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HabitDrop Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Towns Built:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our SMP and say goodbye to all your bad habits like mining straight down and forgetting to bring food on your adventures! Our server is filled with experienced players who will teach you the ways of the blocky world in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a giant chicken statue that laid diamond eggs. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft master!

CraftyParentz

appreciation, care, compassion, CraftyParentz, family, Generosity, Gratitude, guidance, influence, Kindness, lasting impact., lessons, love, Memories, Nurturing, parenting, role models, sacrifice, Support, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5774
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Remember that time your parents built you a real-life Minecraft server in your backyard? Yeah, neither do we. But on our server, you can experience that level of dedication and creativity every day! Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with your mom, battle creepers with your dad, and build epic castles with your siblings. Who needs real-life when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Join us and create memories that will make your parents proud (and maybe a little jealous)!

MoldovaMayhem Minecraft Server

conflict escalation, covert activities, destabilization, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, INDIVIDUALS, Instructors, intelligence agencies, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, MoldovaMayhem, political manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, security threats, Server, subversion, Trained, Training, undercover operations

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

So, like, you know how Russian instructors have trained, like, a bunch of peeps to, like, cause chaos in Moldova, right? Well, imagine if those peeps were actually Minecraft players and they were, like, super good at building and stuff.

Join our server and be part of this totally insane mission to create chaos and destruction in the virtual world of Minecraft. Build crazy structures, unleash mobs, and cause mayhem like never before. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with some seriously skilled players who have been trained by Russian instructors (not really, but, like, it’s a funny story, right?).

So, come on and join the madness. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll be able to create on our server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

CraftyLePenFraudEU

CASE, controversy, Corruption, Court, CraftyLePenFraudEU, embezzlement, EU, european union, far right, France, French politics, Justice, leader, Legal, Marine Le Pen, National Rally, Politics, prosecution, right wing, scandal, trial

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	630
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own embezzlement schemes just like Marine Le Pen! steal diamonds, emeralds, and even gold blocks from other players while avoiding the law!

we have a special “far-right” faction where you can team up with other players who share your extreme views and dominate the server with your questionable policies.

if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time filled with drama and intrigue, then this is the server for you! join now and let the chaos begin!

Nature Sensory Fun Craft

activated, Countries, Craft, five senses, Forests, Fun, national parks, natural beauty., Nature, nature lovers, outdoor activities, Positive, Senses, Sensory, sensory enjoyment, sensory experience, shared enjoyment, study, surroundings, Surveying, time in nature, Universal, Visitors

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE NATURE BUT VIRTUAL. U CAN ACTIVATE ALL FIVE SENSES BUT IN PIXELS.

FEEL DA GRASS BETWEEN UR TOES, SMELL DA VIRTUAL FLOWERS, HEAR DA CREEPERS SNEAKIN UP ON U. IT BE LIKE A NATIONAL PARK BUT WITH MORE DIAMONDS.

STUDIES SHOW PLAYIN ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U IN A REAL FOREST. U CAN EVEN TASTE DA PIXELATED BERRIES IF U TRY HARD ENOUGH.

SO COME JOIN US AND GET UR NATURE FIX WITHOUT LEAVIN DA HOUSE. PLUS, WE GOT COOL BUILDINGS AND MINI-GAMES. WOOHOO!

Crimson Networks: Where the only thing scarier than mobs is getting lost in a maze of redstone contraptions!

building competition, Community, Contraptions, Crimson, Crimsonite, Custom Items, DECORATE, Discord, Events, Halloween, Ip:, judged, Lost, Maze, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mob Drop Event, mobs, mythic mobs, Networks, Redstone, Rewards, scarier, Server, smp, Store Credit, update

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Server Name	Crimson Networks
Server Type	SMP
Release Date	September 5th, 2024
Features	MCMMO, Custom items, Mythic Mobs, and more

Overview:

Crimson Networks is a small community Minecraft server looking to grow its player base. With various features such as MCMMO, Custom items, and Mythic Mobs, players can enjoy a unique gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. When is the building competition?

The building competition starts now and will be judged on the 20th. Players are expected to use their own resources to build something creative and unique.

2. What are the rewards for the building competition?

1st place – $50 in store credit 2nd place – $25 in store credit 3rd place – $10 in store credit

3. What is the Mob Drop Event?

The Mob Drop Event is an ongoing event where players can collect Crimsonite from mobs. The player with the most Crimsonite at the end of the event wins.

4. What are the rewards for the Mob Drop Event?

1st prize – $100 USD 2nd prize – $50 in store credit 3rd prize – $25 in store credit

5. How long does the Mob Drop Event run for?

The event runs from the 1st to the 30th, allowing players to participate and enjoy their Halloween day.

For more information, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/crmsn The server IP: play.crimson-networks.co

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Android toy, Future, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming consoles, gaming devices, gaming evolution, gaming industry, Gaming news, gaming technology, gaming trends, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, handheld gaming devices, handhelds, innovation, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, portable gaming, Server, steam deck 2, Technology, ue5

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love affair with a Creeper. Witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive access to the secret underground city of the Villagers, where you can trade emeralds for enchanted items and gossip about the latest drama in the Nether realm.

So why settle for a boring timeline where the steam Deck 2 is just a cheap Android toy when you can join our server and experience a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures!

my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

Aint, angles, blockquotepmy, Geometry, Math, Minecraft, my shit ain’t parallel, no way bro, non-parallel, not parallel, Parallel, parallel computing, parallel dimensions, parallel lines, parallel lines never intersect, parallel lines never meet, parallel parking, parallel processing, parallel structure, parallel universe, parallel universe theory, parallel worlds, parallelism, Perpendicular, Shit, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	6924	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

GoneCountryNoTellAITA

cardiothoracic surgeons, Communication, confession, druggie parents, English as a second language, expensive trip, family situation, favorite cafe, financial assistance, friendship, GoneCountryNoTellAITA, grandmas.house, hanging out, inconsiderate behavior, MONEY, moving on, Singapore trip, tutoring, unrequited love, upset friend, vacation

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	631561	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of real-life drama and heartbreak? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be confessing your love to is your diamond sword! Leave behind the woes of unrequited love and join us for some pixelated fun!

Join us on our server and escape to a virtual Singapore, where you can explore our amazing zoo, ride roller coasters at our very own Minecraft Universal Studios, and shop till you drop (in-game currency, of course). And the best part? Our server is only a two-hour flight away…in your imagination!

Don’t worry about the cost of joining our server, because our admins are cardiothoracic surgeons in real life (totally legit, we swear). They’ll cover all your expenses, and if you feel guilty, you can always tutor their son in English as a second language. It’s a win-win!

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be inconsiderate to is that creeper sneaking up behind you. Join our server now and let the adventures begin!

FlatEarthBeliever – Minecraft SMP

alternative beliefs, conspiracy theories, debunked theories, flat earth, flat earth believers, flat earth community, flat earth debate, flat earth evidence, flat earth movement, flat earth myth, flat earth proof, flat earth research, flat earth society, flat earth theory, flat earth truth, FlatEarthBeliever, geocentrism, Minecraft, pseudoscience, Round Earth, scientific skepticism, smp

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe in the ultimate truth – the earth is flat! Join us as we embark on epic adventures to prove to the world that we’re not just building blocks in a cube, but actually living on a giant pancake floating in space.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their woolly wisdom. Will you be able to earn their trust and become the llama whisperer of the server?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines – rumored to be guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in riddles. Can you solve their puzzles and claim the loot for yourself?

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP like no other, where conspiracy theories and chaos reign supreme, then come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of flat earth adventures!