up with us? Come join the fun and see what all the clucking is about!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, Crisis, crisis management., crisis response, Disaster, emergency preparedness, emergency response, explosion, explosions, explosions in Ukraine, Government, Kherson, Kherson Region, Kherson regional administration, Minecraft, Public Safety, regional administration, regional government, risk management, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server be off the chain, like literally! We got EXPLOSIONS happening every two minutes, like fireworks on steroids! You wanna feel the adrenaline rush of dodging TNT blasts while building your epic castle? Then this is the place for you, my friend.

Our server is run by the head of the Kherson regional administration, who is basically a mad scientist when it comes to blowing stuff up. He’s like the Willy Wonka of explosions, except instead of candy, he’s giving out BOOMS left and right.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and mayhem of our explosive world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the head honcho himself. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let the fireworks begin!

PreemptCraft: IntelHeistGO

Attack, CounterTerrorism, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah threat, idf, IntelHeistGO, intelligence, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Mossad, national security, preempt, PreemptCraft, preemptive strike, SECURITY, source, Surveillance, Terrorism, threat

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so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got all the intel to prevent any attacks from those pesky creepers. our security sources are top notch, man. we got spies everywhere, watching out for any sneaky moves from the evil mobs. join now and be part of the most epic battle against the forces of darkness in the minecraft universe. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

Antsized Adventures

Adventure, Adventures, ants, Antsized, biology, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, imagination, insects, microscopic world, miniature, perspective, perspective change, perspective shift, Reality, scale, Science, SHRINK, SIZE, tiny creatures, Wonder

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come join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure! we have shrunk ourselves down to the size of ants and are exploring the microscopic world of minecraft! watch out for giant spiders and killer bacteria as you navigate through the tiny terrain.

build your own ant-sized kingdom and rule over the microscopic creatures with an iron fist! team up with other players to take down the evil ant queen and claim the throne for yourself.

but be warned, the laws of physics are totally messed up in this tiny world. gravity is all wonky and you never know when you might accidentally shrink yourself even smaller.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in the microscopic world?

TrashDisposalCraft

cellular waste disposal, exercise benefits., fitness regimen, long-term fitness, metabolic health, muscle building, muscle endurance, muscle growth, muscle health, muscle maintenance, muscle mass preservation, muscle recovery, muscle toning, physical strength, strength training, strength training benefits, strength training exercises, strength training tips, TrashDisposalCraft, weightlifting techniques, workout routine

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u wanna get SWOLE in minecraft? well dis server is da place 4 u! we got strength training dat activates ur cellular waste disposal mechanisms so u can keep ur muscle mass 4eva! imagine ur minecraft character walkin around lookin like the hulk, smashin blocks like it’s nuthin! join dis server and become a minecraft bodybuilder, show off ur gains to all da other players. u won’t find dis kind of workout program on any other server, so join now and get ready to flex on ’em all!

Wacky Vex Smp: Where vanilla is the flavor and whitelists are just fancy grocery lists!

1.16.5, Active, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Fancy, flavor, Friendly, Fun, grocery, java, lists, Minigames, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vex, Wacky, Whitelists

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Server Overview

Server Name	VexMc
Description	We are a small but dedicated server looking for skilled builders and redstoners. Join us on Discord to apply for whitelist.
Plugins	Server maintenance plugins, lag prevention plugins, CoreProtect for grief protection.
Discord	https://discord.gg/3YxbaSzQST

FAQ

How do I join the server?

You need to apply for whitelist on our Discord channel. Once approved, you will receive the server IP to join.

Can I grief other players’ builds?

No, we have CoreProtect plugin in place to rollback any grief and identify offenders.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, please refer to our Discord channel or in-game rules for the list of rules to follow.

Is there a limit on building size or resources?

There are no specific limits, but make sure to follow server guidelines and be respectful of other players’ space.

MommyLovesMe Minecraft Server

Boundaries, confusion, counseling, discomfort, emotional dependency, family dynamics, Family Therapy, Freudian theory, Inappropriate Behavior, Intimacy, maternal affection, maternal instincts, Minecraft, MommyLovesMe, mother-son relationship, oedipus complex, personal space, psychological issues, Server, subconscious feelings, taboo, Therapy, unresolved emotions

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your overly attached mom? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any weird shoulder kisses or emotional dependency. Join now and start your adventure in a world where moms are just NPCs and not creepy love interests. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who spent too much time with their mom in-game. Spooky! So come join us and leave your mom behind for some good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Minecraft SMP: BullshitCraft – LePerfektOrganism

Admiration, Alien, bullshit, BullshitCraft, conscience, delusions, Earth, humans, Le Perfect organism, LePerfektOrganism, long tail tag, Minecraft, morality, organism, predator, predator on earth, purity, remorse, research, smp, Special, survivor, unclouded

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner predators and unleash our alien-like survival skills! Join us if you’re ready to throw morality out the window and conquer the virtual world with no remorse!

👽 Our server is like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, where players are transformed into ruthless predators with no conscience. Forget about building cute houses and planting flowers, we’re here to dominate and survive at all costs!

🚀 So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as unclouded by conscience as the Alien itself? We’re not here to make friends, we’re here to crush our enemies and rule the Minecraft universe with an iron fist!

🌌 So if you’re looking for a wild and insane Minecraft experience where morality is just a distant memory, join us and embrace your inner predator. Just remember, in this world, only the strong survive… and maybe a few lucky aliens too! 😉

Mommy Kidnap Minecraft Server

Assistance, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, Conflict, controversy, Crisis, Decision making, family, health, intervention, judgment, kidnap, KIDNAPPING, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, mom, Mommy, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this family drama.

On our server, you’ll find more chaos than a house full of unruly dogs (sorry, mom). Build your own virtual world while dodging family feuds and unexpected hospital visits. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold firsthand?

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual kidnapping accusations, family fights, and last-minute moves. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. So, are you ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us today and brace yourself for the unexpected!

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Farms Harvested:	628
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4664
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6767	Animals Bred:	43

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ores Mined:	2171	Buildings Constructed:	25

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	483
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Farms Harvested:	774	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magic Items Found:	8923	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3346	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Crops Grown:	4733	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

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Server Overview

FAQ

How do I join the server?

Can I grief other players’ builds?

Are there any rules on the server?

Is there a limit on building size or resources?