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RoboFinger Minecraft Server

Assistance, digital assistance, electronic devices, fingering, futuristic, innovative solutions, INTIMATE, Masturbation, Minecraft, modern lifestyle, personal care, pleasure seeking, RoboFinger, Robots, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-exploration, Server, sexual satisfaction, shower, solo play, Technology

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have robots that can help you with all your… uh, personal needs. Need a hand (or a robot hand) in the shower? We got you covered! Join our server and let the robots take care of you in ways you never imagined possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Minecraft SMP: LindseyGrahamBombsIran

ayatollah, carpet bomb, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, hostages, international relations, iran, Israel, Lindsey Graham, LindseyGrahamBombsIran, LindseyGrahamSC, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, Politics, sanctions, smp, Threats, twitter

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve got Lindsey Graham threatening to carpet bomb Iran if the Ayatollah doesn’t release Israel’s hostages – talk about drama! But don’t worry, we promise our server is a safe space for all players (except maybe the Ayatollah). Join now for a chance to witness some insane geopolitical Minecraft battles and maybe even broker some peace deals between warring factions. Who needs real-world politics when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BILsGriefMinecraftServer

Assertiveness, BILsGriefMinecraftServer, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Cultural differences, cultural norms, discipline, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Family Values, family visit, parenting challenges, parenting struggles, personal property, property damage, respect for others’ belongings, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Emeralds Found:	1603	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Irish kids on a rampage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and chaos that will make you question your sanity.

We promise to provide you with the same level of excitement as when those little rascals from Ireland broke OP’s camera lens, ruined the disc thing, and even drew on his car with sticks and rocks. Who needs boring old griefers when you can have real-life troublemakers wreaking havoc on your virtual world?

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the unexpected is just another day in the blocky world, join us now! Just be sure to keep an eye on your belongings, or you might end up like OP with a broken camera lens and drawings on your car. See you there, if you dare!

SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL

Argument, attitude, Chicago, Communication, comparison, condescending, disability, family, Hometown, Housing, Jealousy, judgment, misunderstanding, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Siblings, SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL, suburban-living, urban living, VALUES

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a KFC run in the middle of the night? Look no further, my dude! Our server is like Chicago – always open for business and full of opportunities.

Join us and build your dream house, just like OP did in the big city. Sure, your sister may think it’s just a “starter home,” but we know you’ll make it a forever home. And who cares if she got a bigger house for less money back in your hometown? We’re all about quality over quantity here!

Plus, we don’t tolerate any drama like OP’s sister trying to guilt trip him for gas money. Ain’t nobody got time for that! So come join us and leave the family feuds behind. Our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who aren’t afraid to live their best virtual life. See you there!

NoMusicSMP – Minecraft SMP

albums, artists, controversial, culture, debate, dislike, Eliminate, Favorite, genre, get rid of, least favorite, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), musical taste, NoMusicSMP, opinion, Preferences, smp, society, songs, trends, unpopular

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6740	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of hearing the same old tunes in your Minecraft world? Well, look no further because on our server, we have banned all music genres except for “Minecraft parodies of popular songs”! That’s right, get ready to jam out to hilarious and cringey parodies of your favorite hits while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join our server now and experience the joy of listening to “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat while you build your epic base. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden jukebox that plays nothing but “Baby Shark” remixes!

So say goodbye to boring old music genres and hello to the wacky world of Minecraft parodies on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

CharmCraft – Unexpectantly Charming!

captivating personality, CharmCraft, charming, charming attributes, charming behavior, charming characteristics, charming demeanor, charming discovery, charming features, charming individual, charming nature, charming person, charming qualities, charming traits, delightful characteristics, endearing traits, hidden charm, pleasant surprise, surprising charm, Unexpectantly, unexpected charm, unique charm

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ores Mined:	4901
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to discover the most unexpectedly charming quality in someone – like our admin who can build a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower using only their toes! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a player who can tame creepers and make them do the Macarena on command.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their own language and lead them into epic battles against the evil pigs. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and quirky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most unexpectedly charming adventure of your pixelated life!

PalyanytsyaCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, drone, eastern europe, innovation, international relations, jet-propelled, Language, Military, military drone, military technology, Minecraft, new technology, Palyanytsya, PalyanytsyaCraft, pronunciation, russia, Russian-Ukrainian relations, Server, Technology, Ukraine

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Crops Grown:	8542	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

come join the server where we have jet-propelled drones flying around like crazy russians trying to pronounce ‘Palyanytsya’! you’ll be dodging drones left and right while trying to build your epic base. but watch out, because the drones might accidentally blow up your creations if they can’t say ‘Palyanytsya’ right! it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the drone chaos!

WagnerCraft: No Tragic Mistakes!

Belarus, border, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign ministry, international relations, intervention, Mercenaries, Military, MISTAKES, Peacekeeping, political tensions, SECURITY, tragic, tragic mistakes, Troops, Ukraine, Wagner PMC, WagnerCraft, Withdrawal

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	8021
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we have belarusian troops and mercenaries from wagner PMC fighting at the border with Ukraine! like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this chaotic battle for survival?! the foreign ministry is even begging us not to make “tragic mistakes” and to withdraw, but we’re like nah, let’s keep the madness going! join now for a wild ride of craziness and mayhem, where anything can happen!

AntimatterCraft: HyperHydrogen-4 Fun!

antihyperhydrogen-4, antihyperon, Antimatter, AntimatterCraft, antineutrons, antiproton, atomic nuclei, Brookhaven National Laboratory, collisions, DOE, Fun, HyperHydrogen4, hypernucleus, Physicists, Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider, RHIC, STAR Collaboration

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got physicists from space or somethin’ discoverin’ antimatter hypernucleus antihyperhydrogen-4! Like, what even is dat? Sounds like some next level stuff happenin’ in our virtual world, fam.

Come join us and witness the madness as we collide atomic nuclei and create all sorts of wacky creations. We got antihyperons, antiprotons, and antineutrons all up in dis server, makin’ it a party like no other.

So if u wanna experience some outta dis world shenanigans and be part of a community that’s literally breakin’ the laws of physics, den come on down to our server. We promise u won’t regret it…probably.

Divergent SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half ice cream, half bae

application, apply, bae, Community, content creators, cream, Discord, divergent, Divergent SMP, Events, Features, Fun, Ice, java, java server, Join, Means, Minecraft, Newest features, Players, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Divergent SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Divergent SMP
Version	1.21
Description	Divergent SMP is a community-based Java server where players can enjoy Minecraft’s newest features in a fun and engaging environment.
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join Divergent SMP?

To join Divergent SMP, you need to fill out an application on the server’s website at apply.divergentsmp.net.

2. Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, the community regularly hosts events, both in Minecraft and on the discord server.

3. Can I play with content creators on Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a variety of content creators that you can play with on the server.