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Snoy’s Existential Crisis Minecraft SMP

conscience, Crisis, Ethics, Existential, Guilt, Minecraft, moral dilemma, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-deception, Self-examination, self-identity, self-image, self-justification, self-perception, smp, snoys

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	261923	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total chaos zone! We have players who build giant toilets instead of houses, and others who ride pigs into battle like knights of the round table.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of sneaky players who only communicate in pig Latin. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving riddles written in emojis.

So if you’re ready to throw all sense of normalcy out the window and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “how can snoys live with themselves?”

BdayVacayMC Server

aita, ANNOYED, appreciation, Attention, BdayVacayMC, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, European city, holiday, instagram, partner, private life, relationship, Resentment, Server, sharing, social media, Special, trivial, validation

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Farms Harvested:	388
Alien Abductions:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value sharing and teamwork…unlike this guy’s girlfriend who refused to share her European vacation with him! 🙄

Join our server for a chance to actually be featured and appreciated, unlike this poor soul who didn’t even make it onto his partner’s Instagram feed. We promise to showcase your builds, adventures, and victories for the whole world to see!

Don’t be like this guy, feeling left out and unappreciated. Join our server and bask in the glory of being recognized and celebrated for all your hard work. Who needs a partner who won’t even share a vacation when you can have a whole community cheering you on in Minecraft? 😂

So come on over and join us for a truly sharing and caring experience. Plus, we promise not to dismiss you like this guy’s girlfriend did to him. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time! 🌟

NoStrangersInMyHouseMC

age, Agreement, Boundaries, comfort, community groups, discussions, feeling safe, Friends, home, Hotel, husband, men’s improvement groups, NoStrangersInMyHouseMC, overnight stay, personal space, Safety, senior citizens, strangers, strangers in home, Trust, Vetted

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like home? Look no further! Our server is like a community group for gamers, where strangers can come stay overnight in your virtual home!

Join our server and experience the thrill of inviting total strangers to your Minecraft house, just like in real life! Forget about safety concerns, because who needs background checks when you can have a fun and chaotic time with random players?

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to test your hospitality skills and make new friends (or enemies) in the Minecraft world. Join now and see if you’re the ultimate host in our virtual community!

CraftyMind SMP

coping strategies, CraftyMind, daily routine, emotional well being, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mental health tips, mental resilience, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positivity, Relaxation, self love, self-care, self-care practices, smp, stress relief, Therapy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a therapy session on steroids! Join us for insane challenges like building a house with your eyes closed or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, amusing anecdote, amusing remark, anecdote, Chuckle, Comical, Conversation, CraftyLaughsMC, eavesdropping, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humor in public, JOKE, Laughter, Overheard, Public, silly, Witty

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion! So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter and ridiculousness, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Love Me Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, Caring, Commitment, Connection, devotion, emotion, feelings, Imagine, long term relationship, love, loved, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Server, Significant Other, Someone, soulmate, Support

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Animals Bred:	129
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your amazing builds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee that someone will love you! Yes, you heard that right – imagine logging in and being greeted by a virtual love interest who showers you with compliments and gifts. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have built their own civilization. Join forces with them to overthrow the evil chicken overlords and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the animal kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a giant rainbow-colored llama. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places.

Leftism is Only Selfishness Minecraft SMP

Altruism, community support, ENTITLEMENT, government assistance, Healthcare, Individualism, leftism, Minecraft, moral obligation, personal accountability, public services, Refugees, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, self-centeredness, self-interest, Selfishness, smp, social welfare, societal obligations, taxpayer burden

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a healthcare system in place where other players have to pay for your medical bills. That’s right, no need to worry about falling off a cliff and losing all your hearts, just let someone else foot the bill!

2. We have a refugee program where players can come seek shelter in your virtual house and you have to provide for them. It’s like a virtual charity, but with more creepers.

3. Rent? Who needs to pay rent when you can just mooch off other players on the server? That’s right, free housing for all!

4. Your mom says you have to stop playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We believe that your fun should never be interrupted by pesky responsibilities like chores or homework.

5. And finally, we have a strict policy that everyone else has to take responsibility for your actions. Accidentally blow up someone’s house with TNT? Not your problem, let someone else clean up the mess!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we just made up). See you in the virtual world!

BusStopBattles

adult activities, adult responsibilities, aita, bus stop, BusStopBattles, CAR, City Living, Commute, commute time, family dynamics, gas money, highway, Job, LANDLORD, morning person, Rent, roommate, sibling conflict, sister, suburbs

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the crazy adventures of a 24-year-old female living with her adult sister who just can’t seem to get her act together. Watch as they navigate through life in a city with outrageous rent prices and a 45-minute commute to work.

But that’s not all! Witness the drama unfold as the sisters argue over who should give the other a ride to the bus stop, all while dealing with the roommate who just wants to avoid conflict at all costs.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find this level of hilarious chaos and absurdity? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around!

SMPMinerGiggles – Minecraft SMP

bad experience, career disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job horror, job misery, job nightmare, job regret, Minecraft, smp, SMPMinerGiggles, terrible job, unpleasant work, worst job, worst job decision, worst job disappointment, worst job ever, worst job experience, worst job failure, worst job memory, worst job mistake, worst job situation, worst job story

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to hunt down the elusive Chicken King and steal his golden eggs for riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to boring jobs like farming and fishing, and hello to epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Chicken Thief extraordinaire!

BlockyLoveConnection

BlockyLoveConnection, communication problem, compatibility issue, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, different values, dishonesty, Infidelity, lack of ambition, lack of effort, lack of emotional support, lack of empathy, lack of independence, lack of respect, red flag, relationship, Specific, toxic behavior, trust issue, unresolved issues, warning sign.

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Towns Built:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of relationships where your partner doesn’t understand the importance of building a house with the perfect feng shui in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who prioritize pixel-perfect aesthetics and will never judge you for spending hours perfecting your virtual garden. Join us and find your soulmate who shares your love for blocky architecture and virtual landscaping! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama over who gets to build the next skyscraper in our city? Join now and let the blocky love stories begin!