Battle of Issus Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CatLoversMC Server

aita, Argument, Birthday, calico kitten, cat, CatLoversMC, Choice, college, de housing, family, intimidation, living situation, ownership, parents, parking lot, persistence, research, Server, Upkeep, Wanting, water intake, white cat

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and cat fights (literally)!

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between players over who gets to keep their virtual cat. It’s like a virtual soap opera, but with pixelated felines!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that players have been known to invest their own virtual money into the upkeep of their virtual pets. Who knew Minecraft could be so high stakes?

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart), join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to fight for your right to keep your virtual cat, because things can get pretty catty around here!

MidtermMayhemCraft

advanced classes, assignments, Cheating, classmate, consequences, Ethics, Failure, Grades, Graduation, Guilt, Living Environment, Midterm, MidtermMayhemCraft, quiz, required, RESPONSIBILITY, retake, Science, seating, tests

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old classes where you actually have to study to get good grades? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild as you build your way to the top of the class!

Forget about cheating off your classmates in real life, on our server, you can cheat all you want without any consequences! Just make sure you don’t get caught by the virtual teacher, or you might end up failing like poor old Sam.

With our server, you can experience the thrill of getting away with filling in all the wrong answers and still coming out on top. Who needs to study when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So join us now and see if you have what it takes to outsmart your classmates and dominate the virtual classroom. Who knows, you might even end up feeling a little guilty like our friend here, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

GirlCraftLove

being kind, Communication, compassion, considerate rejection, DATING, emotional intelligence, Empathy, gentle rejection, GirlCraftLove, handling rejection, Honesty, letting someone down easy, rejecting a crush, rejecting someone kindly, rejection, rejection advice, relationships, respectful rejection, sensitivity, turning someone down

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Items Found:	3417	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic structures and battling creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll instantly become irresistible to all the girls (or guys) in the server. So why waste time rejecting someone when you can be crafting your way to virtual glory? Join now and say goodbye to awkward conversations forever!

OrbitMC

bedrock, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Linktree, Minigames, Mods, OrbitMC, Play, PlayStation, Plugins, Positive, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Xbox

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Emeralds Found:	4298
Falling into the Void:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Overview:

Server Name	OrbitMC
Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	2nd Season
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Positive and fun

FAQ:

How can I join the OrbitMC community?

You can join our community by checking out our Linktree which provides ways to get involved and join the server.

How do I whitelist myself on the Minecraft server?

Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself so that you can join and play on the server. Contact our staff team for more information on how to whitelist.

Lum’s Love Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Admiration, adoration, Affection, Alien, Anime, Character, comedy, cute, devotion, Fan, Favorite, infatuation, japanese, love, lum, Lum Invader, Lums, Manga, Obsession, Otaku, Realm, romance

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Farms Harvested:	498	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Divine Spears Created:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

OMG, if you love Lum as much as I do, then you HAVE to join this Minecraft server!

We have so many Lum-themed builds that will make your brain explode with happiness.

From Lum-shaped houses to Lum-inspired pixel art, this server is a Lum-lover’s dream come true.

And guess what? We have Lum-themed events every week where you can win amazing prizes like Lum plushies and Lum-themed merchandise.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Lum love consume you!

FamNotToday Minecraft Server

aunt, covid outbreak, dejection, emotional processing, Emotional support, estrangement, exclusion, family, family conflict, family dynamics, FamNotToday, Hospital, hurt feelings, indifference, Loneliness, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationships, Selfishness, Server, social support, Support, uncle

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own family? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own clan and build epic castles together!

Forget about your real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures. No more last-minute cancellations or feeling excluded – on our server, everyone is welcome and included!

Join now and let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual family with friends who will always have your back. Who needs real-life relatives when you have a Minecraft family that will never let you down? Come join us and leave the family drama behind!

CraftyGratitude

appreciation, childcare, CraftyGratitude, daily routine, division of labor, family dynamics, Gratitude, household chores, household responsibilities, Marriage dynamics, morning routine, nap time, parenting, quality time, sleep schedule, Time management, weekend rest, work-life balance, working dads, working moms, working parents

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
New Chunks Explored:	11284	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and insane stories!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of baby zombies come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server has special power-ups that turn them into adorable baby villagers instead. And that’s just the beginning!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual family while also fending off creepers and skeletons. And if you need a break, take a nap with your youngest Minecraft pet – because we understand the importance of self-care, even in the virtual world.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that appreciates the small things, like sleeping in on Saturdays and taking naps? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

LoveCraft SMP: RomComs Lie

Analysis, Beloved, classic, controversial, critique, film, hidden meaning, lie, love, lovecraft, Message, misconceptions, misleading, Movie, Overrated, Popular, Problematic, relationships, romance, romantic movie, Romcoms, smp, terrible lesson, toxic relationships, unhealthy dynamics

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

OMG, have you heard of this totally cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, the most lit server ever, like seriously dude. You gotta join because like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the spawn is made entirely out of cheese. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical llama appears and gives you a hug! It’s like, so epic.

But wait, there’s more! The PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline filled with marshmallows, and if you win a battle, you get a pet dragon that farts glitter. And the best part is, the whole server is run by a group of dancing penguins who only speak in rhymes. It’s like a party 24/7, bro.

So like, forget about those boring old servers with their normal rules and stuff. Join this one and experience a whole new level of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your pants scared off. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

BlockPartyClub

atmosphere, BlockPartyClub, clubs, Community, dancing, drinks, ENERGY, Entertainment, Escape, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Friends, Fun, Good Vibes, late nights, Music, nightlife, nightlife scene, partying, Relaxation, socializing

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magic Items Found:	3867
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of getting rejected at the club for wearing diamond armor instead of a suit and tie? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate clubbing experience! Join us and dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. Plus, our VIP section is located in the Nether, where you can party with the Piglins and Hoglins. Don’t miss out on the hottest club in the block, join us now!

BlueSkyCraft

+x, bluesky, BlueSkyCraft, drug approval, drug development, drug evaluation, drug safety, elon musk, European Medicines Agency, european union, Healthcare, healthcare policy, healthcare regulations, innovation, medical advancements, Medical Devices, Medical research, medical technology, pharmaceutical industry, pharmaceuticals, regulatory agency

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u got this server, and it’s like, the European Medicines Agency decided to ditch Elon Musk’s X for this server called Bluesky. like, what even is that? but get this, they said it was cuz the server had this magical potion that could cure any sickness or injury in the game. like, u fall off a cliff and break ur leg? no problem, just drink the potion and u good as new.

but that’s not even the best part, bro. they also said that on this server, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. like, how crazy is that? and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts glitter. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?

so come on, join the madness and chaos of this server where anything is possible. cuz who needs Elon Musk’s X when u got Bluesky, right?