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NetherWordJokeGoneWrong

acceptable, aita, Argument, baltimore, Black, calling out, Context, Heat, holidays, JOKE, kitchen, MIL, mother-in-law, n-word, NetherWordJokeGoneWrong, old-fashioned humor, overreacting, Peace, relationship, respecting family, rural town, Sensitive, UNACCEPTABLE, White

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and inappropriate jokes!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere and drops the N-word in a failed attempt at humor. The awkward silence that follows will keep you on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your spouse about respecting each other’s families. Will you choose peace or stand up for what’s right?

Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with questionable humor and family drama! This server is not for the faint of heart, but it’s guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

PetriObsessedMC SMP

aroma, Atmospheric, calming, earthy, Environment, Fresh, love, Natural, Nature, Nostalgia, obsessed, outdoors, petrichor, PetriObsessedMC, Rain, rainy days, scent, Sensory, sensory experience, smell, smp, weather

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds, I mean, how cool is that?! And the spawn area is like a magical fairy forest with talking animals and flying pigs, like whaaaat.

But wait, there’s more. The whole server is actually built on a giant floating taco, I kid you not. And every time you mine diamonds, a chorus of angels sings in the background. It’s like Minecraft heaven, but with more explosions and llamas wearing top hats.

And get this, if you join the server, you automatically gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Plus, every time you log in, a herd of baby pandas greets you with a dance party. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this insane awesomeness?

So yeah, if you’re totally into the smell of petrichor and want to experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese, but better.

CraftyMDs – No cure for creepers!

breaking news, Communication, compassion, coping with grief, CraftyMDs, CREEPERS, cure, delivering bad news, difficult conversations, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, emotional impact, emotional responses, Empathy, Healthcare, Long Term Care, medical diagnosis, Medical Ethics, medical professionals, patient care, patient reactions, reactions, Supportive care

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the doctors are the ones breaking the news? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a team of medical professionals ready to deliver the most outrageous news in the most hilarious ways possible. From diagnosing your character with a severe case of “diamond deficiency” to prescribing you with a dose of “creeper repellent,” our doctors will keep you entertained while you play. So come join us for a dose of laughter and fun – just be prepared for some unexpected medical advice along the way!

Veggie Baby Craft Land

baby, Craft, Land, Veggie

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and stuff? well not this one, man. we got all the crazy fun and none of the rules. like, if u join this server, ur baby in the game gonna be like, super tiny and stuff. but in a cute way, u know? and the birth weights gonna be like, so low, they gonna be floating in the air. it’s wild, man. so come join us and experience the wackiness for yourself. plus, we got a secret level where u can ride a giant carrot into battle. it’s epic, bro. so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

sVanilla Survival

Axes, bedrock, Bows, combat tag system, creativity, east, Economy, ELYTRA, Exploration, Geyser, hacked clients, Minecraft, Monuments, PvP, smp, Survival, Svanilla, Swords, Teleport, tnt duplication, totem cooldown, Trading, Usa, world border

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.5

1.20.5, af.., altered state, Cannabis, CONTENT, emoji, Ethereal, euphoria, feeling, Giggly, Happy, HIGH, intoxicated, Marijuana, me, mood, Relaxed, RN, silly, Skylands, Stoned, Thc, this..

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	171	Farms Harvested:	177

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pig wearing a top hat.

The best part is, you can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s boss with your enchanted diamond sword of doom!

Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MILposterNOPECraft

artwork, artwork display, British, Canadian, disagreement, expensive, Framed, gift, Hanging, hurt feelings, large poster, local artist prints, Memory, MILposterNOPECraft, mother-in-law, practical, Presents, refusing, Rent, SIZE, strained relationship

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old gifts from your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of unwanted posters and awkward family dynamics! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious escapades that will make you forget all about that giant painting your mother-in-law insists you hang above your sofa.

Instead of arguing about art preferences, join us and build your own masterpiece in the virtual world of Minecraft! No more awkward conversations about framing costs and wall damage – just pure, unadulterated fun with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of unwanted gifts.

So why waste time arguing with family members when you can join our server and create your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to unwanted posters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join us now and let the laughter and creativity flow!

RedditShare4MinecraftSMP

Communication, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital boundaries, digital footprint, family, Friends, internet safety, online presence, online privacy, online sharing, personal accounts, personal information, privacy, reddit, RedditShare4MinecraftSMP, relationships, sharing habits, social media, social-networking, Trust

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even the creepers are doing the dab dance.

Join our server and you’ll get to ride on a flying pig while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your Minecraft life? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are the Norm

ableism, blocktopia, classism, commonly accepted, Corruption, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, discrimination, double standards, environmental destruction, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, mental health stigma, messed up, norm, Privilege, racism, sexism, societal norms, toxic masculinity, victim blaming

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9739
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mines Excavated:	4819	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every hour)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical beast that lays golden eggs and grants wishes to those who can defeat it in battle. Rumor has it that one player even tamed the Ender Chicken and now rides it into battle against other players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have built a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake, or a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government?

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (especially since we have a secret enchantment that makes you physically unable to log off).

BlockyToiletWars

accessibility, bathroom, BlockyToiletWars, comfort, design, elongated, equality, feminine, fixture, gender, home improvement, hygiene, interior design, masculine, Plumbing, restroom, round, sanitation, Size options, Toilet sizes, unisex, Women

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1282
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u!

picture this: u log on and suddenly u r transported to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil zombies and skeleton warriors.

but wait, there’s more! our toilets are not just any old toilets. they come in two sizes: “women” and “unisex.” why? because in our world, toilets have genders too!

join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun. then u might regret it a little. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure!